Weekend Red Mr. Peanut Bank and Gallito Mescalito Blogging

It the Holiday Season. Well, it's the Holiday Season here in Panamá; we started on November 1st! And what goes with the Holiday Season, besides lots of good food and drink and stuff? That's right: re-runs Holiday Season Classics! And here at Padre Mickey's Dance Party we have our Holiday Season Classics, just like your favorite television station, the only difference being ours aren't thirty to forty years old. So this week and next week just sit back and enjoy It's A Red Mr. Peanut Bank And Gallito Mescalito Thanksgiving, Charlie Brown Everbuddy!


Red Mr. Peanut Bank Well, Gallito Mescalito, it's that time of year again!
Gallito Mescalito ¡Shriek! ¿Shriek? ¡Shriek!
Red Mr. Peanut BankYes, I can understand that, the smell of roasting turkey makes you nervous, but it's only once or twice a year.
Gallito Mescalito ¡Shriek!
Red Mr. Peanut Bank Well, I don't like it that much either; all that cooking really heats up the house, and with Summer almost here it's hot enough around here!



Miss Egyptian Hippo of Love Hi boys! Up to no good, I suppose!
Red Mr. Peanut Bank Good evening, Miss Egyptian Hippo of Love. You look marvelous, as always!
Gallito Mescalito ¡Shriek!
Miss Egyptian Hippo of Love Thank you, boys; you're so sweet! Well, it's that time of year, isn't it? The days are shorter, the nights longer, the smell of burning leaves in the air, and in some places it's snowing like all get out!
Gallito Mescalito ¿Shriek?
Red Mr. Peanut Bank Yes, I agree with my loving partner; what on EARTH are you talking about?
Miss Egyptian Hippo of Love Well, not HERE, of course, but back in the ol' U.S.A. I kinda miss all that.
Gallito Mescalito ¡Shriek!
Red Mr. Peanut Bank He's right again; when we lived in the U.S. we lived in the S.F. Bay Area, where it rarely snows! But I guess the other stuff did happen. But you're from Egypt originally; I doubt you had snowy winters there!
Miss Egyptian Hippo of Love I just miss seasons! All we have here is "rainy season" and "not-quite-as-rainy season" or verano. I miss the cold.



Mr. Chompy's Chewed-up Squeaky Kitty Toy Hey dere, fellas! An' a very good evenin' ta you, Miss Egyptian Hippo of Love!
Gallito Mescalito ¡Shriek!
Miss Egyptian Hippo of Love Hello, Mr. Squeaky Cat!
Red Mr. Peanut Bank Hello, Mr. Chompy's Chewed-up Squeaky Kitty Toy!
Mr. Chompy's Chewed-up Squeaky Kitty Toy 'sup wit eveybuddy?
Red Mr. Peanut Bank We're discussing the season and the holidays.
Mr. Chompy's Chewed-up Squeaky Kitty Toy Yeah! I luvs dis tima yeah! In fact, we gots a nudder nashunal holiday next Friday! Independence from Spain Day! ¡Viva Panamá! ¡Viva Libertad!
Gallito Mescalito ¡Shriek!
Miss Egyptian Hippo of Love Well, I'm thinking of a different holiday.



Mighty Moose of Vermont, Fuzzy Southern Mountain Moose, and ¡El Penguino! Hello everybody!
The others Hello, Mighty Moose of Vermont, Fuzzy Southern Mountain Moose, and ¡El Penguino!
Red Mr. Peanut Bank Fuzzy Southern Mountain Moose, you don't look very happy? What's wrong?
Fuzzy Southern Mountain Moose Wayul, Ahm jus' feelin' a bit homesick.
¡El Penguino! She's worried about Thanksgiving. I told her it's the only estadoünidense holiday Padre and the Lovely Mona still celebrate, but she's worried it won't happen.
Mighty Moose of Vermont Come on, ¡El Penguino! You were just as worried last year. We told her it would happen but she's still worried.
Fuzzy Southern Mountain Moose Wayul, Ah've nevah been away foh such impohtant holidaze befoh.
Mr. Chompy's Chewed-up Squeaky Kitty Toy Why is dis holiday so importint' ta you guys? 'Sup wid dis?



Diablito Sucio y Wooden Kuna Doll Si. ¿Es este fiesta más importante qué la Día de Independencia de España? ¿Por qué?
Mr. Chompy's Chewed-up Squeaky Kitty Toy Yeah, I'm wunderin' 'bout dis, too. Is dis anuver one of yer Gringo "weah betteah dan you" tings?
Gallito Mescalito ¡Shriek!
Los Juegetes de los estados unidos No! It's just different!!!
Red Mr. Peanut Bank No, no, no! It's not more important than Panamanian holidays; it's just different. It is an important holiday to the Lovely Mona and Padre and their extended family and the estadoünidense toys and knick-knacks because they like the idea of taking one specific day to thank God for their many blessings, and because it is an important part of the mythology of the U.S.A., not that Padre and the Lovely Mona buy the myth (although they both have family members who are participants in the story!).
Las Jugetes Panamañas What is the myth? Tell us, TELL US!!!



Red Mr. Peanut Bank Well, it all started with the Puritans Pilgrims and their search for a land in which they could oppress others find religious freedom. . .

TO BE CONTINUED NEXT FRIDAY

Friday Random Top Ten

Ya pushes "shuffle" and ya takes yer chances. . .

1. Heart Nick Lowe
2. Peace and Love Neil Young
3. Rejoice in the Lord Alway (Percell) Chanticleer
4. No Control David Bowie
5. Freezing Steel Cat Stevens
6. Ce que je teing/Certes mout/Bone compaignie/MANERE (Montpellier codex #328) Anonymous 4
7. Kings of the Wild Frontier Adam and the Ants
8. Psalmus V (Monteverde Vespro della Beata Vergine) Taverner Consort
9. Earth Died Screaming Tom Waits
10. Elvis and his Boss The Residents

Geez, what a terrible list! It just swings from one extreme to the other. I mean, I like everything on the list (this is all on my computer, after all), but I like them in context. When I'm listening to Monteverde, I want to listen to Monteverde; I can't think of any situation in which I would want to follow up Monteverde with Tom Waits. I can't think of any time in which I wanted to listen to Monteverde after Adam and the Ants, either. I will admit that I'm up for Elvis and his Boss anytime.

Once again, the Walking-to-Work list from my iTouch is much better:

1. Gidget Goes To Hell Suburban Lawns
2. Superstition Stevie Wonder
3. Ciega, Sordomuda Shakira
4. Let It Loose Rolling Stones
5. Gangsta's Life Fear Of A Black Hat
6. Lust For Life Iggy Pop
7. Substitute Sex Pistols

The Shakira song is Shakira when she was a rocker, before she started singing in Inglés and hangin' out with bad influences like Beyoncé. And Gangsta's Life is the best parody of Gansta Rap around. Maybe I'll walk slower next week and I'll get ten songs on the Walk-to-Work list instead.

Wadda yoo listenin' to? Tell me about it in the comments if you are so inclined.

Rest In Peace, James and George

Today our prayers and sympathy are with Kathy Jensen and the family and friends of her late husband the Very Rev. James M. Jensen, and also with Janis and the friends and family of her father, George Linn Bland, Jr. Funerals for both men take place today.

Most merciful God, whose wisdom is beyond our understanding: Deal graciously with Kathy and Janis and their families in their grief. Surround them with your love, that they may not be overwhelmed by their loss, but have confidence in your goodness, and strength to meet the days to come; through Jesus Christ our Lord. Amen.

Rest eternal grant to James and George, O Lord;
And let light perpetual shine upon them.

May their souls, and the souls of all the departed,
through the mercy of God, rest in peace. Amen.

Tuesday Miss Bebé, The World's Most Beautiful Grandchild™ Blogging

Still at the Huzzah Thang Ren-Fair!

Ill Mannered People

Some crazy, rude, Amerika-jin who were raised by wolves Wingnut-estadoünidense are very much worked-up about an incident which occurred during President Obama's visit to Japan. President Obama, who was raised correctly and actually has manners, unlike his predecessor, actually bowed when he met Emperor Akihito and Empress Michiko. Mister Dick "Watta Dick" Cheney's daughter, Girly Dick Liz, pointed out that her father didn't bow when HE met the Emperor, but since he is a World Class AS***le Republican, it's no big surprise. I feel that I must point out to my nationalistic brothers and sisters that bowing is normal in Japan, and there is a Certain Bow that everyone who is not a rude dips**t performs when meeting the Emperor (who is descended from the Sun God, for goodness sakes, so you should really behave!).

I lived on the island of Okinawa until I was sixteen years of age and the Lovely Mona swears that I am Japanese deep inside. I'll share a story with you (like you could stop me!): When I was a Purchasing Agent for Watkins-Johnson Company in Scotts Valley, California, waaaaaay back in the late 1980's and early 1990's, I was asked to speak with a vendor in Japan on the telephone. My nihon-go was still pretty good in those days (it has since been supplanted by español; I am unable to keep more than two and a half languages in my bald head at a time. I still understand nihon-go, but I respond en español. But I digress. . .). So I had a nice conversation with our vendor in Japan and straightened everything out. When I hung up the telephone and started to walk out of the office, my boss asked, "What was going on there?" I asked him what he meant and he said, "You were bowing like crazy! That guy couldn't see you, you know!"

A well mannered young man ALWAYS bows when in a Japanese context, while an ill-mannered person vomits on the shoes of the Japanese Prime Minister. That's just the way it goes. . .

Ayer en Parroquia San Cristóbal

Yesterday the Altar Guild held their November Bake Sale (they also hold one on Palm Sunday every year) and it was a Great Success! There was carrot cake, coconut bread, yucca pone, the Lovely Mona's pumpkin cake, plantain tarts, codfish cek, and chicheme for sale and everything sold out.

The Seventh Grade class from Instituto Episcopal San Cristóbal and their parents visited us at la Misa a las 10:30 am. A lot of people have birthdays in November, and many seventh-graders came up for their Birthday Blessings Sunday.



We also blessed little Paulo Alexander Murray, seen here with his parents Paulo and Judy. He was very good and didn't scream or fuss even when that bearded guy sprinkled water on him.



Here are photos of the Bake Sale.

The Lovely Mona's pumpkin cake and Mrs. Sylvia Patterson with some carrot cake and coconut bread


Mrs. Rachel Weeks organizes the plantain tarts


Mrs. Doyle always takes care of the caja.


Chicheme


Codfish cek!






Mrs. Olga Kelly and her World Famous Yucca Pone. She makes it entirely from scratch; she even grates the coconut herself! It is very, very good.


Punkin' cek, gibbitame!

Mandatory Retirement for Pundits

From what I can tell, most jobs have a mandatory age for retirement. I believe for clergy in the Episcopal Church the mandatory retirement age is 72. Most of the members of my parish are retired, but that's because when the U.S.A. turned over administration of the Panama Canal to la República de Panamá, many of the workers were offered the opportunity to retire with full benefits, so we have lots of people who retired at the age of 55 or so. I know people who are looking forward to retirement, but I really don't think about it. However, I have been thinking about retirement for others. Why the heck is David Broder still writing columns for the Washington Post? As far as I can tell, he hasn't written anything worth reading in years, yet his columns appear like clockwork. He's like 80 years old; doesn't he want to relax and enjoy the mischievous antics of his great-grandchildren? I think his brain retired a while back. And what's the deal with Andy Rooney? Any time I watch 60 Minutes I hear "All that, and Andy Rooney!" like that's a good thing! He is self-parody personified. He just sits there and gripes for several minutes and he ceased being witty several years ago. I'm surprised he doesn't end his weekly gripes with "An you kids drop those walnuts and get the HELL OFFA MY LAWN!" I believe he's 90 years old; he probably has great-great-great grandchildren whose mischievous antics would only add more fodder for his mind-numbing pieces for 60 Minutes (I almost wrote: "60 Minute pieces" but, thank God, CBS doesn't give him 60 minutes!) so he should probably retire to one of those No Children Allowed gated communities like where they kept The Prisoner retirement villages which are also walnut-tree free. But are these guys gonna retire? I doubt it! I guess I'll simply have to ignore them.

Here Endeth The Rant, and GET THE HELL OFFA MY LAWN!

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Weekend Red Mr. Peanut Bank and Gallito Mescalito Blogging

A Word From the Mangagement: Since I can't always get this up and posted on Fridays, we will now call this feature Weekend Red Mr. Peanut Bank and Gallito Mescalito Blogging. Of course, you can call it whatever you want.


The Lovely Mona Hey gang! Tomorrow is the Altar Guild Bake Sale. Do you want to help me make something?
Everyone, in one voice YES!!! Wadda we gonna make?
The Lovely Mona Let's make Pumpkin Bread, although everyone here calls it Pumpkin Cake.
Everyone, in one voice YAY!!! PUNKIN' CEK!!!!!


Fuzzy Southern Mountain Moose Say theuh, Mistah Bunraab! Yoo cain't heyulp us!
Bunrab, the Filthiest Toy in the House What? Why not? I'm part of the Dance Party Gang! In fact, I've been part of this bunch way longer than you.
Miss Egyptian Hippo of Love It's got nothin' to do with seniority, Bunrab, and everything to do with the fact that you're the filthiest toy in the house and shouldn't even be up here on the countertop.
Bunrab, the Filthiest Toy in the House But that's not fair! Chompita chews on the cat, too! Why is HE allowed to help?
Red Mr. Peanut Bank Don't worry, Bunrab; we'll be keeping an eye on him!
The Lovely Mona, off camera MICKEY! GET THAT FILTHY TOY AWAY FROM THE KITCHEN!
Señorita Chompita Wiggletail, off camera Come on down here, Bunrab; I'll take care of you!
Gallito Mescalito ¡¡¡Shrriieeekk!!!


Grumpy the Gargoyle I don't even WANT to be part of this. Humph!


Red Mr. Peanut Bank Well, it looks like all the ingredients are here!
Gallito Mescalito ¡Shriek!
Miss Egyptian Hippo of Love Ingredient Roll Call! 4 eggs; 2/3 cup water;
2 cups pumpkin; 1 cup oil; 1 teaspoon canela, I mean, cinnamon; 1 teaspoon nuez moscada molido, er, ground nutmeg; 1 1/2 teaspoon salt; 3 cups sugar; 2 teaspoons baking soda; 3 1/3 cups flour! All present and accounted for, sir!
Red Mr. Peanut Bank Very well; continue!


Red Mr. Peanut Bank First we'll beat the four eggs
Gallito Mescalito ¡¡¡Shrriieeekk!!!
Red Mr. Peanut Bank Oh, calm down! They came from a chicken!
Gallito Mescalito ¡Shriek!



The Lovely Mona Mix in the water. . .



Mighty Moose of Vermont Now we add the cuppa oil!


Mr. Chompy's Chewed-up Squeaky Kitty Toy Heah is wheah we puts da sinnaman an' da nutmeg!


Lil' Jesus Don't forget the salt! And don't use salt which hath lost its saltiness! For it is only good for throwing out and being trampled under foot by men.


¡El Penguino! And now. . . the pumpkin!
Ida Hedgehog Punkin'!



Crocagator Heh. Heh. Heh. Mix it all up inna bowl. Heh. Heh. Heh.


Miss Egyptian Hippo of Love Don't forget the sugar, sweetie!


Gallito Mescalito ¡¡Shriek!!


Red Mr. Peanut Bank I believe that the baking soda is an important ingredient and is to be added at this time!


Grumpy the Gargoyle Humph!


Mr. Chompy's Chewed-up Squeaky Kitty Toy Da flowah is da las' ting ya trows in deh! Tree anna haff cupsa flowah.


Crocagator Heh. Heh. Heh. Timeta heat da oven! Heh. Heh. Heh.
Gallito Mescalito ¡Shriek!
Red Mr. Peanut Bank I believe there is a lighter around here somewhere. . . ah, there it is!


Red Mr. Peanut Bank It certainly lights well!


Gallito Mescalito ¡¡Shriek!!


Fuzzy Southern Mountain Moose Nowah buttah the payun an' buttah iyut weyul!
Mighty Moose of Vermont Yes, dear!


The Lovely Mona Pour the batter into the pan. . .


Crocagator Heh. Heh. Heh. Punkin' cek! Heh. Heh. Heh.


The Lovely Mona Place it in the oven (which padre better clean before Thanksgiving!). . .


Lil' Jesus Bake for. . .
Ida Hedgehog . . . one hour at. . .
¡El Penguino! . . . 350 degrees fahrenheit!


Red Mr. Peanut Bank My! That certainly smells good!
Miss Egyptian Hippo of Love And it will be ready before we know it!
Everybody Yay!


Red Mr. Peanut Bank I'm not looking, but let me guess. . . is it beautiful?
Everybody YES!!!
Miss Egyptian Hippo of Love I bet that'll sell out quick!
Mr. Chompy's Chewed-up Squeaky Kitty Toy Dats foh shuah! Too bad we can't eat summa it.
Padre Mickey, off camera Hey you guys! Get away from that punkin' cek! That's for the Altar Guild.


Gallito Mescalito ¡¡¡Sshhrrriiieeeekk!!!

Friday Random Top Ten (with bonus eight!)

Ya pushes "shuffle" and ya takes yer chances. . .

1. We Are Journeying On Price Family Sacred Singers
2. Lamentations Of Jeremiah (Tallis) The Choir of King's College, Cambridge
3. Myxomatosis (Judge, Jury & Executioner) Radiohead
4. I Shall be Released The Band with Bob Dylan
5. Hymnus (Monteverde) Taverner consort
6. It's The Time To Disco Vasundhara Das, KK, Shaan, & Loy Mendonsa
7. Let Him Dangle Elvis Costello
8. Deliver Us From The Elements XTC
9. Lonely Boy Steve Jones
10. Show Me Dexys Midnight Runners

Well, I think this is one weird list! Going from old-timey Gospel to real old-timey Tommy Tallis to (eventually) Monteverde's Vespro della Beata Vergine! Also, not my favorite Bollywood song but it is from one of my favorite Bollywood films Kal Ho Naa Ho. Obscure Sex Pistoly-thang and Dexy's Midnight Runners before they started to Toora Loora Toora Looray Ley. You should watch the video; it reminds me of how much the Lovely Mona despised Our Kev!

To be honest, I really prefer the shuffle the iTouch played during my walk to the parish this morning:

1. I'm A Police Car Larry Wallis
2. Constantinople The Residents
3. ESP The Buzzcocks
4. This Old Heart Of Mine Tammi Terrell
5. Drivin' Sister Mott The Hoople
6. Don't Touch Me There The Tubes
7. Eleanor The Turtles
8. Anthrax Gang Of Four
Every song is totally cool!

So, waddaya listenin' to? If so inclined, please leave lists in the comments.