Monday, August 24, 2009

The Feast of St. Bartholemew, Apostle and Martyr

Almighty and everlasting God, who gave to your apostle Bartholomew grace truly to believe and to preach your Word: Grant that your Church may love what he believed and preach what he taught; through Jesus Christ our Lord, who lives and reigns with you and the Holy Spirit, one God, for ever and ever. Amen.

Today is the Feast of St. Bartholomew, Apostle ). Of course, we don't know much about Bartholomew; actually, we really don't know anything. He is listed in the synoptics, but not the gospel attributed to John, while Nathaniel is mentioned in John's list but not in the lists in the synoptics, so some scholars think they may be the same person. Bartholomew name or person does not appear in The Acts of the Apostles. According to Eusebius' History of the Church, when Pantaenus was doing missionary work in India he was shown a copy of Matthew's Gospel in Hebrew which tradition stated was a gift from the Apostle Bartholomew. There are traditions which teach that Bartholomew preached in Mesopotamia, Persia, Egypt, Armenia, Lycoania, and Phrygia.

Jerome and Bede both mention a Gospel of St. Bartholomew, but no copies exist in our day.


There is a tradition that Bartholomew was martyred in Armenia, flayed alive and crucified upside down for having converted Polymius, King of Armenia. However, according to the text The Martyrdom of St. Bartholomew, he was beaten with rods and then beheaded.

The Martrydom of St. Bartholomew really doesn't concentrate on the martyrdom, but tells a fantastic story of Bartholomew's battle with the demons behind the idols in "India." The definition of "India" in those days was a bit more broad than that of our day: it bordered on Ethiopia, Media, and the actual subcontinent of India. Bartholomew was in "India" (probably Armenia) where there was an idol to the god Astaruth. People would bring their sick to the Temple of Astaruth and sacrifice to the idol, and the sick person would appear to be healed physically, but would actually become "more diseased in soul." When our man Bart showed up in town, Astaruth stopped healing folks. People didn't know what to do, but they went to another town to a Temple to the god Becher, and the priests asked Becher what was going on. Becher said, and I quote: "From the day and hour that the true God, who dwells in the heavens, sent his apostle Bartholomew into the regions here, your god Astaruth is held fast by chains of fire, and can no longer either speak or breathe." The priests asked, "Who is Bartholomew?" and Becher responded, "He is the friend of the Almighty God, and has just come into these parts, that he may take away all the worship of the idols in the name of his God." The priests said, "Really? What's he look like? We need to find this guy!" Becher gave the following description: "He has black hair, a shaggy head, a fair skin, large eyes, beautiful nostrils, his ears hidden by the hair of his head, with a yellow beard, a few grey hairs, of middle height, and neither tall nor stunted, but middling, clothed with a white undercloak bordered with purple, and upon his shoulders a very white cloak; and his clothes have been worn twenty-six years, but neither are they dirty, nor have they waxed old. Seven times a day he bends the knee to the Lord, and seven times a night does he pray to God. His voice is like the sound of a strong trumpet; there go along with him angels of God, who allow him neither to be weary, nor to hunger, nor to thirst; his face, and his soul, and his heart are always glad and rejoicing; he foresees everything, he knows and speaks every tongue of every nation. And behold now, as soon as you ask me, and I answer you about him, behold, he knows; for the angels of the Lord tell him; and if you wish to seek him, if he is willing he will appear to you; but if he shall not be willing, you will not be able to find him. I entreat you, therefore, if you shall find him, entreat him not to come here, lest his angels do to me as they have done to my brother Astaruth." After that, Becher held his peace.

The priests headed into the streets to find Bartholomew, looking into the faces of each person going by to see if they matched Becher's description (how many guys with black, shaggy hair and a blonde beard could there be in that town?). They found him when a person possessed by a demon shouted out, "Apostle of the Lord, Bartholomew, your prayers are burning me up!" Our man Bart said, "Hold your peace and come out of him!" and the man, who had been possessed for many years, was freed. Polymius, the king of Armenia, just happened to be standing across the street when this all happened, and, having a daughter possessed by a demon, he wanted Bart's help. His daughter was chained in a dungeon, because she was tearing the skin off her limbs and biting everyone who came near. Bart came and cast out her demon, and she was whole. The king was so happy that he loaded camels with gold and silver and precious stones and pearls and clothing for Bartholomew (who left the palace immediately after the exorcism), but they couldn't find Bart and brought everything back to the palace. Early the next morning, as the sun was rising, Bartholomew appeared in the king's bedchamber and said, "Why did you look for me all day with all that gold and stuff? Those gifts are appropriate for those who seek earthly things, but the only thing that interests me is the gospel." He then preached the Good News to the king. He also explained to the king what was going on in Astaruth's temple, and that an angel of the Lord Jesus Christ was keeping the demon Astaruth in fiery chains. The king and Bart agreed to go to the temple that morning while the priests were sacrificing to see Bartholomew take care of Astaruth. When they arrived at the temple, the priests were sacrificing, when all of the sudden a voice came out of the idol, screaming: "Refrain, you wretched ones, from sacrificing to me, lest ye suffer worse for my sake; because I am bound in fiery chains, and kept in subjection by an angel of the Lord Jesus Christ, the Son of God, whom the Jews crucified: for, being afraid of him, they condemned him to death. And he put to death Death himself, our king, and he bound our prince in chains of fire; and on the third day, having conquered death and the devil, rose in glory, and gave the sign of the cross to his apostles, and sent them out into the four quarters of the world; and one of them is here just now, who has bound me, and keeps me in subjection. I implore you, therefore, supplicate him on my account, that he may set me free to go into other habitations." Bartholomew then said to the demon, "Confess, unclean demon, who is it that has injured all those that are lying here from heavy diseases?" The demon said, "The devil, our ruler, he who is bound, he sends us against men, that, having first injured their bodies, we may thus also make an assault upon their souls when they sacrifice to us. For then we have complete power over them, when they believe in us and sacrifice to us. And when, on account of the mischief done to them, we retire, we appear curing them, and are worshipped by them as gods; but in truth we are demons, and the servants of him who was crucified, the Son of the virgin, have bound us. For from that day on which the Apostle Bartholomew came I am punished, kept bound in chains of fire. And for this reason I speak, because he has commanded me. At the same time, I dare not utter more when the apostle is present, neither I nor our rulers." Bart said to him, "Why don't you save all who come to you?" and the demon answered, "When we injure their bodies, unless we first injure their souls, we do not let their bodies go." Bart asked, "How do you injure their souls?" and the demon answered, "When they believe that we are gods, and sacrifice to us, God withdraws from those who sacrifice, and we do not take away the sufferings of their bodies, but retire into their souls." Bartholomew then turned to everyone in the temple and said, "Behold, the god whom you thought to cure you, does the more mischief to your souls and bodies. Hear even now your Maker who dwells in the heavens, and do not believe in lifeless stones and stocks. And if you wish that I should pray for you, and that all these may receive health, take down this idol, and break it to pieces; and when you have done this, I will sanctify this temple in the name of our Lord Jesus Christ; and having baptized all of you who are in it in the baptism of the Lord, and sanctified you, I will save all." The king gave orders to the people and they all returned to the temple with ropes and crowbars but were unable to pull the idol down. Then our man Bart had them take the ropes off the idol. Facing the idol, he said, "In the name of our Lord Jesus Christ, come out of this idol, and go into a desert place, where neither winged creature utters a cry, nor voice of man has ever been heard." At that, the idol rose off of its foundations and crashed to the ground, breaking into little pieces. At the same hour all the idols in the temples bell to the ground and were broken into pieces. And all witnessing this miracle cried out: "He alone is God Almighty, whom Bartholomew the apostle proclaims!!" Then Bartholomew raised his hands to heaven and prayed a long prayer which I will not quote here, but rest assured that it was full of good gospel imagery. All responded "Amen!!" and suddenly there appeared an angel of the Lord, shining brighter that the sun, winged, and four other angels holding up the four corners of the temple. And with his finger the angel sealed the temple and the people and said, "Thus says the Lord who has sent me, As you have all been purified from all your infirmity, so also this temple shall be purified from all uncleanness, and from the demons dwelling in it, whom the apostle of God has ordered to go into a desert place; for so has God commanded me, that I may manifest Him to you. And when you behold Him, fear nothing; but when I make the sign of the cross, so also do ye with your finger seal your faces, and these evil things will flee from you." He then showed them the demon and cast him away. Then the angels disappeared. The king, the queen, their two sons and all the people were all baptized in the name of the Father, Son, and Holy Spirit, and King Polymius even laid aside his diadem to follow Bartholomew and the way of Christ.

Polymius' elder brother was Astreges, king of the Greeks, and when he learned what had happened to the temples, and that all the people had converted AND that Polymius had put aside his diadem, well, he was less than pleased and sent an army to find Bartholomew and bring him in chains to his presence. When Bartholomew was brought to the court, the following conversation took place: The king says to him: "Are you he who has perverted my brother from the gods?" To whom the apostle answered: "I have not perverted him, but have converted him to God." The king says to him: "Are you he who caused our gods to be broken in pieces?" The apostle says to him: "I gave power to the demons who were in them, and they broke in pieces the dumb and senseless idols, that all men might believe in God Almighty, who dwells in the heavens." The king says to him: "As you have made my brother deny his gods, and believe in your God, so I also will make you reject your God and believe in my gods." The apostle says to him: "If I have bound and kept in subjection the god which your brother worshipped, and at my order the idols were broken in pieces, if you also are able to do the same to my God, you can persuade me also to sacrifice to your gods; but if you can do nothing to my God, I will break all your gods in pieces; but believe in my God." The king was then informed that his god, Baldad, and all the other idols, had fallen down and broken into pieces. Hearing this news, the king rent his garment, and then ordered Bartholomew to be scourged and beheaded. Twelve thousand people who had been converted by Bartholomew's witness came and took his body and laid it in the royal tomb of the king of Armenia. When Astreges heard of this, he ordered that the remains be thrown into the sea, but the faithful moved his remains to the island of Liparis.

Here is how the account ends: And it came to pass on the thirtieth day after the apostle was carried away, that the king Astreges was overpowered by a demon and miserably strangled; and all the priests were strangled by demons, and perished on account of their rising against the apostle, and thus died by an evil fate.

And there was great fear and trembling, and all came to the Lord, and were baptized by the presbyters who had been ordained by the holy apostle Bartholomew. And according to the commandment of the apostle, all the clergy of the people made King Polymius bishop; and in the name of our Lord Jesus Christ he received the grace of healing, and began to do signs. And he remained in the bishopric twenty years; and having prospered in all things, and governed the church well, and guided it in right opinions, he fell asleep in peace, and went to the Lord: to whom be glory and strength for ever and ever. Amen.

Saturday, August 22, 2009

Hooray For The ELCA!

I was very happy to read this article this morning and to learn that the Evangelical Lutheran Church of America has decided to do the right thing.

The Lovely Mona and I were in the mountains at our place in Lewiston, California for most of June and July. The closest Episcopal Church was in Redding, about an hour away (it's usually less, but there is a lot of road work going on at this time). We didn't want to drive to Redding, and, to be honest, the last time we visited that church they weren't the most welcoming bunch. We learned that there is an ELCA Church in Weaverville, about 20 minutes from Lewiston, so we decided to attend services there.

The people at Holy Trinity Lutheran Church are very warm and very welcoming and we enjoyed worshiping with them. Plus, they have a luncheon every Sunday after services, which (I realize this is blasphemous, but what the heck) is BETTER THAN COFFEE HOUR! The first person we met was Jim Hahn, who was very friendly and welcoming. The Pastor, Reverenda Geraldine C. King, welcomed us and invited me to speak about our ministry in Panamá.

One Sunday Bishop Mark Holmerud, Bishop of the Sierra Pacific Synod of the ELCA, was visiting Holy Trinity. We enjoyed meeting him and learning about his ministry. That evening we had dinner with the Hahns and Pastor Geri.

Below are photos of the friendly Lutherans who welcomed the Episcopalian missionaries, our church family at Holy Trinity Lutheran Church in Weaverville, CA. As always, click on the photo to "embiggin".

Revda. Geri and Bishop Holmerud





The Choir


The People of Holy Trinity Lutheran Church with their Bishop (that's the Lovely Mona over there on the left).


Lunch Time!




Everyone enjoying lunch except for some anti-social dork with his iPod

Friday, August 21, 2009

Friday Red Mr. Peanut Bank and Gallito Mescalito Blogging

Red Mr. Peanut Bank, Gallito Mescalito, and Miss Egyptian Hippo of Love Visit Venice Beach, California.

One Saturday the gang visited Venice Beach with Faddah-Priest Butch, the Lovely Mona, and scraggly Padre Mickey. Here are some photos. Sorry, no dialogue tonight!



We Saw A Sand Sculpture



A Man On Stilts


Red. Mr. Peanut Bank With The Ladies


Muscle Beach



Miss Egyptian Hippo of Love admires the Mens as they work out


Faddah-Priest Butch and the Lovely Mona investigate a henna booth


Some Guy that was going to pound a nail into his head. We left.


The Tattooed Snake Lady in front of the Freak Show (Yeah, I know; the entire beach was a freak show)



Some Guy on skates with a guitar and amp

Friday Random Top Ten er, Four!


Ya pushes "shuffle" and ya takes yer chances. . .

1. Sugar Kane Sonic Youth
2. The Big Surprise Sparks
3. My Man They Might Be Giants
4. Throwing My Baby Out With The Bathwater Tenpole Tudor

And we'll stop right there, as it won't get any better than Tenpole Tudor.

Both the Sparks and Tenpole Tudor videos are great fun. Keep an eye out for the guy on the sidelines who looks like he beamed down from the Enterprise in the Sparks video.

Please post your lists in the comments.

A Great Big Thank You!!!!


The Lovely Mona and I would like to express our gratitude to those who so generously donated funds so that we could fly out to New Jersey to spend time with the East Coast Bloggers. We only received the information recently, thus the delay in thanking you all.

Thank you, PJ; James J.; Whiteycat; Alliecat; Grandmère Mimi; Faddah Butch; Catherine (A) of New Joisey; Carol Sue D. in Oakland; Psuedopiskie; Mary C. in Cambridge; and the Wonderful Jan and Howard H. of Cupertino.

AND we thank all of you who were so generous donating to our Sabbatical in the campaign led by MadPriest and TELP.

Thursday, August 20, 2009

I Don't Doubt It!

Feast of St. Bernard of Clairvaux

O God, by whose grace your servant Bernard of Clairvaux, kindled with the flame of your love, became a burning and a shining light in your Church: Grant that we also may be aflame with the spirit of love and discipline, and walk before you as children of light; through Jesus Christ our Lord, who lives and reigns with you, in the unity of the Holy Spirit, one God, now and for ever. Amen.


Today is the feast of St. Bernard of Clairvaux, cool guy except for that "Second Crusade" idea.

He was born to a noble family near Dijon, France, in the year 1090. His father was a knight and landowner. Bernard showed an early inclination towards the life of a monk, and in the year 1112 he convinced thirty other young noblemen of Burgundy, including four of his own brothers, to enter the monastic life at the Abbey in Citeaux. Three years later, the Abbot, St. Stephen Harding, asked Bernard to found a new Abbey at Clairvaux, which soon became one of the most important centers of the Cistercian Order. The Cistercian Order, or the Order of the White Monks, was established in the year 1098 in France by monastics who were interested in an Order which adhered more striclty to the Benedictine Rule than any other Order. They wanted to be the extreme hard-core Benedictines. Their monasteries were to be in secluded and remote areas, and they gathered several times a day for corporate intercession and adoration. Their churches were to be simple, as were their vestments, and their chalice and paten were not to be made of precious metals. They had very strict rules concerning diet and silence, and manual labor held a very prominent place in the Order. Each monastery was independent from the main house in Citeaux, but they all had to adhere to the Benedictine Rule.

Bernard was put in charge of the Abbey at Clairvaux, and he completely immersed himself in his work. He wrote many letters and sermons and was reputed to deny himself sleep in order to have enough time for all his writing. Bernard earned the reputation of a very persuasive preacher, and soon an additional sixty Abbeys were founded, all in association with the house at Clairvaux. He was a prolific writer, writing on the subjects of Papal duty, on love, on the Three Comings of the Lord, on the veneration of the Blessed Virgin, various apologies, and a commentary on the Song of Songs. He wrote a book of 86 sermons for the whole year. He also wrote the texts for hymns, three of which we still sing to this day.

His writings became well-known throughout the Western Church of the Middle Ages, and with this renown also came great influence, but his service as secretary to the Synod of Troyes in 1128 was what gave him recognition and power throughout the Church. He also drew up the Rules for the Knights Templar, the knights who led the First Crusade and whose name is familiar to all who read the terrible DaVinci Code or its predecessor Holy Blood, Holy Grail. When Pope Honorius died in 1130, there was a dispute and two people were elected; Innocent II and the antipope Anacletus. Bernard sided with and supported Innocent against Anacletus, and actually helped secure Innocent’s victory as pope. As a reward, Pope Innocent II showered privileges upon the Cistercian Order. Later, Pope Eugenius III was elected, in the year 1143. He was a former student of Bernard’s, and Bernard became the Pope’s trouble-shooter and advisor.

Bernard was also a heresy fighter and fought hard against Henry of Lausanne and his heresy. Henry of Lausanne was a monk who had left his monastery and had become an itinerant preacher. Like many heretics, he started out on the right foot, but somehow went astray. He was traveling thoughout France preaching against the worldliness of the clergy, and he insisted upon the ideal of absoute poverty for priests, who had taken a vow of poverty at their ordinations. This, of course, made him very popular with the people. Preaching absolute poverty for the clergy was not heresy; the heresy took place when he began to preach against the objective efficacy of the Sacraments. He claimed that the efficacy of the Sacraments was dependent upon the worthy character of the priest. This is very similar to the heresy of Donatism, against which St. Augustine spent so much of his time fighting. While we want good priests, humble priests, priests free from corruption and greed and immorality, the efficacy of the Sacrament is entierly a matter of Grace, which is exactly what St. Augustine taught. Bernard was able to successfully defeat Henry and his heresy, and Henry recanted at the Synod of Pisa.

Now, there is another cause for which Bernard is known, and I do not think that this was a good cause. When it failed, he was roundly attacked. This cause was the Second Crusade to liberate Jerusalem in the year 1147. St. Bernard preached that it was a Christian’s duty to go to Jerusalem and fight against the Saracens and liberate the Holy City. As I mentioned earlier, he was a very persuasive preacher, and he stirred up a lot of support for this Crusade, especially in Germany and France. King Louis VII of France and the Emperor Conrad III helped lead the Crusade, but it ended badly and the Christians were unable to hold on to Jerusalem. Now, for me, the very idea that God would want you to go and kill people in the name of God is wrong and goes against what Jesus taught. While it may have been a noble cause preached by Bernard and followed by King Louis and Emperor Conrad, the facts are that the soldiers were more interested in grabbing land and loot, and they did terrible things in the name of Christ. Crusaders often killed Christians in the lands of the Middle East, mistaking them for Jews and Muslims. I don’t think that it was right to kill Jews and Muslims, either! The soldiers of the Fourth Crusade killed the Christians of Constantinople and looted the cathedrals and churches of the one-time Patriarchate. The idea that a man of God such as Bernard would support such a terrible act as the Second Crusade shows that even the saints, while models for us all, have their failings, too, although I must point out that Bernard fought against persecution of Jews, which was quite unusual for a Christian of his time. Bernard was bitterly disappointed by the failure of the Second Crusade, and he died not long afterward, in the year 1153.

Bernard was above all else a monk. He practiced austerities and self-mortifications which worried his friends. I’m sure, that if we knew anyone who followed such practices, we would be worried about them, too, as well we should! Severe denial of the flesh will not bring one closer to God, but it will bring about illness and and unnatural obsession with the flesh. We come closer to God by following God’s commandments and by seeking God in prayer and silence. Bernard had a severe character, yet his saintliness and his personality, rather than the force of his intellect, made him very powerful in the Europe of his day, and these traits found visible expresson in the rapid growth of the Cistercian Order under his leadership. His writings reveal a clear and penetrating grasp of theological problems, and his sermons are the result of an intimate knowledge of the Bible and a faith inspired by the most sublime mysticism. He insisted that God should be loved simply and purely because God is God. He was very much influenced by St. Augustine and wrote: “Remove free will, and there is nothing to be saved; remove grace, and there is left no means of saving. The work of salvation can not be accomplished without the co-operation of the two.” He insisted that prayer, preaching, and the life of self-denial and worship should be the duty of all Christians, monk and lay person alike. Bernard was able to adhere striclty to the vows he made both as priest and monk, even though he became one of the most powerful persons in Europe. He did not let this power distract him from his duty as a Christian. St. Bernard kept Christ’s commandments and abided in God’s love, and that is why we remember him today.

Tuesday, August 18, 2009

Tuesday Miss Bebé, The World's Most Beautiful Granchild™ Blogging

What The Heck?

Second Amendment Enthusiasts Gather To Trade Recipes


What the heck is going on? I've read several reports stating that 12 people with assault rifles were wandering about outside the building at which President Obama was holding a Town Hall meeting. There has also been an increase in right-wing militia activity.

Maybe it's just me, but as a person who came of age in the early 1970's, I get nervous when people other than the Secret Service appear at a presidential event toting loaded guns. Heck, when Dubya was president a person could be arrested for simply wearing an anti-Bush t-shirt in the hand-picked audience of one of his events. Can you imagine what would have happened if an anti-war protester had appeared at a Bush event armed?

It's only a matter of time before one of these crazy-ass gun nuts second amendment enthusiasts' gun goes off "accidentally" and there is Big Trouble. In case one may think I'm overreacting, just listen to this example of violent language from a Right Wing Republican Hero, Mr. Joe-the-not-really-a-Plumber.

What a crazy country!



UPDATE Amanda has a great post on this subject at Pandagon

Monday, August 17, 2009

The U.S.A. Healthcare Knock-down Drag-out Debate


I really don't understand why totally insane knuckle-dragging haters some so-called conservatives are so against the public option, or for any health-care at all. Some of them claim that the U.S.A. has the best health-care system in the world, which, as a person who recently visited the U.S.A. and had an experience with their piece-a-crap world's best health-care system, leaves me flabbergasted.

As an Appointed Missionary of TEC I receive pretty good health care, except that I have to pay everything up front and then, if so moved, the health-care company will reimburse me. But at least it's sumpin'. Also, living in Panamá, I can go to one of the local Departmento de Salud clinicas and see a doctor for fifty cents. The meds from the Caja Seguro Social are not terribly expensive, if I were inclined to use this service. Even though I am extranjero, I have access to socialized medicine.

Here in Panamá we only need a doctor's prescription for certain medications, but one can purchase most medications without one. I take a medication for high blood pressure and, since I am pre-diabetic (aren't we all?), I take metformin. I just go to the farmacia and buy my meds when I need them. I ran out of both medications while in the U.S.A. I went to Long's Drugs in Oakland (which is becoming CVS or something) and was informed that I must have a prescription for my meds. They wouldn't listen to reason (how the hell does one abuse these meds, anyway?) so I had to find a doctah.

The Lovely Mona called Tara's doctah to make an appointment. He wanted $150.00 up front to see me to prescribe medications I already take. Fortunately, the SOB he called to cancel the appointment, which meant I saved $150.00 but still didn't have my meds. After consulting friends and family, we found the address for a Quickhealth Clinic in East Oakland. We took BART and then hoofed it to the address. The clinic was located in a farmacia (it was a farmacia, not a pharmacy; all the signs were in español). A menu was posted on the wall: $59.00 to see the doctor for anything, and then the rates for various tests. The form was bilingual, as was the receptionist, and after filling out the form and paying my fee, I waited to see the doctor. The wait wasn't long and the doctor was very cooperative. We had an interesting discussion about power and control in los estados unidos and he said, "I'd love to read a paper which proves that people in Central America overmedicate because they can purchase their medications without a prescription!" I received my prescription, purchased my medications, and went on with my life (they also supplied all paperwork needed to be reimbursed by my health care company, who has stiffed me on one med, the bastids!).

So, how do these right-wing nutcases figure they have the world's best health care system? How many different levels of denial do they deal with in their lives?

Our man the BB has a post on the same subject (with a provocative title!), so go read it, please. As always, he makes a lotta sense.

Friday, August 14, 2009

Friday Red Mr. Peanut Bank and Gallito Mescalito Blogging


Chompy's Squeaky Chewed-up Kitty Toy Shuh is quiet 'roun here. Wunner wea da bank and boid and Miss Jipshun Hippo o Love went?
The Others Yeah, where are they?


Lil Jesus Chompita is missing, too!
El Penguino And the Lovely Mona AND Padre!


Ida Hedgehog Where are we?
Miss Egyptian Hippo of Love We're back home!!
Red Mr. Peanut Bank We most certainly are!!
Gallito Mescalito ¡¡Shriek!!



Everyone, in one voice WHERE THE HECK HAVE YOU GUYS BEEN?


Red Mr. Peanut Bank We've been to the U.S.A. for four months with Padre, the Lovely Mona, and Chompita. It was quite a trip!


harp arpeggios


Miss Egyptian Hippo of Love We were on a plane for hours.


Red Mr. Peanut Bank We arrived in Los Angeles, California, and Padre drove us all the way to Fresno, where it was sunny!
Gallito Mescalito ¡¡Shriek!!


Miss Egyptian Hippo of Love Gallito's right. That's where we met Hera the Macaw.


Red Mr. Peanut Bank Then we went to Sonora, and then to San Jose, where we met Tengrain, of Mock, Paper, Scissors.
Miss Egyptian Hippo of Love He is very nice and very funny.


Red Mr. Peanut Bank We spent a month in the East Bay Area, in Oakland and Berkeley, where we met Susan S.
Miss Egyptian Hippo of Love She introduced us to Ida Hedgehog.
Gallito Mescalito ¡¡Shriek!!
Red Mr. Peanut Bank Yes, and some nasty insect.


Miss Egyptian Hippo of Love Say "hi!", Ida!
Ida Hedgehog Hi! Ida Hedgehog!
Lil' Jesus and El Penguino Hi, Ida!


Red Mr. Peanut Bank We also met Kirsten.


Red Mr. Peanut Bank We also went East to New Jersey, where we met a lot of people. But first we went to Philadelphia.


We met Ben Franklin, the King of Philadelphia! His name is everywhere!


We went to Christ Church


Then, at dinner, back in New Jersey, we met a buncha people, like Psuedopiskie (well, she drove us to Philly, so we'd already met her). We also met Whiteycat and Tobias, but we didn't get photos with them.


We met Eileen,


and Alliecat,


and Cathy and Matthew


and Elilzabeth and Paul (A.)


Insect surgery took place!


Miss Egyptian Hippo of Love We spent a lot of time in the Trinity Alps. AND we went to Venice Beach wit Faddah Butch. We have lots of stories about all this stuff! But it is good to be back home!
Red Mr. Peanut Bank It most certainly is!
Gallito Mescalito ¡¡Shriek!!


New Character Hi everybody! It's me! I'm back!
Everybody, in one voice Who the heck are you?


Bunrab, the Filthiest Toy in the House It's me! Bunrab, the Filthiest Toy in the House! Don't you recognize me?


Everybody, in one voice NO WAY! YOU AREN'T BUNRAB! You don't look anything like Bunrab!
Bunrab, the Filthiest Toy in the House Sure I do! It's just that I was terribly mutilated by Chompy, and to cope with the trauma, you've all forgotten what I look like. It's me!
Everybody, in one voice NO FREAKIN' WAY!!!!


Bunrab, the Filthiest Toy in the House So many people have missed me, so I hadda return. Haven't you people seen Bewitched? It's a Dick York/Dick Sargent thang! You'll all adjust, believe me.


Gallito Mescalito ¡¡¡SSSHHHRRRRIIIIEEEEEEKKK!!!

I See You!

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