The Lovely Mona, Señorita Chompita Wiggletail and yer Padre were away on vacation for about twelve days, which isn't much vacation (legally I get a month per year, but I rarely get to take it), but we're back home an' on the innertoobes,once again. We had a lovely time, sitting around in hammocks and in the pool reading trashy novels and science fiction (well, Chompita just laid around; not too different from what she does all the time anyway) and it was very relaxing. I even officiated at a wedding at Playa Bonita last Sunday.
So, now we're back in the city. These lil' hot peppahs have been growing in our yard for the past month, right under the papaya tree (I hope they don't affect it) and today I decided to bite one. THEY ARE VERY HOTT!!!!!!! I think I'll dry them, and grind them up into a killa chile powder.
While we were away my arch enemies, the deadly woodants, attacked my acoustic bass guitar. They ate the case and put their "spit" (my brother-in-law said "you spelled that word incorrectly") all over the guitar, even eating under the finish. I'm gonna take it to the shop and hope they can fix it. I actually play my Gibson 1961 EB-O bass but I hate the fact them buggers (HA!) eat up my guitar. They actually ate through the g-string! If that's not the devil's doing, well, I don't know what is (besides the current top candidates for the Greedy Oligarchic Party's candidates. Are those people crazy or what? TWO spittle-flecked snake handlers are their top runners? Señor, tenpiedad). I hates them woodants; they've eaten several books, including my Hebrew-English lexicon, which means I will never be able to do a serious exegesis of the Hebrew scriptures ever again, freakin' woodants!!!!
So, we're back and you can start reading Padre Mickey's Dance Party once again. Also, pray fer yer Padre cuz I'm havin' one hella time finding employment en los estados unidos de América. For some reason, Search Committees are not inclined to hire estadoünidense priests who have been serving as missionaries in Central America. I'm not sure what the problem is, but it probably has to do with the Global Financial Crisis or sumpin'. Or Commernist Soshubalism.