Sunday, June 29, 2008

Padre Mickey's Comment on the Message from Jerusalem

A GAFCON: The Musical! reprise with New Additions!


+The Pitts and +Jack the Spiker Nutin´s wrong with us! In fact, everything about us is RIGHT! And you know why that is? ‘Cuz:

Tune: Jesus Loves The Little Children

No one’s holier than we are
No one’s holier than we
Red, and Yellow, Black, and White
Unless you’re with us, you’re not right
No one in the Communion’s holier than we!


No one’s purer than we are
No one’s purer than we
You can’t meet with us, you see
‘Cuz you all have gay cooties
No one in the Communion’s holier than we!

Who's more Anglican than we are?
No one's more Anglican than we!
Four Councils, and Creeds: three
39 Articles, '62 BCP
No one in the Communion's more Anglican than we!


Entire GAFCON Participants That’s True! And that’s why. . .

Tune: Swanee (chorus)

Schism, how we love ya, how we love ya,
Our own big schism!
We’d give the world to see
No more of TEC, ACC and Cof E
Or those other folks who won’t obey
Our latest letter!
The folks up north will see us no more’
Cuz we’re all headed out the door!!!!

WAIT! We've had a change of heart!

Schism, we won't do it, we won't do it
That great big schism
We threat'ned to leave you all
But now we're gonna
Work within and take your churches
And we won't care what we hear from Lambeth or Rowan!
You folks up North can cry and raise a loud row
But GAFCON is the True Church™ now!


GAFCON!!!!!

Friday, June 27, 2008

Friday Red Mr. Peanut Bank and Gallito Mescalito Blogging

Okay, I think you know the tune; if not, it's on the video on the post I Think We Need A Song. Otherwise, you're just hopeless!



Uno, dos, one-two-tres-CUATRO!!!



Larry told David "It's up to us, I says
We de ones who'kin save marriage from de gays"

Dey're fulla' bully
Fulla bully, fulla bully
Fulla bully, fulla bully

Watch it now, watch it!



Ol' Dick Cheney shot his friend in the face
Said, "We wasn't drinkin', 'fact we wuz just sayin' "grace!"



He's fulla bully
Fulla bully
Fulla bully
Fulla bully
Fulla bully

Watch where yer steppin' now!



Dubya told the world: "Sadaam got's WMD's
Iraqis gonna luv us, and pelt us wif candees!"




He's fulla bully
Fulla bully, fulla bully
Fulla bully, fulla bully




David S. Addington, he be really scared!
"I can't be on da T.V.; Al Qaeda gonna see me dere!"




He's fulla bully
Fulla bully, fulla bully
Fulla bully, fulla bully




Careful now, careful! ¡Shriek!




Bobby Mugabe, said "Watchaa wan' me to do?
Guy dropped out for no reason, 'cept God wants ME to rule!



He's fulla bully
Fulla bully, fulla bully
Fulla bully, fulla bully



John McCain was sayin, the GI Bill was bad
But now he's claiming 'it's best idea he evah had!



He's fulla bully
So fulla bully, fulla bully
Fulla bully, fulla bully


What you see in the Paper, and on the T.V. News
Is just a buncha bully that they're feeding you!

They're fulla bully
So fulla bully
Fulla bully
Fulla bully
Fulla bully



¡¡SHRRIIIEEEEEKK!!

You Can't Make This Stuff Up!

Lovely illustration nicked from www.mediawench.com

















Guess who's sponsoring the latest ammendment for the defense of marriage?

These people have no sense of irony!

I think it's actually more of a defend-MY-marriage-act for those two.

As you were . . .

Feast of Cyril of Alexandria, Bishop

Today is the Feast of Cyril, Patriarch of Alexandria. I'll be honest from the start: I do not like Cyril of Alexandria. I think he was an arrogant jerk, but a genius when it came to explaining Trinitarian theology. Also, this is not going to be a scholarly article; it's a blog post, and full of Padre Mickey's opinions. You have been warned.

Cyril was of an Alexandrian family, and his uncle, Theophilus, was Partriarch of Alexandria. Cyril accompanied Uncle Theo to Constantinople for the Synod of the Oak, at which St. John Chrysostom was deposed as Partriarch of Constantinople, in a sham Synod run by Alexandrians in their constant battle against the theology of Antioch. While both groups agreed that Christ had two natures, the Alexandrians tended to emphasize the divinity of Christ, while the Antiocheans emphasized Christ's humanity. Both groups showed their Christian Love by making life miserable for each other's clergy. Alexandria had considered themselves Second to Rome in importance, and were very unhappy when Constantinople was named equal to Rome, and they tended to make a big stink anytime someone from Antioch became Partriarch of Constantinople (John Chrysostom's fate being a good example).


Cyril, Patriarch of Alexandria


Theophilus died on October 15, 412, and Cyril was consecrated Patriarch on Oct. 18. He immediately went to war (and I MEAN war!) against the Novatians, the Neoplatonists, and the prefect Orestes. He ran the Jews out of Alexandria, and, while not personally responsible for the death of Hypatia, his followers were very much involved (Hypatia was a well-respected neo-Platonist teacher and philosopher. A mob, led by a lector named Peter, pulled her from her carriage, dragged her to a church and tore her flesh with potsherds until she died). In those days not everyone was inclined towards civil, scholarly debate; monks would come from the hills equipped with fuller's clubs to help drive home the theological point of their favorite bishop, and this was not limited to Alexandria, although the Alexandrians were ready to riot at the drop of a hat. The Prefect of Egypt, Orestes, was unhappy with Cyril and the expulsion of the Jews from Alexandria and expressed this fact. 500 monks from Nitria came to Alexandria to defend Cyril. One monk, Ammonius, threw a rock at Orestes which hit him in the head and left a wound. Orestes had Ammonius tortured to death, and Cyril treated his remains as the relics of a martyr. Rioting Alexandrians killed the prefect Callistus in the year 422. Cyril had a lot of power and he loved to wield it.

In the 428 Nestorius, an Antiochean priest known for his preaching, was appointed Patriarch of Constantinople by the emperor Theodosius II. On the way to Constantinople Nestorius visited with bishop Theodore, who advised Nestorius to be careful, be moderate, and respect the opinions of others. Unfortunately, Nestorius ignored this advice. At his consecration in April, 428, he shouted "Give me, O Emperor, the earth purged from heretics, and I will give you heaven!" He immediately went after the Arians, closing their only chapel and running them out of the city. However, it wasn't long before Nestorius himself was accused of heresy.

Nestorius, Patriarch of Constantinople


The people in Constantinople used a title for the Blessed Virgin which was popular in that city: Theotokus, or "God-bearer." This was not a title that was used in Antioch, but there were also people in Constantinople who questioned the use of the title. Nestorius decided to mediate the dispute and said things which wouldn't have raised an eyebrow back in Antioch, but really set-off his enemies, especially the Patriarch of Alexandria when he heard about it. Nestorius said, When I came here, I found a dispute among the members of the church, some of whom were calling the Blessed Virgin Mother of God (Theotokus), while others were calling her Mother of man. Gathering both parties together, I suggested that she should be called Mother of Christ (Kristotokus), a term which represented both God and man, as it is used in the gospels. This was just the opening Cyril was looking for; he was still angry that Constantinople was considered equal to Rome, and he didn't like Antioch. On Easter Sunday, 429, he publicly denounced Nestorius for heresy. He ignored the actual words of Nestorius and accused him of denying the deity of Christ. Nestorius' reaction was arrogant and he made some sloppy answers to Cyril's accusations, which was not a good idea as Cyril was a master at organizing support and destroying his enemies. Anathemas flew between Alexandria and Antioch, and finally the Third Ecumenical Council was called to meet at Ephesus in the year 431. It took a long time to travel in those days and not everyone arrived on time. The Patriarch of Antioch (a supporter of Nestorius) and his bishops were late, and instead of asking the Council to wait for their arrival, Cyril, who had brought fifty of his own bishops to the Council, opened the Council anyway. The imperial commissioner and about seventy other bishops protested this display of arrogance but were ignored. This was the most violent Ecumenical Council. Nestorius refused to attend, for fear of his life and guards were placed around the house in which he was staying to protect him. In the Bazaar of Heraclides described the atmosphere of the Council of Ephesus: They acted . . . as if it was a war they were conducting, and the followers of the Egyptian (Cyril) . . . went about in the city girt and armed with clubs . . . with the yells of barbarians, snorting fiercely . . . raging with extravagant arrogance against those whom they knew to be opposed to their doings, carrying bells about the city and lighting fires . . . They blocked up the streets so that everyone was obliged to flee and hide, while they acted as masters of the situation, lying about, drunk and besotted and shouting obscenities . . . Since John of Antioch and his bishops had yet to arrive, Cyril pushed through a vote and, 200 to 0, Nestorius was excommunicated. John and his bishops arrived too late; he declared the result illegal and held a counter-council which voted to excommunicate Cyril. These events threatened to tear apart of the unity of the Byzanine empire, so Theodosius II decided to accept the deposition of both patriarchs as a means of defusing the situation. Cyril and Nestorius were both arrested and imprisoned. Cyril bribed his way back into power with a gift to the grand chamberlain, the emperor's adviser; the gift consisted of fourteen oriental rugs, eight couches, six tablecloths, four tapestries, four ivory benches, six leather benches, and six ostriches. This "gift" put the Patriarchate of Alexandria some $3,000,000.00 in debt. Nestorius, who could be just as much of a jerk as Cyril, accepted the verdict of the emperor and went into exile, quietly protesting the injustice he experienced.

Cyril is not considered a saint because of the way he dealt with those with whom he disagreed; he was sainted because of abilities as a theologian. He was able to take the teachings of Athanasius, the Cappadocians, combined with classical Greek teachings on the Trinity, and create a systematic form of the Alexandrian theological tradition. While his writing style isn't exactly elegant, it is, according to The Oxford Dictionary of the Christian Church: precise in exposition, accurate in thought, and skilled in reasoning. I've been reading Cyril's On The Unity Of Christ, translated by John Anthony McGuckin, and, while I can't stand Cyril the person, I love reading Cyril the theologian.

I've been thinking lately about the similarities between Nestorius' situation and Bishop Katharine Jefferts Schori's situation. Nestorius' comment regarding Kristotokus wouldn't have raised an eyebrow back in Antioch, and Bishop Katarine's comment "We who practice the Christian tradition understand him as our vehicle to the divine. But for us to assume that God could not act in other ways is, I think, to put God in an awfully small box" certainly wouldn't raise eyebrows in the dioceses of Nevada or Oregon or California or at CDSP, but her enemies, much like Cyril, were simply waiting for a phrase they could use against her. Cyril took Nestorius' comments and twisted them and used them against him, just as the folks in the Network and GAFCON use Katharine's words against her. But we can make sure that the truth is up there for all to see right away, unlike poor Nestorius, whose words weren't really studied until long after his death.

So, I don't like Cyril, but I think he is another example of the fact that God uses whomsoever God wants to use to bring about the Reign of God. Cyril wasn't the first bishop to behave in a less than Christian manner, and he won't be the last to do so, God is willing to use a jerk like me to help bring about God's reign. All we can do is be open to the movement of the Holy Spirit and answer "yes" to God's call.

Friday Random Top Ten


Ya pushes "shuffle" and ya takes yer chances. . .

1. Don't Fall Down The 13th Floor Elevators
2. City Of Dreams Talking Heads
3. Offertory: Tui Sunt (4th Mode) Monastic Choir of the Abbey of St. Peter, Solemes
4. Runaways XTC
5. Poor Napoleon Elvis Costello and the Attractions
6. (There's Gonna Be A) Borstal Breakout Sham 69
7. Dame, Que Je N'os Noumer Anonymous 4
8. Love Is A Rose Neil Young
9. Monkey Man The Specials
10. 15 Step Radiohead

Nutin' but da hits, including #3, which is very popular with them monastic types (just ask Prior Aelred; his brothers all wander about whistling that lil' numbah when doing their chores). I must say that #7 was a strange follow-up for #6, but that's how the shuffle works!

Please enter your Random Top Ten in the comments!

Thursday, June 26, 2008

So Everybody Just Calm Down. . .

Take a deep breath. . .



Well, it's true at this house

I Think We Need A Song

Let's see, the Stock Market tanked, the Supreme Court said we can all run 'round wif guns, Bush and Cheney have yet to be dragged screaming to the Hague, and Madpriest is still away.
I think we need a song.


Hey, is this some kinda Ter'rust Rock? They'se dressed lak Muslims or sumpin'.
And that voice at the end? It's either Domingo Samudio saying "Paul is dead" or sumpin' en Deutsch.

Eikon


Our Buddy in Brasil and Atlanta, Luiz Coelho, has this thang happening to help him get to Lambeth where he will serve as a steward. Padre Mickey's Dance Party invites you to support Luiz in this endeavor.

Dear friends in Christ,

I would like to invite you all to visit my new blog/visual lectionary/fundraising effort Eikon

As some of you already know, I have been chosen to be a steward at the upcoming Lambeth conference, representing the Episcopal Anglican Church of Brazil.  For the last few years, I have been discerning a call to the religious life which involves the use of visual arts as a means for healing and reconciliation. Currently, I am pursuing a dual degree both in Painting (at the Savannah College of Art and Design) and in Theology (through the long-distance program of the Seminário Teológico Egmont Machado Krischke).

During the Lambeth Conference, I will be producing a series of pieces (paintings, drawings, photographs, collages, etc.) based on the "Signs on the Way" Bible studies series, which is a special series of studies for the Conference. Those images will be posted on such blog, as a visual devotional. The blog is also a fundraising effort.  Half of the price of each piece will be redirected to the Archdeaconry of Western Rio, which comprises 5 churches and is located in the poorest area of the city.

If you find it a good idea, please help me by spreading the word and talking about this initiative with your friends.

Thank you very much.  Blessings in Christ!

--
Luiz Coelho
--

Today At GAFCON

EVERY BODY SING!!!

Sung to the William Tell Overture by Rossini

GAY! pride day in Jerusalem
Pride day in Jerusalem
Pride day in Jerusalem
PRIDE day in Jerusalem

Pride day in Jerusalem
Pride day in Jerusalem
Pride day in Jerusalem
PRIDE day in Jerusalem

Pride day, pride day, pride day, pride day
Pride day in Jerusalem
Pride day, pride day, pride day, pride day
Pride day in Jerusalem

And there are Gay Folks marching around
And the bunch from GAFCON are all wearing frowns

GAY! pride day in Jerusalem
Pride day in Jerusalem
Pride day in Jerusalem
PRIDE day in Jerusalem!!!


Tuesday, June 24, 2008

Dignity Returned To The White House


Well, I suppose I should be used to this by now, but I am amazed (and aghast!) by this discussion between the Prez'nit of the Newited Skates and the President of the Philippine Islands, Gloria Macapagal Arroyo today:

PRESIDENT BUSH: Madam President, it is a pleasure to welcome you back to the Oval Office. We have just had a very constructive dialogue. First, I want to tell you how proud I am to be the President of a nation that -- in which there's a lot of Philippine-Americans. They love America and they love their heritage. And I reminded the President that I am reminded of the great talent of the -- of our Philippine-Americans when I eat dinner at the White House. (Laughter.)

PRESIDENT ARROYO: Yes.

PRESIDENT BUSH: And the chef is a great person and a really good cook, by the way, Madam President.

PRESIDENT ARROYO: Thank you.

You can read the entire transcript here, if you dare.

I imagine a discussion with President Pervez Musharraf:

PRESIDENT BUSH: Mr. President, I am reminded of the great talent of the -- of our Pakistan-Americans every time I visit the 7-11! (Laughter). And the great talent of our Sikh-Americans when I take a taxi in New York City! (Even more laughter) And the really great talent of our African-Americans when watching sports!! (Choking laughter followed by falling off the couch)

PRESIDENT MUSHARRAF: Thank you, Mr. President; you are such a card!

PRESIDENT BUSH: Hey Pervy; Pull my finger!!!

PRESIDENT MUSHARRAF: No, thank you, Mr. President. May we talk about the problems at the Afghan-Pakistan border now?

PRESIDENT BUSH: Oh, c'mon, Pervy; Pull my finger! PULL MY FINGER!!

-END OF TRANSCrIPT-

Tuesday Miss Bébe, The World's Cutest Granchile™ Blogging

Darn Paparazzi!



Here she is in her Big Girl dress, showing all her teefuses.

Monday, June 23, 2008

Panama Project Stuff

Well, TECHNICALLY, the Panama Project ended last night, EXCEPT that Vivian Lam will be staying for another three weeks, and Dustin and Linda are both staying for a little tourism. Nonetheless, we had our End of the Project Dinner last night at Revda. Nancy Eswein's place in the former Fort Clayton (man, it was near impossible to find that place!). Wednesday Nancy, Walter, and I met-up with las seminaristas in Coronado and headed off to the Bishop Shirley Camp and Conference Center in Santa Clara for their debriefing. We reflected upon their experiences and help them adjust to using indoor plumbing and electricity once again, after their Very Rural Field Work experiences. We returned to Panama City on Friday. I brought them to the Best Place To Purchase Molas. Last night's dinner was fun. Walter's wife, Vilma, was there, as well as Padre Eladio and Revda. Carmen. Las seminaristas worked with Padre Eladio en Pueblo Nuevo, San Sebastián, and Laja Lisas, and Vivian will be working with Revda. Carmen en Colón for a couple of weeks.

As always, photographic proof, suitable for blackmailing purposes.


Dinner in Santa Clara at Las Veraneras (yeah, it's a little dark)



Nancy and Dustin



Vivian (with Linda on her way to the ranchito, all the way on the left of the frame)



Big honkin' piece of driftwood en playa Santa Clara



Pelicans on fishing boats en playa Santa Clara


At The Party

Padre Mickey, Dustin, and Padre Eladio in blurry conversation



Nancy and Vilma



Walter and Carmen



Vivian and Linda


Padre explains why he doesn't drink water (a joke he stole from W.C. Fields)





Vivian, Dustin, and Linda



With the Lovely Mona (and some sort of Divine Manifestation appearing above their heads, or, perhaps it's the lamp. . .)



The Panama Project 2008



Todos

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