As your priest, I feel it is my duty to warn you of any untoward actions which could imperil your immortal soul and result in falling from the True Path or any kind of backsliding, as I know how easily you folks can be influenced by the Spirit of the Age. Print this and keep in your pocket for the next two nights, those of you living in the Northern Hemisphere. Do not be taken in by Pagan Moon tricks! Tomorrow is the feast of St. Thomas, NOT THE WINTER SOLSTICE!!!
Handy dandy protect-you-from-sin card nicked from Wonkette