Miss Egyptian Hippo of Love Hi Boys! Watcha watchin'?
Red Mr. Peanut Bank Oh! Good evening, Miss Egyptian Hippo of Love. How wonderful to see you!
Gallito Mescalito ¡Shriek!
Chompy's Chewed-up Squeaky Kitty Toy Hey dere, Miz 'gipshun Hippo o' Luv! Weah watchin' "Monk!"
Miss Egyptian Hippo of Love I thought you were all going to watch that Sarah Palin interview.
Gallito Mescalito ¿Shriek? ¡Shriek!
Red Mr. Peanut Bank Good heavens! We tried, but it was simply awful.
Chompy's Chewed-up Squeaky Kitty Toy She wuz all "Chahlie, Chahlie!" "Hellbent on dis" an' "hellbent on dat" an' "Don't blink. We can't blink!" Sheesh!
Miss Egyptian Hippo of Love What was all that stuff about pigs the other day?
Gallito Mescalito ¡¡SSSHHHRRRIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEKKKK!!
Chompy's Chewed-up Squeaky Kitty Toy Dat's fer sure, Gallito Mescalito! Dat was da dummist stuff I evah hoid! Obama talked about stinky fish, too. Why din' McCain tink Obama wuz talkin' 'bout him?
Red Mr. Peanut Bank It was so obvious that he was making reference to their stale policies and warped world view.
Miss Egyptian Hippo of Love Gee fellas; this makes me think of a song. Wanna join me?
Everyone in one voice YES! OF COURSE!!
Miss Egyptian Hippo of Love Well then. Maestro, HIT IT!!
Tune: Piggies by George Harrison
Have you ever seen a piggy
Wearing red lipstick?
Trying to change their piggy image
Can be quite a trick!
Wearing red lipstick, to change their image!
Have you seen a stinky fishy
In paper and called "change?"
You will find the fishy's stinky
Extends for quite a range
Wrapped it up in "change" to hide its odor!
In their sties with all their backing
They don't care what goes on around
In their eyes there's something lacking
What they need's a damn good whacking.
On the T.V. and the radio
You'll hear their anguished cries.
Trying to distract from issues
Filling the air with their lies
Trying to make you side with McCain and Palin!