Weekend Red Mr. Peanut Bank and Gallito Mescalito Blogging

What we have here, on the First Friday of the Season of Epiphany, is the first Red Mr. Peanut Bank and Gallito Mescalito blogging post with dialogue. As an historic artifact, it is worth your perusal once again.


Yes, it is the Eve of the Feast of the Epiphany, and our boys have met up with Three Persian Astrologers!
"We three kings of Orient are, and you know this is true by the Chinese backdrop." The Magi discuss the merits and disadvantages of the notorious Rubber Cigar.


Red Mr. Peanut Bank: "Ahem. Pardon me, sirs, but who may you be?"
Trailing Persian: "We are but Three Magi, Astrologers from Persia. We follow yon star, which will lead us to the presence of the Santo Niño. And who may you be, O Giant Red Legume and odd little avian friend?"
Gallito Mescalito: "SSHHRRIIIEEEEEEKKKK!!!"
Red Mr. Peanut Bank: "I'll ask the questions here! You sure must be a lousy astronomer. If the star is movin' it can't be a star, it's a planet!! And where did you get the idea you could follow it?"
Trailing Persian: "ASTROLOGER, not ASTRONOMER! I try to convince everyone that huge, burning gobs of gas light years away control one's destiny. Anyway, it's the first century; how the heck am I supposed to know that stars don't work like giant spotlights, showing the way to little back-water towns?"
Red Mr. Peanut Bank: "Sorry, didn't mean to upset you. May we go with you and present our gifts to the Newborn King? I have this lovely cane, and my screaming, multi-coloured friend has his delightful song!"
Trailing Persian: "Well, okay, but get a move on!"


Leading Persian: "Tell us, new friends, what are your opinions regarding rubber cigars? Shall we try to smoke one?"
Red Mr. Peanut Bank: "It depends, is it loaded? From what I understand, a loaded rubber cigar can change everything!"
Gallito Mescalito: "SSHHRRIIIEEEEEEKKKK!!!"
*FIN*