Friday Red Mr. Peanut Bank and Gallito Mescalito Blogging

Red Mr. Peanut Bank Good evening, Gallito Mescalito!
Gallito Mescalito Shriek
Red Mr. Peanut Bank My goodness, you're not your usually chipper self, Gallito. What's wrong?



Gallito Mescalito ¡Shriek! Shriekity-shriekity-shriek-shriek. ¿Shriek? ¡SHHRRRIIIIEEEEEKKK!



Red Mr. Peanut Bank Yes, I know. It's very sad. And I miss Bunrab, The Filthiest Toy In The House, too. It's hard to believe he's gone. Again.



Miss Egyptian Hippo of Love Hi Boys!!!
Gallito Mescalito ¡Shriek!
Red Mr. Peanut Bank Oh, Good evening, Miss Egyptian Hippo of Love! You look lovely this evening!
Gallito Mescalito ¡Shriek!
Miss Egyptian Hippo of Love Thanks! But I gotta say: you two don't look so good. To quote Marvin Gaye, "What's going on?"
Gallito Mescalito ¡Shriek!
Red Mr. Peanut Bank We're missing Bunrab, Miss Egyptian Hippo of Love! Again.
Miss Egyptian Hippo of Love Yes, it's tragic. I felt as if I was just getting to know him. Again.
Gallito Mescalito ¡Shriek!


Red Mr. Peanut Bank, off camera I thought that Señorita Chompita Wiggletail and Bunrab were getting along so well! Just the night before Padre took a photo of them having fun.
Miss Egyptian Hippo of Love, off camera Yes, no one could have predicted this would happen.
Gallito Mescalito, off camera ¡Shriek!


Buddy Christ Hey!
Red Mr. Peanut Bank Hello, Mr. Buddy Christ!
Gallito Mescalito ¡Shriek!
Miss Egyptian Hippo of Love Hey, Good-lookin! Whatcha got cooking?
Buddy Christ Peace be witchoo guys! 'Sup?
Miss Egyptian Hippo of Love We're sad about Bunrab.
Red Mr. Peanut Bank Yes. He was a dear friend, and how he's gone. Again.
Gallito Mescalito ¡Shriek!
Buddy Christ Well, let not yer hearts be troubled, guys! I've heard from the Powers That Be that a new Bunrab will be here any minute!
Everybody YAY!!
Buddy Christ Yeah. Well, I go to prepare a place for him, so, see ya later!
Everybody Bye!



Mr. Chompy's Chewed-up Squeaky Kitty Toy Hey, evuhbuddy.
Red Mr. Peanut Bank Hello, Mr. Chompys Chewed-up Squeaky Kitty Toy!
Gallito Mescalito ¡Shriek!
Miss Egyptian Hippo of Love Hey, Cat! How're you doin?
Mr. Chompy's Chewed-up Squeaky Kitty Toy Not so well.
Red Mr. Peanut Bank Yes, we all miss Bunrab, too.
Gallito Mescalito ¡Shriek!
Mr. Chompy's Chewed-up Squeaky Kitty Toy Whoa! Wut happint ta Bunrab?
Miss Egyptian Hippo of Love You haven't heard? Chompy chewed him up good. Pulled all his stuffing out. Padre and the Lovely Mona said he was Beyond Hope!
Gallito Mescalito ¡SHHRRRIIIIEEEEEKKK!



Mr. Chompy's Chewed-up Squeaky Kitty Toy Wutta shame. She's bin chewin' da crap outta me, too! AN' she leaves me in sunny places wheah mah plastic skin git all melty! I'm a mess!
Red Mr. Peanut Bank Poor Kitteh. You do look poorly. But Buddy Christ says a new Bunrab will appear today.
Mr. Chompy's Chewed-up Squeaky Kitty Toy Howsa bouta new me?



Suddenly, a loud SNORT is heard!
Everybody AAAAAARRRRRGGGGHHHHH!!! WHAT WAS THAT?
Crocagator Heh. Heh. Heh. Crocagator on da scene! 'Sup witchoo guys?
Mr. Chompy's Chewed-up Squeaky Kitty Toy Geez, Crocagatuh, why you gotta sneak up on everybuddy alla time?
Red Mr. Peanut Bank I agree. It's very rude!
Miss Egyptian Hippo of Love It's just his way, everyone. Cut him some slack!
Gallito Mescalito ¡Shriek!
Crocagator Heh. Heh. Heh. Sorry 'bout dat. What everybuddy talkin' 'bout?
Mr. Chompy's Chewed-up Squeaky Kitty Toy A nudder Bunrab is down foh da count!
Red Mr. Peanut Bank But Buddy Christ says a new Bunrab will be making an appearance soon.
Crocagator Heh. Heh. Heh. Sum kinna ting wuz creepin' behind me. Mus' be da new fella.



New Character IT'S ME!!!! CHICKIEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
Gallito Mescalito ¡SHHRRRIIIIEEEEEKKK!
Mr. Chompy's Chewed-up Squeaky Kitty Toy Oh mah GAWD!
Red Mr. Peanut Bank Heavens! Who is this?
New Character IT'S ME!!!! CHICKIEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
Miss Egyptian Hippo of Love Well, this note you're carrying says your name is Bunrab, The Filthiest Toy In The House!
New Character NO! CHICKIEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
Miss Egyptian Hippo of Love PUH LEEEZE!
Crocagator Heh. Heh. Heh. A nudda boid!


Mighty Moose of Vermont Hey everyone. What's going on?
Fuzzy Southern Mountain Moose Haih, ya'll. Hoo is thiysuh?
New Character IT'S ME!!!! CHICKIEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
Red Mr. Peanut Bank No he's not! He's the New Bunrab, The Filthiest Toy In The House, according to his note.
New Character NO! CHICKIEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
Mighty Moose of Vermont What happened to monkey er, the other Bunrab?
Mr. Chompy's Chewed-up Squeaky Kitty Toy All da stuffin' pulled out by Guess Who?
Crocagator Heh. Heh. Heh. Da Dawg!
Fuzzy Southern Mountain Moose Weyull, he suhtainley IS feeyulthee!
New Character CHICKIEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
Miss Egyptian Hippo of Love Oh, BE QUIET!!!
Gallito Mescalito ¡Shriek!


¡El Penguino! Hola a todos.
Lil' Jesus What's going on here?
Ida Hedgehog Snerk
Everybody, in one voice Hello, ¡El Penguino! Hello, Ida! Hello, Little Baby Jesus!
Lil' Jesus Lil' Jesus, not Little Baby Jesus! LIL' JESUS! Sheesh!!
¡El Penguino! The questions still stands: What's going on here?
Ida Hedgehog Snerk
Red Mr. Peanut Bank Well, this new character has appeared on the scene.
New Character IT'S ME!!!! CHICKIEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
Lil' Jesus He or she is kind of annoying!
Gallito Mescalito ¡Shriek!
Miss Egyptian Hippo of Love But it's not Chickie. According to Buddy Christ, and the note on the new character's chest, this is the new Bunrab.
¡El Penguino! Well, it's certainly One Filthy Toy, and also already has some holes! How ya doin' Bunrab?
New Character NO! CHICKIEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
Crocagator Heh. Heh. Heh. A nudda boid!
Fuzzy Southern Mountain Moose LAWD! Thayuts SOOO annoyin'!!


Lil' Jesus Ya know, this is really dumb. I'm outta here!
Almost everyone Yeah! This is stupid! Let's leave!
Red Mr. Peanut Bank But we have to make the New Bunrab welcome!!
Miss Egyptian Hippo of Love Let's see how "Bunrab" works out first, okay? It looks like Chompita's been working him or her over already.
Almost everyone Bye, guys!!!


Red Mr. Peanut Bank Well, that's just great! So, Bunrab, you must get use to your new name and new home.
New Character NO! CHICKIEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
Red Mr. Peanut Bank No, now you're Bunrab, the Filthiest Toy in the House!
New Character NO! CHICKIEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
Red Mr. Peanut Bank No, Bunrab!
New Character NO! CHICKIEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
Red Mr. Peanut Bank No, Bunrab!
New Character NO! CHICKIEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
Red Mr. Peanut Bank Oh, Good grief!! Gallito Mescalito, see what you can do!


Gallito Mescalito ¡SHHRRRIIIIEEEEEKKK!
New Character NO! CHICKIEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
Gallito Mescalito ¡SHHRRRIIIIEEEEEKKK!
New Character NO! CHICKIEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
Gallito Mescalito ¡SHHRRRIIIIEEEEEKKK!
New Character NO! CHICKIEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
Gallito Mescalito ¡SHHRRRIIIIEEEEEKKK!
New Character NO! CHICKIEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
Gallito Mescalito ¡SHHRRRIIIIEEEEEKKK!
New Character NO! CHICKIEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
Gallito Mescalito ¡SHHRRRIIIIEEEEEKKK!

Padre Mickey, off camera Cripes! We'll see where this goes. ¡Hasta luego, everbuddy!