Monday, July 07, 2008

Ayer en Instituto Episcopal San Cristóbal

We had our regular Eucharists at Parroquia San Cristóbal yesterday, but not very many people attended la Misa a las 10:30am. This is because our neighbor, Instituto Episcopal San Cristóbal, had a feria. The crowd at la Misa was so small (about 25 people) that I had everyone gather around the altar during the Eucharist. We were visited by a lovely couple who live in Los Angeles, California, but were married at San Cristóbal some sixty years ago when Revdo. Shirley was rector. Rt. Rev. Lemuel Shirley was the first Panamanian bishop of the Episcopal Church in Panamá. On a side note, I read that a new bishop of the Diocese of Paraguay in the province of the Southern Cone was elected over the weekend. He is the Rev. Patrick Butler and is a missionary of SAMS (South American Missionary Society). This means the majority of the bishops of that province are not South American but British and Estadoünidense ex-pats. Only Panamanians have been elected bishops of the Episcopal Church in Panama since the 1970's, and all the bishops of the dioceses in the province of the Anglican Church in the Region of Central America (IARCA) are Central Americans and citizens of the nations in which they are bishops. Yet yer FOCA types see the Southern Cone as the Latin American province! Sheesh! But i digress. . .

So, this feria was very noisy; they hired two DJs with great big noisy sound systems. They started up during la Misa and I had to send our Sexton, Mr. Hudson, over to threaten their lives (such a fine, Christian man I am!). Ricky Staple, our drummer, told me that those loud noises make him physically ill! The Lovely Mona went over and snapped some photos before la Misa, so that's what we're showing today.



Obligatory Mrs. Doyle photo



Entrance to the school with giant Coca-Cola can



Darla Brown (right) talking with a friend


Lots of stuff for sale






Profesora Patricia Lewis, Directora de Instituto Episcopal San Cristóbal, and member of the Vestry of Parroquia San Cristóbal


Some yoots were doing some sort of presentation in the Bishop Hayes Gymnatorium





Las Niñas



A Big Shoe



Big Slide


Trampoline (Yay Lovely Mona! You caught the kid in the air!)

Saturday, July 05, 2008

An Interesting Discovery

Photo: Dominic Buettner for the New York Times



A three-foot-tall tablet with 87 lines of Hebrew that scholars believe dates from the decades just before the birth of Jesus is causing a quiet stir in biblical and archaeological circles, especially because it may speak of a messiah who will rise from the dead after three days.

I don't know; so often this stuff turns out to be a hoax. The article is very interesting and apparently the authenticity of the find has not been challenged yet. Check it out!

The Dance Party Independence Day Celebration Continues. . .


Pure Genius!

The Ever Expanding Blogosphere


It's time to update the Blogroll once again.
Many blogging opportunities have opened up with the closing of Father Jake Stops The World and Padre Mickey's Dance Party encourages the Jakites to visit these sites every day.
James has started The Three Legged Stool
Lynn has opened up Off-Topic Allowed
And David H, IT, and yours truly have started The Friends Of Jake

Other wonderful blogs are It's Margaret's Leave It Lay Where Jesus Flang It

Lindy's Still Fruity

Nathan Empsell's Wayward Episcopalian

Mata H's Time's Fool

My dear friend Mary's Mary's Wine Notes which she doesn't update much but maybe if Dennis and the other Wine-type folks start visiting she'll be inspired.

Lastly, we have Fr. David Heron's cleverly titled Anglican Priest Father David Heron

Padre says, "Check 'em out!"

Friday, July 04, 2008

Friday Red Mr. Peanut Bank and Gallito Mescalito Blogging: See Ya, Jake! Edition

For the Reverend Terry Lee Martin Fixed by the Alter Guild

Tune: "See You Later, Alligator" as performed by Bill Haley and the Comets


Well he's gonna close his blog down
That's what Father Jake said


Well he's gonna close his blog down
That's what Father Jake said
When I asked him "What's the matter?"
This is what I heard him say:



See you later alligator
After 'while, crocodile
See you later alligator
After 'while, crocodile
Gonna do sumpin' else now
I'll be back in a while



When I thought of what he told me,
Nearly made me lose my head



'Cuz I like to read the comments
And see what everybody's said
But Jake's Place is closing down now
This is what we heard him say:



See you later alligator
After 'while, crocodile



See you later alligator
After 'while, crocodile
Gonna do sumpin' else now
I'll be back in a while


Big honkin' squawkin' horn solo





That place had great conversations
But some mean talk, too



Yeah, some GREAT conversations,
But I said some mean stuff there, too
Jake said it was getting toxic
And endangering his soul, sooooo



See you later alligator
After 'while, crocodile
See you later alligator
After 'while, crocodile
Gonna do sumpin' else now
I'll be back in a while



David and Lynn've started places
Where we can all congregate




Yeah, they've started online places
Where we can all congregate
And we don't know what might happen
They're may even be comments by Jake!

said But for now it's:

sung See you later, alligator,
After 'while, crocodile


See you later, alligator,
So long, that's all
Goodbye!!


¡¡SSHHRRRRRIIIIIIEEEEEKKKK!!

Friday Random Top Ten (Independence Day Edition)


Ya pushes "shuffle" and ya takes yer chances. . .

1. La Sonrisa Canto A La Amistad
2. Antiphona II (Monteverde's "Vespro della Beata Vergine) Tavener Consort
3. Married Woman Combos Nacionales
4. Pulchra es amica mea (Palestrina) The Hilliard Ensemble
5. Electricity Orchestral Manoeuvres In The Dark
6. Salvator mundi, Salva nos II (Tallis) The Tallis Scholars
7. Gloria IX (7th Mode) Monastic Choir of the Abbey of St. Peter, Solemnes
8. Tumbling Dice The Rolling Stones
9. Helpless Dancer The Who
10. A Big Surprise Sparks

Wow! That is one horrible list! Pop song - polyphonic chant - pop song - polyphonic chant - pop song, etc, and then, outta no where, the shuffle decides that it is not the iTunes on Padre's computer at la oficina, but Fred Schwarz's Early 1970's shuffle! 'sup wid dat? AND TO MAKE THINGS EVEN WORSE there isn't even one estadoünidense act on the entire list, and it's Día de Independencia en los Estados Unidos de América! THAT'S NOT RIGHT!! So, we'll try again, and use Matty Boy's method of skipping over everything that is not estadoünidense.

We pushes "shuffle" and takes control, like good 'Muricans:

1. Every Time I feel The Spirit The Pilgrim Travellers
2. Lookin' For Another Pure Love Stevie Wonder
3. Mother's Last Word to Her Son Washington Phillips
4. Western Wall Linda Ronstadt & Emmylou Harris
5. I Hate Heaven The Residents
6. Automatic Stop The Strokes
7. Starving In The Belly Of A Whale Tom Waits
8. Sweet Spirit Kirk Franklin and God's Property
9. Teenage Lobotomy RAMONES!!!!
10. Love To Burn Neil Young and Crazy Horse
Big Fourth o' July Bonus number 11: Fingertips They Might Be Giants

Okay, THAT's more like it! Wow! I didn't realize how Brit-and-Latin-American-heavy my iTunes collection is. The majority of the U.S.A.ian artists on my iTunes are Gospel Musicians, or at least that is the impression one would get from this shuffle list. Makes ya think, huh? Makes ya think that I'm sure glad that God made the Ramones and that they were estadoünidense. Now go eat some hot dogs. And then post your own Top Ten in the comments.

Feast of St. Independence Day


St. Independence Day was born on July 4, 1776, in the city of Philadelphia in the British colony of Pennsylvania, or "Penn's Woods," and then again on January 14, 1784, in the city of Philadelphia in the state of Pennsylvania in the newly-formed United States of America.

Also known as "Uncle Sam," St. Independence Day had the amazing power of causing men to enlist in the U.S. military merely by pointing at them. His charism of salesmanship enabled him to sell hot dogs, baseball, beer, and Grateful Dead records.

At the age of 18, young Mr. Day, who had an almost unnatural hankering for apples, wandered about the countryside of the new nation, carrying apple seeds from his home state of Pennsylvania. He created nurseries in the wilderness so that his land-stealing countrymen would have sustenance as they cheated the indigenous people of their ancestral homelands. He negotiated disputes between pioneer settlers and shared his religious beliefs with anyone unlucky enough to get him started on the subject. He wore ragged clothing and a pot on his head, an image which became very popular with young people in the late 1960's and early 1970's, who, in homage to St. Independence Day, called themselves "pot heads." He also cut down many trees as possible in the areas of Michigan, Wisconsin, and Minnesota, with the help of his Big Blue Ox, Babe. After his flirtation with the exciting and ruggedly manly world of the Lumberjack, he rode a tornado down to Pecos, Texas, spending a few years as a cowboy, using a cougar for a horse and harnessing the Rio Grande to water his ranch. He gave up the cowboy life to become a steel-drivin' man. During the early years of the Twenty-first century, he was waterboarded and tortured by members of the Bush administration, but has managed, barely, to survive.

St. Independence Day's contributions to theology are, firstly, the concept that God created the United States of America as a Christian nation to spread the gospel, first throughout the central continent of North America by the means of Manifest Destiny, and then throughout the world as a side-effect of imperial wars, and secondly, the Prosperity Gospel in which God rains cash, cars, and big houses upon those who roll on the floor and swing from the drapes in a spittle-flecked ecstatic state while proof-texting Bible verses. Amazingly, this theology is quite popular amongst the FOCAs.

The Feast of St. Independence Day is celebrated by watching parades, blowing things up, and eating as many hot dogs as possible within a two-minute period.

Thursday, July 03, 2008

The Smears

Barack Obama won't say the Pledge of Allegiance & won't put his hand over his heart!

Barack Obama is secretly a Muslim!!

Barack Obama's books contain racially incendiary remarks!!!

Barack Obama can't produce his birth certificate!!

Michelle Obama says "Whitey" on a tape!!


Ha ha ha ha. That's pretty funny! Is that the best ya got?


I gots no problem with that first accusation, 'cuz I won't say the Pledge or put my hand over my heart, either. I'm a Christian and against idol worship.
We all know he's not a Muslim, and I've read his first book and didn't find any racially incendiary remarks. I mean, REALLY! Have you read either of his books? Not too exciting, and none of THAT stuff. As far as the birth certificate is concerned, who the f*** cares? And the accusation against Michelle, doesn't everyone say that? I know I do; just ask the Lovely Mona! Geez, next thing you know people will get in trouble for speakin' out against The Man!

¡Muchisimas Gracias, Father Jake!


Revdo. Terry Martin, aka Father Jake, has decided to close down his blog Father Jake Stops The World. He isn't giving up blogging but will return with something new in a few months.

Jake's place was THE place to check out what was going on in TEC. I learned of the blog from Prior Aelred, whom I met in the comments over at Eschaton. After reading Fr. Jake's for a few months I finally worked up the nerve to start Padre Mickey's Dance Party. I think I met the majority of the people who are now part of the Dance Party crowd at Father Jake's; that is definitely where I met Leonardo Ricardo and Luiz Coelho when we formed our Global Center bloque against the Global South. I always enjoyed the conversations there and will miss Terry's perspective on the outrages happening within the World Wide Anglican Communion.

So we'll miss Father Jake's place, and I hope the Fr. Jake Community finds another place to gather. At least this will cut my "blog-surfing" time considerably!

Via con Dios, Terry; we'll miss you!

Wednesday, July 02, 2008

Today I mean Yesterday I mean A Few Days Ago en Parroquia Episcopal San Cristóbal

Yeah, I usually post these photos on Sunday evening or Monday morning, but the camera has been traveling about in the Lovely Mona's purse since Sunday. Sunday afternoon we got home late, as we stopped by Janet Levi's with the rest of the extended family for her birthday. We sat around eating nachos and papaya and talking about all kinda tings. I was even asked about GAFCON. I gots an opinion! Then, Monday, my day off, I spent time fighting the dreaded wood ants, who managed to eat my Hebrew-English Lexicon, lots of sheet music, some Tibetan Buddhist texts, my copy of the Bhagavad Gita, Jesus: The Evidence by Ian Wilson (no great loss; I hope it gave the wood ants indigestion), and my Strong's Concordance. I took everything off the shelves and sprayed the hell out the shelves twice. I will return the uneaten books to the shelves eventually.

So, the Third Grade of Instituto Episcopal San Cristóbal and their parents visited us en la Misa de 10:30am. Ricky wasn't there as it was his birthday and his daughter took him somewhere for lunch, so I figured that Bernie would handle the music on his own. However, he was a bit late, so I prepared to play Cantad y gracias dad on the guitar. But Bernie showed up at the very last second, so I let him take it. The lil' darlings did a play with Sean Murray, Bishop Murray's son, as Jesus. Sean did a wonderful job; you could tell he had memorized his lines and was very into the play, unlike his classmates. The kids also recited Bible verses and sang a cute song with hand motions. Padre Cáceres and I blessed about 300 kids (well, maybe not THAT many) before Administering the Blessed Sacrament. And, like I said, we went to see Janet on her birthday with la familia Maduro, and it wasn't even Peshac or Thanksgiving!

Fótos de la Misa:



Some three hundred (well, maybe not THAT many) kids come up to sing



The lil' darlings in order, ready to sing



Singing!



Sean Murray as Jesus (Suffer the little children to come unto me, and forbid them not!, well en español; "Dejen que los niños vengan a mí, y no se lo impidan")





A close up of Hillary, a member of San Cristóbal and a lil' cutie!



As always, muchisimas bendiciones

DivaJood Says I Gotsta Get A Gown Now


Well, I was shocked this morning when I read an email from FranIAm telling me that she had a gift for me over at her blog. The gift is this award from Arte y Pico (pictured to the left), a blog from Uruguay (it translates to Art and Some). FranIAm is very kind and said This man has an amazing blog that is at once, funny, outrageous, spiritual and profane in its own Friday Red Mr. Peanut Bank Gallito Mescalito sort of way.

In a word - he is arte y pico, muy picante. Well I guess that is more than one word...


So, as is normal with such internetty thangs, There Are Rules:
1)Pick five (5) blogs that you consider deserve this award for their creativity, design, interesting material, and also for contributing to the blogging community, no matter what language.

2) Each award has to have the name of the author and also a link to his or her blog to be visited by everyone.

3) Each award winner has to show the award and put the name and link to the blog that has given her or him the award itself.

4) Award-winner and the one who has given the prize have to show the link of “Arte y Pico” blog, so everyone will know the origin of this award which is here: Arte y Pico.

I read a lot of blogs every single day, and I read them because I love each and every one of them. It's very hard to choose only five blogs, as the majority of the blogs I read are creative with interesting material, and some even have creative design. Since I had to chose someone, I've chosen these five, but I wish I could give the award to everyone.

And the award goes to. . .

1. Revda. Elizabeth Kaeton and her blog Telling Secrets. She has really been on a roll lately and I've really enjoyed reading her blog every day. I can't believe she has time to blog with all the priesty-stuff she's doing. She is creative, spiritual, and has a great sense of humour, too.

2. He's only had his blog for a few weeks, but Counterlight’s (F. Douglas Blanchard) Rants and Blather is a favorite. Lotsa Arty Stuff, man!

3. Faddah Paul's Byzigenous Buddhapalian. He's always been creative, but he's been making his own illustrations for every post, not surfing about the web nicking everything of interest like I do. Heavy on the political stuff, which I love, yet full of spiritual and creative stuff, too.

4. He probably won't accept the award, but I'm going to give it to him anyway. Revdo. Jonathan, the notorious Mad Priest's blog Of Course I Could Be Wrong is fully of funny, creative, profane, and thought-provoking (and fight-provoking!) content. He is the King of the Photoshop Cartoon. He is so beloved that when he goes on vacation people set-up another version of his blog! He was the first to add me to his blogroll, but that's not why I'm giving him this award. i just want to see if he'll accept it or even acknowledge it!

5. Finally, Our Dear pj of PJ's Pointless Blog. I don't think it's pointless; it's GENIUS. Read today's post if you don't believe me. She can really write and she is hilarious.

Thanks again, FranIAm!

Tuesday, July 01, 2008

A Very Special Video

WARNING! DO NOT INGEST BEVERAGES OF ANY KIND WHILE VIEWING THIS VIDEO! YOUR KEYBOARD WILL THANK YOU.

I don't know who April is, but this is one hella great birthday gift!

Tuesday Miss Bebé, the World's Cutest Granchile™ Blogging


Are ya gonna leave me standin' here or are ya gonna offer me a chair? Wait: I think I smell cookies! GIBITAME!


Ah, a delicate, yet interesting interplay of chocolate chips and artificial vanilla flavoring. Gots more? GIBITAME!

A Great Big Thank You!


The Lovely Mona and I want to express our gratitude to the generous folks who responded to our financial need back in May. We don't always get all the information right away, and that has slowed down our response.

We thank the following very generous people (I'm only giving first names):
Joshua, Maria, Ann, Frances, Jane, John W., Jeanne, June, Len, Melanie, Stephenie, Robert, John K., Howard and Jan, and J.F.

Some folks responded to the request for a new camera and others responded to a different request, but all of you responded generously and we appreciate your help so very much. Thank you, you wonderful people!

Monday, June 30, 2008

Oh My!

Image nicked from pandagon.net

I don't have cable so I don't see those Popular Sunday News programs on television in the U.S.A. But I'm on-line a lot so I reads about dis stuff.
I appears that General Wesley Clark said something less than kind about John McCain's military service. I'm sorry the guy spent time in a North Vietnamese prison, but that's doesn't mean he should be president. My grandparents, mother, uncle and aunt lived in a Japanese prison camp in the Philippine Islands for three years and I wouldn't want any of them to be president, either (well, grandpa and grandma are in heaven now, so they probably wouldn't be allowed to run. And mom and Uncle Sammy were born in China and Aunt Margie was born in the prison camp, so I guess they can't run, either. But I digress. . .)

In my opinion, John McCain shouldn't be elected president because of many things, but most of all because HE IS A REPUBLICAN. The past eight years have proven that Republicans hate the U.S.A. and its constitution, so they shouldn't be allowed to be president, or vice-president, or senator, or congress person, or governor, or mayor, or student council president. However, they may be elected dog catcher.

Here are tonight's John McCain cartoons:




Important People Respond to Las FOCAs

Padre Mickey's Dance Party News Service has received the following responses to the Jerusalem Declaration of the GAFCON/FOCA movement



TEC Presiding Bishop Katharine Jefferts Schori responds to the GAFCON statement:
Much of the Anglican world must be lamenting the latest emission from GAFCON. Anglicanism has always been broader than some find comfortable. This statement does not represent the end of Anglicanism, merely another chapter in a centuries-old struggle for dominance by those who consider themselves the only true believers. Anglicans will continue to worship God in their churches, serve the hungry and needy in their communities, and build missional relationships with others across the globe, despite the desire of a few leaders to narrow the influence of the gospel. We look forward to the opportunities of the Lambeth Conference for constructive conversation, inspired prayer, and relational encounters.


The Archbishop of Canterbury, Dr Rowan Williams, has responded to the final declaration of the Global Anglican Future Conference with the following statement:
The Final Statement from the GAFCON meeting in Jordan and Jerusalem contains much that is positive and encouraging about the priorities of those who met for prayer and pilgrimage in the last week. The ‘tenets of orthodoxy’ spelled out in the document will be acceptable to and shared by the vast majority of Anglicans in every province, even if there may be differences of emphasis and perspective on some issues. I agree that the Communion needs to be united in its commitments on these matters, and I have no doubt that the Lambeth Conference will wish to affirm all these positive aspects of GAFCON’s deliberations. Despite the claims of some, the conviction of the uniqueness of Jesus Christ as Lord and God and the absolute imperative of evangelism are not in dispute in the common life of the Communion
However, GAFCON’s proposals for the way ahead are problematic in all sorts of ways, and I urge those who have outlined these to think very carefully about the risks entailed.
A ‘Primates’ Council’ which consists only of a self-selected group from among the Primates of the Communion will not pass the test of legitimacy for all in the Communion. And any claim to be free to operate across provincial boundaries is fraught with difficulties, both theological and practical – theological because of our historic commitments to mutual recognition of ministries in the Communion, practical because of the obvious strain of responsibly exercising episcopal or primatial authority across enormous geographical and cultural divides.
Two questions arise at once about what has been proposed. By what authority are Primates deemed acceptable or unacceptable members of any new primatial council? And how is effective discipline to be maintained in a situation of overlapping and competing jurisdictions?
No-one should for a moment impute selfish or malicious motives to those who have offered pastoral oversight to congregations in other provinces; these actions, however we judge them, arise from pastoral and spiritual concern. But one question has repeatedly been raised which is now becoming very serious: how is a bishop or primate in another continent able to discriminate effectively between a genuine crisis of pastoral relationship and theological integrity, and a situation where there are underlying non-theological motivations at work? We have seen instances of intervention in dioceses whose leadership is unquestionably orthodox simply because of local difficulties of a personal and administrative nature. We have also seen instances of clergy disciplined for scandalous behaviour in one jurisdiction accepted in another, apparently without due process. Some other Christian churches have unhappy experience of this problem and it needs to be addressed honestly.

It is not enough to dismiss the existing structures of the Communion. If they are not working effectively, the challenge is to renew them rather than to improvise solutions that may seem to be effective for some in the short term but will continue to create more problems than they solve. This challenge is one of the most significant focuses for the forthcoming Lambeth Conference. One of its major stated aims is to restore and deepen confidence in our Anglican identity. And this task will require all who care as deeply as the authors of the statement say they do about the future of Anglicanism to play their part.
The language of ‘colonialism’ has been freely used of existing patterns. No-one is likely to look back with complacency to the colonial legacy. But emerging from the legacy of colonialism must mean a new co-operation of equals, not a simple reversal of power. If those who speak for GAFCON are willing to share in a genuine renewal of all our patterns of reflection and decision-making in the Communion, they are welcome, especially in the shaping of an effective Covenant for our future together.
I believe that it is wrong to assume we are now so far apart that all those outside the GAFCON network are simply proclaiming another gospel. This is not the case; it is not the experience of millions of faithful and biblically focused Anglicans in every province. What is true is that, on all sides of our controversies, slogans, misrepresentations and caricatures abound. And they need to be challenged in the name of the respect and patience we owe to each other in Jesus Christ.
I have in the past quoted to some in the Communion who would call themselves radical the words of the Apostle in I Cor.11.33: ‘wait for one another’. I would say the same to those in whose name this statement has been issued. An impatience at all costs to clear the Lord’s field of the weeds that may appear among the shoots of true life (Matt.13.29) will put at risk our clarity and effectiveness in communicating just those evangelical and catholic truths which the GAFCON statement presents.


The Most Blessed Primados of The Real Live Orthodox Episcopal Anglican Protestant Catholic Pentecostal Evangelical Fundamentalist Christian Church of All the Americas and Actually the Entire Globe; Yeah, that's Right, We Include the Global South, the Global North AND the Global Center, So Where Else Ya Gonna Go? also known as the RLOEAPCPEFCCAAAEGYRWIGSGNAGCSWEYGG or The True, Really, I Mean It, Church™, respond to the GAFCON Declaration from Jerusalem:

We must remind the FOCAs that, no matter what they may have decided in Jerusalem, and no matter what their COPs decide, there is but one True, Really, I Meant It™ Church in the world, and that Church is The Real Live Orthodox Episcopal Anglican Protestant Catholic Pentecostal Evangelical Fundamentalist Christian Church of All the Americas and Actually the Entire Globe; Yeah, that's Right, We Include the Global South, the Global North AND the Global Center, So Where Else Ya Gonna Go? also known as the RLOEAPCPEFCCAAAEGYRWIGSGNAGCSWEYGG. Everything has been copyrighted, and we own all the rights and all the rites. We also declare that we are the One, True, Anglican-Episcopal Church™®©2007 and unless you are recognized by us (and fat chance THAT will happen!) and by the Archbishop of Canterbury, you are not Anglicans, but merely another Evangelical Sect. Recognition will be taken under consideration for a Love Gift of $1,000,000.00 in a certified cheque made out to Christ's Anglican Safe Haven or C.A.S.H. Titles, of course, still cost $500,000.00. We call all FOCAs to repentance, groveling, and opening of chequebooks.
Oh yeah: will FOCA churches be projecting pages of the 1662 BCP on the walls of the sanctuary during worship, or will they be purchasing copies of said BCP? Or is all of this simply a plot by Oxford University Press to sell back copies of a Prayer Book no one uses? Inquiring minds want to know!

Feast of Saints Peter and Paul, Apostles (Transferred)

My sermon about Peter and Paul


Today we celebrate the lives of two Saints, two Saints who were quite different from each other, two Saints who were very important to the fledgling Church, two Saints who were Apostles and Martyrs, two Saints who gave their all for their Lord. They are examples of two people who took up their cross and decided that Jesus was more important than their families. They came from different backgrounds, they had different methods of evangelism, and they didn’t always get along very well, but they were so important to the emerging Christian faith.

Simon Peter was a fisherman, a large, burly, solid guy who was nicknamed Cephas, which is Aramaic for Peter, or “Rocky.” He was inclined to open his mouth without thinking, and he would often say things which would come back on him. He was a down-to-earth person, not really given to mystic visions. Although he certainly received his share of visions he didn’t always understand what was going on; when he witnessed the Transfiguration of Christ, he wanted to build little huts for Jesus, Moses, and Elijah and he didn’t seem to really understand that Jesus was revealing his divinity. If the Twelve were the Inner Circle of Jesus’s disciples, Peter was in the “Inner Inner Circle;” he was present at all the events in which Jesus had just a few special persons with him. Peter was the one who confessed that Jesus was the Christ, the Messiah, the Promised One, and he claimed that he would follow Jesus anywhere. When Jesus was being arrested by the soldiers, Peter pulled out his sword and lopped off a servant’s ear, but not too long later he denied Christ three times; at the moment when Jesus really needed him, he, like the rest of the Twelve, was no where to be found. But Peter was the first of the men to see the empty tomb, and he was commanded by the Resurrected Christ to “feed my lambs.” When the Holy Spirit descended on Pentecost, Peter was the one to speak to the crowd. He became the leader of the Apostles, the leader of the Twelve, but he was not the leader of the Church; Jesus’ brother James was the leader of the Church in Jerusalem, but Peter was a leader of the Church. He may have been the bishop of the Church in Rome, but the Church in Jerusalem was considered THE Church in those days. Rome didn’t become such an influential and important Church until the third century. Peter was the greatest miracle worker of the Apostles, he was involved in many healing miracles. Jesus told Peter that “someone else will fasten a belt around you and take you where you do not want to go,” and Peter went to a lot of places that he didn’t want to go; I’m sure he didn’t want to be the one on the roof seeing a sheet full of un-clean animals being lowered and told “Kill and eat!” and I’m sure he didn’t want to be the one to feel Paul’s wrath regarding circumcision and other Jewish practices which were part of the earliest Church. I’m not sure that he particularly enjoyed being caught in the middle between Paul and his fights with the Hebrew faction of the Church But he willingly went to his martyrdom, crucified head down in the Colosseum in Rome according to tradition, and he was the Rock on which the Church was established, tradition stating that he started the church in Rome and was even the first Bishop of Rome.

Saint Paul was quite a different person than Peter; he was an educated man, a Pharisee educated by the great Rabbi Gamaliel, and a Roman citizen. He was not one of the Twelve, in fact, he persecuted the Twelve, as Saul he witnessed and may have even been the ring-leader at the stoning of Stephen the Deacon, but he became one of the greatest of the Apostles. He was very much given to mystic experiences, in fact, his conversion on the Damascus Road is the result of a vision of the Resurrected Christ, and he remained blinded for several days as a result of this vision. Paul also claimed to have visited some “higher heavens,” and he articulated many of the more mystical aspects of Christology. Paul was a persistent persecutor of the Church by his own admission, but once converted, once he “saw the light,” he was one of the most ardent devotees of Jesus, he traveled the so-called “known world” and brought the Good News to the Gentiles. He was chased out of town, he was arrested, and he would preach to anyone who would listen. He founded churches throughout the Greco-Roman world, and he may have traveled as far as Spain on his missionary journeys. He would fight with the Hebrew faction of the Church, and he always seemed to think that Peter was easily led by whatever faction he happened to be with at the time, but even though he was not always in good stead with the Home Office back in Jerusalem, he gladly raised money for the poor and the Jerusalem Church. He was a prolific letter writer, (just imagine what HE would have done with e-mail) and his letters, even when chiding, were so beloved by the churches that they were shared with the rest of the faithful, and Paul’s epistles became the very first Christian scriptures, before any gospels were written and before the letters attributed to John and Peter. Tradition tells us that Paul, like Peter, was martyred in Rome, and that he was be-headed. The relics of Peter and Paul became powerful symbols of the Church in Rome, and they were moved from their original resting places to a catacomb in Rome where a basilica was later erected over their remains. Paul’s teaching on grace, on salvation, and on the resurrection of the dead formed the earliest theology of the Church, and it is not too far off the mark to call him the founder of Christianity.

These two mighty Men of God are proof that God can work through anybody. The fact that someone like Simon Peter, a brash, thick-headed fisherman, inclined to say what ever popped into his mind with out thinking, and a well educated but irritable Pharisee, a persecutor of the Church and later its great champion, could both help spread the Good News of the forgiveness of sins and the coming of the Reign of God, that these two extremes could allow the Holy Spirit to work through them and help spread the message of Christ throughout the world is proof that God can work through each one of us here as long as we are willing to answer “yes” to God’s call. Jesus stood on a beach and asked Peter to follow him, later, the Resurrected Jesus stood on a beach and asked Peter to feed his sheep. Peter said “yes” both times. Jesus appeared to Saul in a blinding light and called him to end his persecutions. Saul answered yes to Jesus’ call and became Paul, a great missionary and the first theologian. Very few of us have such experiences, but Jesus calls all of us to follow him. Jesus calls each one of us to follow him, to care for the hungry and the sick and the poor and the prisoner and the stranger. Jesus calls each of us to love one another, and Jesus calls all of us to serve each other as we serve God. God worked through men like Peter and Paul, and God can work through each one of us; all we must do is answer “yes” to God’s call and then allow the Holy Spirit to move and work through us. May we all take the examples of Peter and Paul, and answer “yes.”


Almighty God, whose blessed apostles Peter and Paul glorified you by their martyrdom: Grant that your Church, instructed by their teaching and example, and knit together in unity by your Spirit, may ever stand firm upon the one foundation, which is Jesus Christ our Lord; who lives and reigns with you, in the unity of the Holy Spirit, one God, now and for ever. Amen.

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