. . .the Lovely Mona and I exchanged vows and rings and were united in Holy Matrimony in Saratoga, California, in the same church in which my parents had been married some twenty-five years before. Since it was the late 1970's and all the smog controls hadn't been implemented, the pollution was kinda strong that day. Our friends figured she'd kick me out after a year, but I tend to grow on ya after a while. Plus we love each other and stuff.
I love you Mona and I'm glad we married and are still married!!