Friday, April 09, 2010

Friday Red Mr. Peanut Bank and Gallito Mescalito Blogging

singing Hellooooooooooooooo





spoken Hello!

Red Mr. Peanut Bank Well, we've been away for a while, kids, but now we're back!
Gallito Mescalito ¡Shriek!

Miss Egyptian Hippo of Love Some of you may have been wondering what we've been up to. I've spent all my time up on the shelf, gathering dust.
Gallito Mescalito ¡Shriek!

Mr. Chompy's Chewed-up Squeaky Kitty Toy I bin havin' a real ruff time. Dat dawg bin treatin' me as bad as she treats ol' Bunrab, the Filthiest Toy in da House. In fact, now I'mda filfeeist toy inna house! AN I got's lottsa new holes in me.
Gallito Mescalito ¡Shriek!



Crocagator Heh. Heh. Heh. Been hangin' in da laundry room floor. Not doin' nuttin. Heh. Heh. Heh.
Gallito Mescalito ¡Shriek!

Red Mr. Peanut Bank I've been helping Fuzzy Southern Mountain Moose work on her Mooselini imitation, as I think it will be useful during Primary Season. She's bound to say something really stup. . . er, "interesting."

Fuzzy Southern Mountain Moose We love the Constitution and the Founding Fadders and the Constitution, which God wrote, ya know. . .
Red Mr. Peanut Bank Not "ya know" but "you betcha!"
Fuzzy Southern Mountain Moose Deeyud yoo jus' suneeze, Miystah Bayunk?
Red Mr. Peanut Bank No, Miss Fuzzy Southern Mountain Moose, I most certainly did NOT sneeze! I'm trying to teach you that Mooselini does not say "ya know" but "you betcha!" Now try it again.
Fuzzy Southern Mountain Moose . . . and the Constitution which we love and God wrote and so we don't need a Constitutional Law Professor lecturin' us 'bout the Constitution 'cuz we don't need ta read it cuz it says whatever we want it to say, ya know. . . I mean, Boo yetcha!
Red Mr. Peanut Bank You betcha!
Fuzzy Southern Mountain Moose Boo yetcha!
Red Mr. Peanut Bank You betcha!
Fuzzy Southern Mountain Moose Metcha!
Red Mr. Peanut Bank You betcha!
Fuzzy Southern Mountain Moose You betcha!
Gallito Mescalito ¡Shriek!

Buddy Christ Hey, everbuddy! I'm back, too! Just got back last Sunday!!!
Fuzzy Southern Mountain Moose You betcha!

Miss Egyptian Hippo of Love Yeah, great. Well, we hope to start doing Anglican Bishop jokes soon, too!

Mr. Chompy's Chewed-up Squeaky Kitty Toy I am Bishop of Gunanda, and I quit! You don't do what we, Bishops of Southern Hemisphere, most Holy and Greatest Bishops in world say, so I QUIT!!!!
Bunrab, the Filthiest Toy in the House Yeah? Well I'm the Arzobispo de Canterbury, so don't let the Red Door hit you in the butt on your way out, pal!
Gallito Mescalito ¡Shriek!

Miss Egyptian Hippo of Love Okay, that's not quite a joke, it's really more of what We'd Love To See Happen But Probably Never Will!

Red Mr. Peanut Bank So, sorry about being away so long and we hope to start up your regular Friday Evening Series. Bye, now!
Everyone else Bye bye!



PseudoPiskie said...

Yea! Hi, Everbuddy! Good to see all y'all back!

Elizabeth Kaeton said...

Ola! Glad you're back. It was a rough Lent without all youse guys. Kiss, kiss, kiss all around.

Leonardo Ricardo said...

Oh, please please let me write the next script for the bishops from Global Hell! Really, it´s wise that you don´t let me because I think those dorks are dangerous sickos and I might identify enough to cause quite a stur!


Göran Koch-Swahne said...

Good to see you all back and kicking!

susan s. said...

Helllloooooo, everybody!!!!!

Paul said...

Welcome back, gang. We luvs ya!

Tia Sue said...

Yea. It is soooooo good to hear you welcome us. Thanks

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