Monday, May 18, 2009

Well THAT Explains A Lot!

This article may explain why the orthodites are so obsessed with what goes on in other peoples' bedrooms. The list below clarifies the point. I'm surprised that Philadelphia Pittsburgh doesn't appear on the first list.

Top 10 cities for erectile dysfunction:
1. Tulsa
2. Lubbock, Texas
3. Charleston, W.Va.
4. Arlington, Texas
5. Fort Worth
6. Oklahoma City
7. Anchorage, Alaska
8. Bakersfield, Calif.
9. Modesto, Calif.
10. Omaha, Neb.

Top 10 nonerectile dysfunction cities
1. New York
2. San Francisco
3. Newark, N.J.
4. Jersey City, N.J.
5. Durham, N.C.
6. Burlington, Vt.
7. Atlanta
8. Washington
9. Hartford, Conn.
10. Boston

I wonder which Global South cities would appear in an international survey. . .

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Paul said...

Vivir en la Valle Central de California puede deshacer a qualqier hombre - eso explique Bakersfield y Modesto, ¿no? Los efectos de ser deprimido.

Recuerdense que nací en Fresno.

Leonardo Ricardo said...

It makes me quiver with anticipation to think of the data on pb venables and schofield.

PseudoPiskie said...

Perhaps Pittsburgh is the result of delusions of grandeur rather than inability to perform?

Марко Фризия said...

Globally, I imagine that places where alcohol intake tends to be more excessive, they seem to have more problems with "Ерективна дисфункция." For example, the folks in the Russian Federation really slam back the hard stuff (and then beat up people at Moscow Gay Pride events). I know from my extensive personal "research" that Bulgarian men (a certain one named Nikolai in particular) are wonderful, passionate, and vigorous lovers with incredible stamina. And they have few if any difficulties in this department, thank God!

PCGLBT said...

The Prudish Christian GLBT League (PCGLBTL) allows this posting only because you are on sabbatical.

Fred Preuss said...

Gee, Marko, thanks for sharing that with us! Soon your church will make blowjobs a sacrament and you'll be an archbishop!

Марко Фризия said...

Сексуалност betwen двама души, които обичат един друг е тайнство. Ние се молим, че може да намерите повече любов в живота си.

Марко Фризия said...

Inspired by this conversation, here is my musical contribution to the dance party:

I See You!

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