Monday, August 03, 2009

Geez Loueeze!

I must admit that I enjoyed being in the mountains, away from television and the innertoobes, cuz, now that I have access to both once again, my blood pressure is rising! The Authoritarians of both the religious and political persuasions are really acting up. These mouth breathing idjits don't even take the Summer off.

Firstly, the marvelous Madpriest points out that the hateful, fear-mongering boys club Fine Christian Gentlemen of Viagraville are going after my pal Faddah John Kirkley onnacounna he's not One Of Them. Oh yeah, and he thinks that David and Jonathan and Saul might have "known each other" in the Biblical sense, if ya get my meaning and I think you do. While the Rev. Kirkley isn't the first one to point this out (anyone reading 1st and 2nd Samuel must wonder about this stuff), this sermon simply isn't that big of a deal. I won't go to Viagraville and read their totally ignorant crap writings as I'm trying to stay somewhat healthy during my final weeks in the EEUU. But, jeez, wadda bunch, huh?

THEN there are the knuckle-dragging, in-bred, racist Lunatic Fringe of the Loyal Opposition who are exploring even nuttier conspiracy theories than usual. First up, we've got this crazy idea which, in my opinion, actually tops THIS crazy idea! I guess the idea of a person of colour actually being the president is more than they can take and they've gone off the deep end, as my mother (who believes enough crazy stuff herself, but not THIS crazy stuff), loves to say.

Not content to sit in the basements of their parents' homes, spreading day-glo orange nacho-cheeze dust all over their keyboards and pant-legs whilst posting comments at Free Republic and Little Green Footballs, they are now following this amazing plan. Well, they probably should get out every now and then, but can't they just be quiet? I think that the Bush Administration always hand-picked the audiences for Dubya's Town Hall Meetings because he was afraid such disruptions would take place, but as far as I can tell, most liberals are too polite and wouldn't have acted up anyway. But the Teabaggers come to a meeting simply to disrupt and prevent any sane conversation on important subjects. I just wonder why they're against health care for all? What is it that frightens them so? Wadda bunch!

UPDATE I just read this over at Political Animal: To all the birthers posting the fake Kenyan document, you're being played by a clever Internet troll who left just enough clues to its fakery. Kenya was not a republic until December 1964; the document was issued on17 February 1964, a Saturday; the certificate number is 47 044, Obama is 47 years old and he's the 44th president; EF Lavender [the name of the registrar on the document] is a brand of Kenyan soap, etc. Them Birthers will believe ANYTHING!!


FranIAm said...

Padre! Breathe! Breathe!

Oh dear, will the madness ever stop?

My word is chilike which makes me think "I am just chillaxin and chilikin' Padre's post and such."

Leonardo Ricardo said...

I know, I´s taken me two full weeks to recover from my trip to The United States (not the Mexican United States) was insane...I tried to blog it, but it is just rambling nutso stuff about what I encountered...I couldn´t even put names/places on it as people would know who I was writing about...insensitive bloke?

Anyhow, it´s so nice to be back where lawlessness is expected...and practiced at all levels of´s NORMAL compared to those who THINK they are Holy and Pure (who are completely insane)!


Leonardo Ricardo

David |Dah • veed| said...

The United Mexican States

Leonardo Ricardo said...

David |Dah • veed| said...
The United Mexican States

Thanks Dahveed, My inverter gets mixed up everytime I go South of your border.

Brad said...

Religion is stupid.
Religion's practitioners are disproportionately gay/female.

Padre Mickey said...

Oh Brad, you are such a joy!
There's a special name for special fellas like you!

David |Dah • veed| said...

¿Pendejo, Padre?

Brad said...

Y tu eres un maricon.

David |Dah • veed| said...

Maricon = street slang for a gay man.

Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding!!!!

Si, yo soy gay.

Padre Mickey said...

OMG! Brad has outted David!
Next he'll be telling us that Michael Jackson is dead!
Wadda font of information.

johnieb said...

Wuddaya doin', readin about this ill bred witless bunch of whackjobs, when ya 'spposed to be relaxin and admirin the world's most beautiful grandchile? You're not back into those bad habits of yesteryear, are ya--the whacky tobacky?

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