Geez Loueeze!

I must admit that I enjoyed being in the mountains, away from television and the innertoobes, cuz, now that I have access to both once again, my blood pressure is rising! The Authoritarians of both the religious and political persuasions are really acting up. These mouth breathing idjits don't even take the Summer off.

Firstly, the marvelous Madpriest points out that the hateful, fear-mongering boys club Fine Christian Gentlemen of Viagraville are going after my pal Faddah John Kirkley onnacounna he's not One Of Them. Oh yeah, and he thinks that David and Jonathan and Saul might have "known each other" in the Biblical sense, if ya get my meaning and I think you do. While the Rev. Kirkley isn't the first one to point this out (anyone reading 1st and 2nd Samuel must wonder about this stuff), this sermon simply isn't that big of a deal. I won't go to Viagraville and read their totally ignorant crap writings as I'm trying to stay somewhat healthy during my final weeks in the EEUU. But, jeez, wadda bunch, huh?

THEN there are the knuckle-dragging, in-bred, racist Lunatic Fringe of the Loyal Opposition who are exploring even nuttier conspiracy theories than usual. First up, we've got this crazy idea which, in my opinion, actually tops THIS crazy idea! I guess the idea of a person of colour actually being the president is more than they can take and they've gone off the deep end, as my mother (who believes enough crazy stuff herself, but not THIS crazy stuff), loves to say.

Not content to sit in the basements of their parents' homes, spreading day-glo orange nacho-cheeze dust all over their keyboards and pant-legs whilst posting comments at Free Republic and Little Green Footballs, they are now following this amazing plan. Well, they probably should get out every now and then, but can't they just be quiet? I think that the Bush Administration always hand-picked the audiences for Dubya's Town Hall Meetings because he was afraid such disruptions would take place, but as far as I can tell, most liberals are too polite and wouldn't have acted up anyway. But the Teabaggers come to a meeting simply to disrupt and prevent any sane conversation on important subjects. I just wonder why they're against health care for all? What is it that frightens them so? Wadda bunch!


UPDATE I just read this over at Political Animal: To all the birthers posting the fake Kenyan document, you're being played by a clever Internet troll who left just enough clues to its fakery. Kenya was not a republic until December 1964; the document was issued on17 February 1964, a Saturday; the certificate number is 47 044, Obama is 47 years old and he's the 44th president; EF Lavender [the name of the registrar on the document] is a brand of Kenyan soap, etc. Them Birthers will believe ANYTHING!!