An Important Message From The True, Really, I Mean It, Church™

We, the Bishops of The Real Live Orthodox Episcopal Anglican Protestant Catholic Pentecostal Evangelical Fundamentalist Christian Church of All the Americas and Actually the Entire Globe; Yeah, that's Right, We Include the Global South, the Global North AND the Global Center, So Where Else Ya Gonna Go? also known as the RLOEAPCPEFCCAAAEGYRWIGSGNAGCSWEYGG or The True, Really, I Mean It, Church™, having learned of the plan of the Anglican Church of Uganda to consecrate a Missionary Bishop to serve in the state of Virginia in the United States of America, have but one response: "We see your Missionary Bishop and raise you three Missionary Bishops." Eh-oh! Guess who's going to Virginia, Colorado, Uganda, and Nigeria? Again, again!!