Friday, September 21, 2007

Friday Red Mr. Peanut Bank and Gallito Mescalito Blogging

Red Mr. Peanut Bank Hello, Gallito Mescalito! How are things with you?
Gallito Mescalito Shriek shriek shriek. ¡Shriek!
Red Mr. Peanut Bank Well, that's the way it is here; one minute it's sunny and suddenly the sky opens up!
Gallito Mescalito ¿Shriek-shriek? ¡Shriek!

Red Mr. Peanut Bank Miss Egyptian Hippo of Love? You're right; she certainly has become popular lately!
Gallito Mescalito ¡¡Shrieeek!!

Red Mr. Peanut Bank Well, I wouldn't go that far!
Gallito Mescalito Shriek shriek shriek


Red Mr. Peanut Bank People like her singing. I'm starting to think that you're jealous!
Gallito Mescalito ¿Shriek-shriek? ¡Shriek!
Red Mr. Peanut Bank Puhleeze! She is NOT trying to get in every photo!

Gallito Mescalito ¿Shriek? ¿SHRIIEEEK?

Red Mr. Peanut Bank Well I haven't noticed it. I think you're paranoid!

Mr. Chompy's Chewed-up Squeaky Kitty Toy Hey guys! I needsta talk wit cha!
Red Mr. Peanut Bank Oh, hello Mr. Chompy's Chewed-up Squeaky Kitty Toy!
Gallito Mescalito Shriek.
Red Mr. Peanut Bank I was just trying to relieve Gallito here of his paranoid delusions.
Mr. Chompy's Chewed-up Squeaky Kitty Toy Oh yeah? Well, I don' know much about economic teary, in fact, I tink I got a B in Econ 101, but what I DO know is dat Hippo is gettin' too popular! She's everywhere! She's gettin' her face in every pitchure!
Gallito Mescalito ¿Shriek? ¿SHRIIEEEK?

Red Mr. Peanut Bank Puhleeze! You're as bad as the bird!
Gallito Mescalito (off camera) ¡¡Shrieeek!!
Mr. Chompy's Chewed-up Squeaky Kitty Toy Evah since she stahtid dat band, she's been dominatin' the Friday Bloggin' thang. An' her face is everywhere. You know it's true!!
Red Mr. Peanut Bank I don't know why you're getting so jealous; you have lots of fans!


¡El Toro! Buenas tardes a todos.
Squeaky Gorilla Hi, guys. skeek
Gallito Mescalito Shriek.
Red Mr. Peanut Bank Hello, Gentlemen! What's going on?
¡El Toro! Tenemos un problema con señorita hipopótamo de amor.
Squeaky Gorilla Yeah. She gotted all popalah and sticks her face in all da pitchures. skeek
Red Mr. Peanut Bank What's that noise?
¡El Toro! ¿Cómo?
Squeaky Gorilla I don' heah nuttin'! skeek She showed up on dat old lady's blog, too, and dat make her more famous den us! skeek
¡El Toro! ¡Es verdad!
Red Mr. Peanut Bank You really don't hear that noise? Well, I don't know what the big deal is. I've appeared on other blogs, and people quote Gallito Mescalito all over the episcopalblogosphere.
Squeaky Gorilla Well, we wanna talk about dat, too. skeek
Red Mr. Peanut Bank You know, that's really QUITE annoying!
Squeaky Gorilla What? skeek
Gallito Mescalito Shriek shriek shriek. ¡Shriek!


Miss Egyptian Hippo of Love Hi boys! 'sup?
Everyone, in one voice ¡¡SHHRRRIIIIEEEEEKKKK!!
Miss Egyptian Hippo of Love You aren't talking about me behind my back, are you?
Everyone, in one voice Heavens, no, Miss Egyptian Hippo of Love! We would never do anything like that!!
Miss Egyptian Hippo of Love I hope you boys aren't lying to me. Now, everybody run along, except for Red Mr. Peanut Bank and Gallito Mescalito.
The other three, all together Yes, Miss Egyptian Hippo of Love. Thank you, Miss Egyptian Hippo of Love!

Miss Egyptian Hippo of Love Okay, Red; what's was everyone talking about?
Red Mr. Peanut Bank I think they're just a bit jealous of your new fame.
Gallito Mescalito ¡Shriek!
Miss Egyptian Hippo of Love Well, don't you worry your pretty little heads about all that. I doesn't mean anything to me. All I want is the friendship of you boys, and for you all to serve as my back-up singers.
Gallito Mescalito ¡Shriek!
Red Mr. Peanut Bank Oh, Miss Egyptian Hippo of Love, I'm so happy to hear that. And thank you for letting us back you up and share your fame!
Miss Egyptian Hippo of Love Now you boys just run along with the others. Miss Hippo must get her beauty sleep!
Red Mr. Peanut Bank Yes, ma'am!
Gallito Mescalito ¡Shriek!


Miss Egyptian Hippo of Love Heh heh heh heh. Wadda buncha maroons!! HIPPOS ROCK!

14 comments:

FranIAm said...

You may have outdone yourself - shreik - here.

Maroons!

David Austin Allen said...

I think that la Señorita hipopótamo egipto del amor is becoming a divisive element in el communion de los juguetes del gato de Panamá! She is fomenting schism.

She wouldn't also be lesbiana would she?

Anonymous said...

"Señorita hipopótamo egipto del amor is becoming a divisive element in el communion" you betcha daa, de los Anglicanos!

"She is fomenting schism," and pretending to be a "normal" type inclusive "Episcopalian/Anglican"...ya, sure, I've seen it all before as a matter of fact and hers is a particularly nasty case of grandstandingitez...I knew right away we we're having another of her forced march/upstaging pig-a-thons to/at the Baby Green Barb Cafe (excluders need only apply) and a "featured" non-Choir practice where Green Barb aka Mary Mung-of-a-gung is the soloist and won't let anybody else churp a peep...anyway, it's all just another photo op/illusion as I know the real self-centered Baby Barb is in New Orleans blogging with her bottom line and trying to act/pretend like a regular Green, Red State, Hippo from Africa...sure, you can fool some of the fools some of the time but I'm not buying zip anymore and I'm turning her in to Hetero Hippo Quality Control because she's GREEN (with envy).

That ought take care of things swimingly!

Lic.Cleopatra Zimmerman Ortiz Bakersfieldington Druhickey Frampton Escobar-Milpitas

President, Indiscreet Inquiries and Beyond

Luiz Coelho said...

I wish Señorita Hipopótamo Egipcio del Amor visited my blog too.

Matty Boy said...

I know her name is Miss Egyptian Hippo of Love, but how soon will be calling her by her heretofore unspoken last name?

Miss Ross.

Anonymous said...

On the QT...do you think Hippo of Love aka Green Barb over tipples?

Indiscreet Inquiries wants to know who's in charge of the unconsecrated alter wine?

I think I can crack this case in a jiffy (how many bottles are in a case and do they inventory regularly?).

Lic.,CBOBDFE-M

Pretend like you don't know me when you see me and don't tell anyone we spoke.

Anonymous said...

Off the record:

My agents have done a spot search/check and everything isn't as it should be at the Altered Guild of a certain parish in Virginia Jamon.

I knew it.

I'll call you back, gotta go.

Jane R said...

Oh, right, accuse a smart green roundish woman of tippling just because she has the gumption to show up. Hmph. I am Hippo, hear me roar.

Which doesn't mean that the altered altar guild hasn't been, you know, in altered states. And leading alternative lifestyles.

But Miss Hippo had nuttin' to do with THAT.

That last photo rocks, by the way.

Anonymous said...

I firmly agree, Miss Hippo certainly isn't anything like Baby Green Gullet Cafe...and yes, round can be nice (especially South of The Border-s)...where MAS of ANYTHING good is what it's always about!

You can count me in.

Ernesto the Magnificent

Anonymous said...

Señorita hipopótamo egipto del amor has tatoos.


Vigilance is what we do!

Zippy Liberholtzer-Gonzales (not related)

MadPriest said...

I think there's something seriously symbiotic going on between Miss Hippo and Miss Mimi. It's uncanny. The similarities are just too exact to put down to coincidence.

FranIAm said...

Madpriest- very naughty indeed!

Grandmère Mimi said...

Heh heh heh heh. Wadda buncha maroons!! HIPPOS ROCK!

Girl, you right! You tol' 'em, Hon. We girls gotta stick together. But dat buncha male maroons ain't no match fo' us. You go, girl!

David Austin Allen said...

¡Yo estoy de acuerdo con el Sacerdote Loco!

I think el Lic. Presidente of Indiscreet Inquiries and Beyond must get on an investigation of undo influence of Abuela Mimi over la Señorita Hipopótamo Egipcio del Amor, immediately!

The next you know they will be conniving with ++Revdmo Vacables. We don't want more involvement from el Cono de America Sur in America Norte o Central.

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