Red Mr. Peanut Bank Wow! The Famous Caminante is coming to Panamá! Why didn't Padre tell me? We better get ready for her visit!!
Gallito Mescalito ¡Shriek! ¡¡Shrieeek!!Mr. Chompy's Chewed-up Squeaky Kitty ToyYeah! Whadda ya callin' us all heah foah?
Other Doggy Toysmumble mumble mumble
Red Mr. Peanut Bank I have called you all together to make an important announcement: The Famous Caminante is coming to visit us in our humble abode!
We must prepare for her arrival!
Todos Yay!
Todos ¡Hola, Caminante!Caminante ¡Mucho gusto!
Red Mr. Peanut Bank Welcome! We, the Dance Party Players, are happy to have you with us.
Caminante ¡Mucho gusto!
Gallito Mescalito ¡Shriek!
Red Mr. Peanut Bank What, or who, are you putting in Gallito Mescalito's mouth?
Todos It's a penguin!!!
Gallito Mescalito Shmmmmmbmbmbmmmkk!
Caminante I've brought you two new friends, El Penguino y The Mighty Moose of Vermont!
Mighty Moose of Vermont What is with these guys and gal? They seem a bit strange.Other Doggy Toys You try spending your week being gnawed on by Señorita Chompita Wiggletail! It's not pleasant!
Padre Mickey, off camera Don't you worry, Mighty Moose of Vermont, you won't be spending your time on the floor being chewed on. That's what the cat's for!
Mr. Chompy's Chewed-up Squeaky Kitty Toy Oh yeah? Waddaya talkin' 'bout, Padre?
El Penguino I think I will sit in this bowl. It seems much safer than the crazy bird's mouth.Gallito Mescalito ¡SHHRRRIIIEEEEKKK! COUGH COUGH COUGH
El Penguino Sorry about that, bird.
Gallito Mescalito Shriek.
Red Mr. Peanut Bank Caminante, thank you for coming and taking part in this evening's episode.Caminante ¡Mucho gusto!
Photo of after-show cast party
12 comments:
Eh, Padre...what a fun party! But I don't see no penguin. Is it a Tiny Penguin?
Susan, he is a Very Small Penquin. Click on the photos to see a larger version. Then you will see El Penguino.
I know you all are eagerly awaiting my side of the story but the internet connection here at the hotel comes and goes so I haven't tried yet to post anything. Maybe manaña. Believe me there is a penguin in the photo. Y el Padre y la Lovely Mona are FABULOUS hosts.
I knew it! I just knew it! Once again I've been betrayed by the fun lovers! Yep, here I am being all sacred, yet festive, welling up with goodness and watching the fuegos artificiales explode in the dark of noche (it's San Miguel the Archangels big annual momento and I've got cotton candy stuck to both my earlobes) and YOU, YOU, and YOU and all the singers dancers and Panamanian "players" are making "cute" and "tippling" and having UNAUTHORIZED fun right there in front of God and everyone!
This must stop. This looks like a case of PB Quackables and his menacing minons! I didn't wanna do it, but, I'm turning you in for some serious breaches of pursed lipped preaching and he's gonna make YOU wish you never smiled with dimples (and jewelry on) AND promise to never do it again!
You might even be hauled to the bighouse in Nigeria for in depth, soul searching and routine questioning!!!
You've cracked one to many smiles over/down there in the Rectory! According to some very "inside" sources, you were specifically mentioned/discussed this week by Duncan Pitts! YOU were used as a glaring example of TEC frivolity abroad! ABROAD! Pitts used abroad!
Shame shame. I'm sorry it's come to this but Caminante ought not be too quick with the gifting of Mighty Moose of Vermont and Peguinito! It's NOT too late to say a STANDING/SITTING FIRM NO to heathenlike frolicing south of almost every sane persons borders!
You will wish you had followed my advice...if you don't, there will be HELL to pay!
No kissing on the cheek either!
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Inquisitive Inquisitor,
Global South Division:
"It is good to generate fear and hate when you Celebrate" Petey Akinolanbarb, Primate and Dictator
Caminante, how wonderful to see what you look like.
I'm sure that El Padre and the Lovely Mona entertained you well. They party, party, party all the time and know how to do it from all the practice.
Have a lovely time together.
OK, folks, you can get the other side of the story now at my place. Off now to the mercado.
Oh thank you for the instruction, Padre! I had forgotten that I could click on the pitcher and it would grow! There is so much to remember here on the internet tubes!
Remeber, Susan S.: The internet is not a big truck; it's a series of tubes. Therefore one must constantly click on things if they are going to work.
You and that choir have fun at Grace, and tell George the Lovely Mona and I say "Hi!"
Same here Mimi! Gosh, wish I'd been there. I just KNOW Padre lays a grand table.
Love it. And I had the same problem with the penguin, till I saw that s/he was in Caminante's hand in that picture with both her hands (great bracelets, by the way). Have fun!
P.S. Still trying to reach SVO without success. I'm going to phone again tomorrow (Sunday), I think.
¿If it is so small, how do we know that El Penguino no es La Penguina? Some company for the Lovely Mona and la Hipopotamo Egipcio del Amor.
¡Dios mio! Las pinche reasertaro espias are everywhere.
Even here at the Dance Party!
They must also be spying on us at El Sacerdote Loco.
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