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It was a dark and stormy night, and in the laboratory of Dr. Frankenchompie'schewedupsqueakykittytoy, A Terrible Experiment was taking place. . .
The evil doctor and his wicked assistant, Igoragator, were placing electrodes on a sad looking creature. . .
Dr. Frankenchompie'schewedupsqueakykittytoy Vell, Igoragator, at last, ahftah years of being mocked and humiliated by my colleagues, I SHALL TRIUMPH!
Igoragator Heh heh heh. 'lectricity and dead thing. Heh heh heh!
Dr. Frankenchompie'schewedupsqueakykittytoy Yes, my wicked assistant and I (zats you!) shall apply electric viahs to zis filty-raggy ting and BRING IT TO LIFE!!
Igoragator Heh heh heh. 'lectricity and dead thing. Heh heh heh!
Dr. Frankenchompie'schewedupsqueakykittytoy Zat's right! Because de Dahnce Pahty peoples cry und cry for de return of de Bunrab, de filtiest toy in de haus, ve shall GIF DEM VAT DEY VANT! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Dr. Frankenchompie'schewedupsqueakykittytoy Ah zee viahs hooked up?
Igoragator Heh heh heh. Ya, Herr Doktor!! Heh heh heh.
Dr. Frankenchompie'schewedupsqueakykittytoy Zen fiah up zee generator!!
Igoragator Heh heh heh. Ya, Herr Doktor!! Heh heh heh.
Dr. Frankenchompie'schewedupsqueakykittytoy Haff you flipped zee svitch?
Igoragator Heh heh heh. Ya, Herr Doktor!! Heh heh heh.
The Transformation Takes Place!!!
Dr. Frankenchompie'schewedupsqueakykittytoy He Iss Alive! HE ISS ALIVE!!!
Igoragator Heh heh heh. Herr Doktor, he looks different! Heh heh heh.
Der Frankenrab Monster Grrrrrrrrrr. . .
Dr. Frankenchompie'schewedupsqueakykittytoy Vell he doss look different, but sink of zee Darin Stevens on zee Bewitched! Vat counts iss HE ISS ALIVE!!!
Igoragator Heh heh heh. Herr Doktor! The monster has removed the wires! Heh heh heh.
Der Frankenrab Monster Grrrrrrrrrr. . .
Dr. Frankenchompie'schewedupsqueakykittytoy Vell, I guess he iss a smaht vun! Ahh you a smaht vun, my monster-wonster?
Der Frankenrab Monster Grrrrrrrrrr. . . Must Get Away!
Dr. Frankenchompie'schewedupsqueakykittytoy I sink he vants to kill us! Vat vill ve do?
Igoragator Heh heh heh. Run away! Heh heh heh.
Der Frankenrab Monster Grrrrrrrrrr. . . Kill The Skeeky Toys!!
Dr. Frankenchompie'schewedupsqueakykittytoy Run avay! RUN AVAY!!!!
Of course, the Frankerab Monster couldn't stop there. Soon he was chasing all of the gang!
Everyone RUN AWAY!!! RUN AWAY!!!
AAAAAAAARRRRRGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!
Der Frankenrab Monster Grrrrrrrrrr. . . Must Catch Toys And Knick-knacks!!!!
HE'S COMING!!!! HE'S COMING!! RUN!!!!!!
Der Frankenrab Monster Grrrrrr. . .What A Buncha Chickens!!!!!! Happy Hallowe'en, everbuddy!
¡¡¡SSSSSHHHHHRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEKKKKK!!!
6 comments:
I is skeeeeered!! I agree with the rooster!
VW = badheal. Verry interestin'
Outstanding. Eeeeeeeeyeooowww!
+Maya Pavlova jumped up on the desk and meowed a big crying meow just as I was about to read the ZAP. Dat cat smart.
Word verification: comenyt
Sure, blame unnatural activities on Matty Boy and me. I been tricked.
Loved it. One of your best, Padre.
Wow, a thriller. Worth waiting for!
Little Eddie, of course, is worried where his novia Chompita was in all of this, since she was nowhere to be seen. "Oh NOES! I hope she was HIDIN'! I wishes I could be there, I would BARK at da evil transformed Bunrab!"
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