Sunday, October 18, 2009

Sunday Afternoon Red Mr. Peanut Bank and Gallito Mescalito Blogging

As timely as the Other Day's Headlines!


Red Mr. Peanut Bank Well, it certainly is quiet around here!
Gallito Mescalito ¡Shriek!



Miss Egyptian Hippo of Love Hi Boys! What's shakin'?
Red Mr. Peanut Bank Good Evening, Miss Egyptian Hippo of Love! You look lovely, as always!
Gallito Mescalito ¡Shriek!
Miss Egyptian Hippo of Love Well, thank you, fellas, but you didn't answer my question: what's shakin'?
Red Mr. Peanut Bank Well, we were just commenting on how quiet it is around here.
Miss Egyptian Hippo of Love Yeah, not a heck of a lot has been happening since we returned from our trip.



Mighty Moose of Vermont Hey, everyone!
Furry Southern Mountain Moose Hi ya'll!
Red Mr. Peanut Bank Hello, you two!
Gallito Mescalito ¡Shriek!
Miss Egyptian Hippo of Love Hi kids! Say, you two aren't sickeningly in love anymore!
Mighty Moose of Vermont Well, it's difficult to keep that level of intense romance going for too long!
Furry Southern Mountain Moose An' when one's ayes ah opened an' reealutie kiyuks iyun. . .
Gallito Mescalito ¡Shriek!
Mighty Moose of Vermont You don't have to share everything with everyone, you know!
Red Mr. Peanut Bank We were just talking about how quiet it's been around here.



¡El Penguino! Hola a todos.
Lil' Jesus Blessings, all!
Red Mr. Peanut Bank Good evening, gentlemen!
Gallito Mescalito ¡Shriek!
Miss Egyptian Hippo of Love Hey, boys!
Furry Southern Mountain Moose Hi ya'll!
Mighty Moose of Vermont Hi, el penguino. Hi, little-baby-Jesus-with-a-beard!
Lil' Jesus LIL' JESUS! Not little-baby-Jesus! Sheesh!
Miss Egyptian Hippo of Love So, boys: 'sup?
¡El Penguino! Nothing! It's dead as a doorknob around here!



Red Mr. Peanut Bank I agree, but I have no idea what to do about it. I've been trying to think of someway to liven things up around here, but nothing comes to mind. Perhaps if we. . .
Gallito Mescalito ¡¡SSHHRRRIIIIIIEEEEEEKK!!
Miss Egyptian Hippo of Love What the ?????



Mr. Chompy's Chewed-up Squeaky Kitty Toy Hey, evahbuddy! Looka me!
Gallito Mescalito ¡¡Shriek!!
Miss Egyptian Hippo of Love What on EARTH are you up to, cat?
¡El Penguino! HA!
Lil' Jesus Zacheus! You come down! I'm going to your house today!
Mr. Chompy's Chewed-up Squeaky Kitty Toy Lemme lan' dis ting foist!



Red Mr. Peanut Bank Well, THAT certainly livened things up for a few seconds!
Mr. Chompy's Chewed-up Squeaky Kitty Toy Yeah. Hey, who tol' dat lil' guy mah name is Zacheus?
¡El Penguino! You're kidding, right?
Miss Egyptian Hippo of Love Baby Jesus knows everything!
Lil' Jesus LIL' JESUS! Not Baby Jesus! Golly, you guys!
Mr. Chompy's Chewed-up Squeaky Kitty Toy Wutevah! So, waddaya tinka mah balloon? Sumpin' else, huh?
Gallito Mescalito ¡Shriek!
Red Mr. Peanut Bank It certainly is interesting, Mr. Cat! How long has this been your hobby?
Mr. Chompy's Chewed-up Squeaky Kitty Toy Well, itsa great way ta avoid dat Chompita! Evah since ol' Bunrab bit it she's been consintratin' on me! Hey, is da balloon safe heah?
Miss Egyptian Hippo of Love I'm sure it is. Why?
Mr. Chompy's Chewed-up Squeaky Kitty Toy I needsta git outta dat ting fer a while. Let's take a walk!
Everybody, in one voice Great idea!



Hmmmmm. . .



A Few Minutes Later. . . .

Mr. Chompy's Chewed-up Squeaky Kitty Toy Hey! Weahs da balloon?
Red Mr. Peanut Bank It was right here just moments ago.
Miss Egyptian Hippo of Love Did you remember to tie it down?
Mr. Chompy's Chewed-up Squeaky Kitty Toy Acourse I did! Hey, weahs dem lil' guys?
Red Mr. Peanut Bank To whom are you referring?
Mr. Chompy's Chewed-up Squeaky Kitty Toy Ya know! Da lil' beardo-weirdo an' da lil' boid!
Miss Egyptian Hippo of Love I thought there were with us, but come to think of it, they've been awful quiet!
Gallito Mescalito ¡¡SSHHRRRIIIIIIEEEEEEKK!!



Mr. Chompy's Chewed-up Squeaky Kitty Toy Deah it is! Let's git it!!!!!



Mr. Chompy's Chewed-up Squeaky Kitty Toy Keep runnin'! Don' gib up!!!



Everybody, in one voice There it is!



Everybody, in one voice It's coming down!!
Mr. Chompy's Chewed-up Squeaky Kitty Toy Yikes! Deahs dat dang dog!!
Red Mr. Peanut Bank I believe she's more interested in the balloon.
Miss Egyptian Hippo of Love I think she's wondering what we're all doing here!



Everybody, in one voice It's landed safe and sound!
Mr. Chompy's Chewed-up Squeaky Kitty Toy Hey! Sumpin's movin' in dere!


Balloon Boys! Yeah!


Gallito Mescalito ¡¡SSHHRRRIIIIIIEEEEEEKK!!

7 comments:

Kirkepiscatoid said...

How timely! Bravo!

it's margaret said...

Kirkepiscatoid, it's a scam.... all a scam. We knew all along that Kitty Chew Toy set it all up....

Grandmère Mimi said...

No one can say that you don't keep up, Padre. Did the sheriff and the helicopters come? Well, I guess not. The balloon was in the house.

But what fun and excitement for all the gang! I thought you weren't going to come through for us, but you did - finally.

Paul said...

National "news" cannot keep up with the Dance Party Gang.

susan s. said...

All right!

Harry Allagree said...

Brilliant, Faddah, brilliant!!

David |Dah • veed| said...

The local sheriff has just announced that they are not convinced that there is not some form of abuse occurring here so they will be filing charges and arresting the Kat.

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