Friday, June 01, 2007

Friday Red Mr. Peanut Bank and Gallito Mescalito Blogging













You may have noticed that I have been griping all week about the fact that we haven't had a working telephone line at La Rectoría since last Saturday. Fortunately the Lovely Mona has a celulár, but we still didn't have any internet access. Constant calls to Cable & Wireless didn't seem to make any difference (I understand they are a British company, which may explain their concept of Customer Service).
Today, at 2:30 P.M., the telephone repair person FINALLY appeared at la Rectoría and repaired our telephone line. We now have internet access and our friends and family can contact us. Tonight's episode is based on an idea by the Lovely Mona

1. The Evil Tick: Hehehehe, I will disconnect the phone and cause much trouble!!! hehehehe.

2. Red Mr. Peanut Bank: Well, let's call in that pizza. I'm not sure that potato bugs are recognized as a pizza topping, but it can't hurt to ask!
Gallito Mescalito: ¿Shriek? ¡Shriieek!

3. Red Mr. Peanut Bank: Heavens! The phone is dead! We can't call out!
WE MAY STARVE!! Oh, wait, the Lovely Mona left her celulár.

4. Gallito Mescalito: ¿Shriek? ¿Shriek? ¡Shriek! ¡Shriek! ¡Shriieeeek!
Telephone voice: ¿Cómo? Repita, por favor. ¡No entiendo!

5. Red Mr. Peanut Bank: Er, Gallito Mescalito, it might be a better idea if I talk with them. Hello, Cable and Wireless? We have no telephone service. When can you come repair our line?
Telephone voice: Er, mañana.
Red Mr. Peanut Bank: Okay, gracias!

6. THE NEXT DAY
Egyptian Hippo of Love: Halo. ¿Cable y Wireless? ¿Cuando puede venir arreglar la linea del teléfono?
Telephone voice: Er, mañana.
Egyptian Hippo of Love: ¡Gracias!

7. THE NEXT DAY
Bunrab, the Filthiest Toy in the House: Halo. ¿Cable y Wireless? ¿Cuando puede venir arreglar la linea del teléfono?
Telephone voice: Er, mañana.
Bunrab, the Filthiest Toy in the House: Er, okay. ¡Gracias!

8. THE NEXT DAY
Mr. Chompy's Chewed-up Kitty Toy: Hello, Cable and Wireless? WHEN THE HECK ARE YA GONNA COME FIX THE FRIGGIN' PHONE??
Telephone voice: Er, mañana.
Mr. Chompy's Chewed-up Kitty Toy: Well, you bettah!!

9. THE NEXT DAY
Los Tele-tubbies: Eh-o! Caybe wiowess? Fis da fone? Fis da fone?
Telephone voice: ¿Cómo? ¡No entiendo!
Los Tele-tubbies: Eh-o! Caybe wiowess? Fis da fone? Fis da fone?
Telephone voice: ¿Cómo? ¡No entiendo!
Los Tele-tubbies: Eh-o! Caybe wiowess? Fis da fone? Fis da fone?
Telephone voice: Er, mañana.
Los Tele-tubbies: Yay!! Big hug!!!

10. THE NEXT DAY
The Wooden Kuna Doll y Diablito Sucio: Halo. ¿Cable y Wireless? ¿Cuando puede venir arreglar la linea del teléfono?
Telephone voice: Er, mañana.
The Wooden Kuna Doll y Diablito Sucio: ¡Gracias!

11. THE NEXT DAY
Señorita Chompita Wiggletail: I'm not touching that celulár! I'll get tossed outside!

12. FINALLY!
Bow-tie Bunny, Telephone Repair Person: Red Mr. Peanut Bank and Gallito Mescalito, the telephone is fixed. It appears that a tick had destroyed the line. I believe this means your telephone had a bug.
Red Mr. Peanut Bank: Thank you so much, sir! Now we may order pizza AND access the internet! And we can post our exciting adventures for our many fans at Padre Mickey's Dance Party!
Gallito Mescalito: ¡¡Shirek!! ¡¡SSSHHHRRRRIIIIIIIEEEEEEK!!
Bow-tie Bunny, Telephone Repair Person: You said it!
ALL: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

6 comments:

June Butler said...

(I understand they are a British company, which may explain their concept of Customer Service).

Ouch!

Jane R said...

Funny, when I saw the phone theme I thought it might be about telephone invitations to Lambeth.

This was a much better idea.

Anonymous said...

Does Bow Tie Bunny pretend that "Bunrab the filthiest" isn't a distant relative of his?

I hate pretentious stuffed fantacies that dabble in the dark corners of my qurkey and troubled imagination.

The former Leonardo Ricardo (who after eating a big bowl of Chili Con Carne with Chorizos has turned into a eternal flame)

Aghaveagh said...

Hmmm....our phone has been getting a lot of Sta-TICK too.

episcopalifem said...

;-D

Glad yer back.

And that they boyz can get their pizza.

Anonymous said...

Dad, you have too much time on your hands. Jijiji. The stories are still as good as ever and now with visuals!

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