Tuesday, May 20, 2008

The Dangers of Refined Sugar

Demonstrated by Miss Bebé, The World's Most Beautiful Granchile™

Waddaya call dis? Ice keem cone? Gibitame!

Mmmm, good! Cold, but good. Sweet, very sweet. You gots more? Gibitame! No, really, Daddymommy, gibitame more dis ice keem cone. GIBITAME!!!!!

Six hours later she was found like this in front of the Ben & Jerry's on Oxford.

Ice cream, chock fulla shugah, is DANGEROUS! The life of the Icecreamic is one of doing whatever it takes for that next fix, not to mention the pounds which go with it. Like anything, ice cream should be ingested in moderation or avoided all together.
This message is from IA, Icecreamics Annonymous. Check the Yellow Pages for meetings in your area.


Matty Boy said...

You've turned your granddaughter into Lindsay Lohan! Shame!

Don't make me go on The You Tubes and get all crazy.

Jane Ellen+ said...

Ice cream? Nah, I don't have a problem. I can stop anytime I want...

Got any mint chocolate chip over there?

johnieb said...

Thank Godde Ben & Jerry quit making White Russian; nothing else quite does the trick, though this fact does not keep me from performing the occasional experiment with Butter Caramel Crunch.

susan s. said...

Oh, I think the Cherry Garcia is the best!
The kid is precious, Mickey, but you might have to change the trademark to read granddaughtah, since the birth of Johnieb's last grandboy!

David |däˈvēd| said...

I luvs me some Blue Bell Homemade Vanilla whenever I go to Texas!

I remember it would go on sale for two gallons for US$5. I bet it is much more now.

johnieb said...

Susan S.

I have pointed this out with regard to Grandboy # 1 in the past, but Miss Bebe is one 'dorable babe.

Jane R said...

Chunky Monkey... Oh my... Had to give up the stuff years ago...

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