Friday, November 23, 2007

Tonight, on a Very Special, Classic Red Mr. Peanut Bank and Gallito Mescalito Blogging

It's the Thanksgiving Weekend, and listening to Air America on the iTunes, I have noticed that everything is on re-runs so that the hosts and their staffs may enjoy the holiday. We at Padre Mickey's Dance Party have decided that this is a good idea, as we are too lazy to think up a story tonight we, too, want to enjoy the holiday. There has been some talk lately on the Anglican/Episcopal Blogosphere that +++Cantaur is considering rescinding some of the invitations to The Big Do At Lambeth Palace, so we ask you to enjoy, once again, this Classic episode of Friday Red Mr. Peanut Bank and Gallito Mescalito Blogging.


Featuring: Bunrab! The Filthiest Toy In the House!!


Bunrab, the Filthiest Toy in the House: Ya know, I think I'll throw a party. It would be fun to have all the Dance Party Toys over for drinks and games and finger-foods!

Mr. Chompy's Chewed-up Kitty Toy: I heah ya tinkin' of havin' a pahty
Bunrab, the Filthiest Toy in the House: Yes! I hope you'll be coming!
Mr. Chompy's Chewed-up Kitty Toy: You gonna 'vite dat Tiny-winky fella?
Bunrab, the Filthiest Toy in the House: Of course! He lives here in the barriada.
Mr. Chompy's Chewed-up Kitty Toy: Hmmmm. See ya later.


Red Mr. Peanut Bank: Hello, Bunrab!
Gallito Mescalito: ¡Shriek!
Bunrab, the Filthiest Toy in the House: Hello Boys! How are things?
Gallito Mescalito: ¡Shriek! ¡Shriek!
Red Mr. Peanut Bank: Quite good, actually. And how are things with you?
Bunrab, the Filthiest Toy in the House: Muy bién, gracias a Dios. Say, I'm thinking of having a party. If I send you two invitations, will you attend?
Gallito Mescalito: ¿Shriek? ¡Shriek! ¡Shriek!
Red Mr. Peanut Bank: Well of course! We wouldn't miss it for the world.
Bunrab, the Filthiest Toy in the House: Mr. Chompy's Chewed-up Kitty Toy was asking whether Tinky-winky was going to be invited. Why would he care?
Gallito Mescalito: ¡Shriiieeekk!
Red Mr. Peanut Bank: Don't worry about him. He's just a big grump. We've got to go.
Bunrab, the Filthiest Toy in the House: Okay boys; see ya around!

Egyptian Hippo of Love: Hey Bunrab!
Bunrab, the Filthiest Toy in the House: Ooo! Hi, Miss Egyptian Hippo of Love! How are you?
Egyptian Hippo of Love: I'm fine, but I gotta tell you something. It's about that party you're planning. Mr. Chompy's Chewed-up Kitty Toy says he's not coming if you invite Tinky-winky.
Bunrab, the Filthiest Toy in the House: Why would he say such a thing?
Egyptian Hippo of Love: He says that Tinky-winky's manner of life is a scandal and destroying the moral fiber of this barriada.
Bunrab, the Filthiest Toy in the House: His manner of life?
Egyptian Hippo of Love: You know, he wears purple, has a triangle on the top of his head, and has that obsession with that stupid red purse.
Bunrab, the Filthiest Toy in the House: I don't see how that is a threat to the moral fiber of the barriada.
Egyptian Hippo of Love: I'm just tellin' ya what people are saying. You may want to reconsider your invitation list.


Gallito Mescalito: Shriek, shriek shriek shriek. ¡¡Shriieeeeeekk!
Bunrab, the Filthiest Toy in the House: What? What are you trying to say? Timmy's fallen down the well and we need to get help?
Gallito Mescalito: SHRIEK, SHRIEK SHRIEK SHRIEK. ¡¡SHRIIEEEEEEKK!!
Bunrab, the Filthiest Toy in the House: I'm sorry, but I can't understand a word you're shrieking.
Gallito Mescalito: ¡SSHHRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKK!

Red Mr. Peanut Bank: Hello, Bunrab! You've certainly upset Gallito Mescalito!
Bunrab, the Filthiest Toy in the House: I'm sorry, but I have some trouble understanding that guy.
Red Mr. Peanut Bank: Most folks do. He was upset because people have been spreading nasty rumours about Tinky-winky. He said that if you are going to exclude anyone, it should be that Diablito Sucio. You know how he chases everyone in the barriada with his clackity-clackity. Plus he threatens to drag everyone to hell who disagrees with him on anything. He is a bit of a pain!
Bunrab, the Filthiest Toy in the House: Sheesh, I just want to have a nice party! sigh.
Red Mr. Peanut Bank: Well, it's your party. You invite who you want to, but just remember that Diablito Sucio tends to put folks off.


Bunrab, the Filthiest Toy in the House: Sheesh, what should I do? Tiny-winky gives some folks the heebie-jeebies, and Diablito Sucio has alienated half the barriada with his clacky-clacking and threats.

Angelbell, the Sweetest (and Least-clothed) Person in the Barriada: Maybe you should invite everyone and let the chips fall where they may! But then again, you do want a nice party without controversy!

The Apocalyptic Angel from Guatemala announces that the invitations have been sent out!

Bunrab, the Filthiest Toy in the House: Hello everybody! I want everyone to come to my party, where we will have fun and not vote on anything! But since I want to have a wonderful party, I have decided not to invite Mr. Tinky-winky or Mr. Diablito Sucio since they are such sources of discord, although I personally like both of them.


Some Folks: If Diablito Sucio isn't invited, we aren't coming either! It's a slap in the face to the moral inhabitants of the barriada.


Other Folks: If Tinky-winky isn't invited, we aren't coming either. It's a slap in the face to the right-thinking inhabitants of the barriada!


The Tick Great party!! Where is everyone?
Bunrab, the Filthiest Toy in the House: Sigh.


Thank you for enjoying this Classic episode of Friday Red Mr. Peanut Bank and Gallito Mescalito Blogging. Be sure to return next week for a Brand Spankin' New Episode. Probably.

5 comments:

Mary Clara said...

Yay! I love classic re-runs. And this one is still topical. Can't wait for next week's new (probably) episode.

FranIAm said...

I'd walk a mile for a Bunrab...

Grandmère Mimi said...

Still good the second time around.

Caminante said...

You nailed it with the gente del barrio.

Anonymous said...

I always loved the cast, the plot, the underlying message...I'm only a little concerned about Angelbells tiny costuming reappearance...afterall, we've got a spies from Akinolalandia lurking about and you know they are incapable of letting "chips fall where they may"...scandal will no doubt follow (again) and we'll all be busted for having nudity at Padres Dance Palace!

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