Yesterday was the Fourth Sunday of Advent, and today is the Feast of St. Thomas. THE FEAST OF ST. THOMAS, PAL!!! That means Christmas is very, very, VERY CLOSE, yet some of you have yet to make purchases for your loved ones. Padre knows that it's more fun to aimlessly wander the innertoobs, as the kids say (which means surf duh web for you Older Folks), rather than go shopping. So Padre has decided to take it upon himself to suggest gifts for your loved ones, gifts that are sure to please!
This afternoon Padre says, "Howsa 'bout the gift of ???
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And Papa knows what he's talking about.
Come on, you want to be a real boy, right Pinocchio?
Why, YES IT IS, Inquisitive advertisement; it's about darn time I gave myself a Christmas gift.
DO NOT buy the guns which are Grinch Approved; I'm warning ya!
Is it a good idea to arm the family to the teeth with all that eggnogg around?