Red Mr. Peanut Bank Well, the maleta is out. That'll put Chompita into a funk!Gallito Mescalito ¡Shriek!
Red Mr. Peanut Bank I heard him telling the Lovely Mona that he was going to California for a week to participate in the ordination of the new bishop of El Caminio Real, Revda. Mary Gray-Reeves.
Gallito Mescalito ¡Shriek! ¿Shriek? Shriek.
Red Mr. Peanut Bank Perhaps we can hide in his bag. Let's climb in and see if there is enough room.
Miss Egyptian Hippo of Love Hey Boys, what are you doin' in there?Red Mr. Peanut Bank Sorry, I can not tell you. It is a secret.
Gallito Mescalito ¡Shurrriiieeek!
Miss Egyptian Hippo of Love I love you, too, Gallito Mecalito. Come on, Red Mr. Peanut Bank; you can tell me!
Red Mr. Peanut Bank Well, Padre Mickey is going to California for a week, and we thought that we might hide in his maleta and go along with him.
Miss Egyptian Hippo of Love Is he going to see Miss Bebé, the World's Most Beautiful Granchile™?
Gallito Mescalito ¡SHRIEK!
Miss Egyptian Hippo of Love Well then. Move over, you two!
Mr. Chompy's Chewed-up Squeaky Kitty Toy Woah! Waddaya guys doin' up dere?Gallito Mescalito ¡Shriek!
Miss Egyptian Hippo of Love Hi, cat. We can't tell you; it's a secret!
Red Mr. Peanut Bank Sorry, Mr. Chompy's Chewed-up Squeaky Kitty Toy.
Mr. Chompy's Chewed-up Squeaky Kitty Toy Cammahn! I kin keep a secret. I never told anyone about that time Gallito Mescalito put dat funny cactus in the Padre's coffee, did I?
Gallito Mescalito ¡¡SHRIIEEKK!!
Miss Egyptian Hippo of Love, Really, cat! What on earth is wrong with you?
Red Mr. Peanut Bank Well, if you MUST know, Padre Mickey is going to California for a week, and we thought that we might hide in his maleta and go along with him.
Mr. Chompy's Chewed-up Squeaky Kitty ToyMove ovah! I've nevah been to California!
Mr. Chompy's Chewed-up Squeaky Kitty Toy Hey guys? Wanna go ta California? We're hidin' in da bag!¡El Toro! ¡Sí! ¡Qué Bueno!
Squeaky Gorilla California? skeek That would be cool! skeek
Miss Egyptian Hippo of Love Jeez! You can't come along, there isn't enough room!
Gallito Mescalito ¡SHRIEK!
Red Mr. Peanut Bank Also, we wouldn't be able to hide for long because of that annoying noise you make, Squeaky Gorilla!
Squeaky Gorilla skeek What noise? skeek I can hide as well as any of you!skeek
¡El Toro! Yo quiero a viajar a California, también.
Mr. Chompy's Chewed-up Squeaky Kitty Toy Come on, fellas! Let's get in!
Miss Egyptian Hippo of Love It's getting crowded in here!Gallito Mescalito ¡SHRIEK!
¡El Toro! No, está bien. Penso es confortable.
Red Mr. Peanut Bank Well, I don't think this is going to work. You're putting the entire plan in jeopardy.
Mr. Chompy's Chewed-up Squeaky Kitty Toy Cammahn, Bank! Waddaya gripin' about? Dis will be fine. Yer always bellyachin' 'bout sumpin.
Squeaky Gorilla (singing) ...Going to California with an aching in my heart.skeek Someone told me there's a girl out there skeek With love in her eyes and flowers in her hair... skeek
Miss Egyptian Hippo of Love STOP MAKING THAT NOISE, YA BIG APE!
Squeaky Gorilla skeek What noise? skeek
El Penguino Hey! 'sup wid you guys?Mighty Moose of Vermont Yeah; what are you all doing in there?
Miss Egyptian Hippo of Love We can't tell you; it's a secret!
Mr. Chompy's Chewed-up Squeaky Kitty Toy, ¡El Toro! and Squeaky Gorilla WE'RE GOIN' TA CALIFORNIA! WANNA COME ALONG?
El Penguino I'm goin'!
Mighty Moose of Vermont Sounds like great fun!
Gallito Mescalito ¡¡SHRIIEEKK!!
Red Mr. Peanut Bank Sigh. I give up. Climb on up!
El Penguino Hey! Why is everything gettin' blurry?
Mighty Moose of Vermont Who cares? WE'RE GOING TO CALIFORNIA!
Mighty Moose of Vermont Hmmmm. It IS kind of crowded in here.Mr. Chompy's Chewed-up Squeaky Kitty Toy Well, let's trow sum stuff outta heah. Dat'll make room!
El Penguino Great idea. He doesn't need all this stuff. Didn't Jesus say to travel without an extra tunic and sandals and stuff like that? Is he a believer or not?
Mr. Chompy's Chewed-up Squeaky Kitty Toy Yeah! Teologicalism arguments always work wit dese priesty types!
Telly-Tubbies Eh-oh! What doing? What doing?Squeaky Gorilla (singing) skeekCalifornia, here we come! skeek Right back where we started from...skeek
Miss Egyptian Hippo of Love STOP MAKING THAT NOISE, YA BIG APE!
Squeaky Gorilla skeek What noise? skeek
Red Mr. Peanut Bank Sigh. Just climb up here, Telly-tubbies.
Telly-Tubbies Yay! Gonin ona twip! Gonin ona twip! Big hug!
Diablito Sucio Hey, Wooden Kuna Doll and I have never been outside of Panamá. We want to go, too.Red Mr. Peanut Bank Climb on in. It really doesn't matter any more.
Wooden Kuna Doll Why is everything so blurry?
Red Mr. Peanut Bank Well, it can only mean one thing. Someone is here who has been away for a long time.
Everybody, off-camera, yet in one voice BLURRY BEAR!!!Blurry Bear That's right. I'm back. And I'm leaving with you.
Red Mr. Peanut Bank, off-camera Climb on in.
A Trumpet Blast is heard!!!
Apocalyptic Guatemalan Angel Hey, don't forget me! I want to come, too!Everybody, in one voice IT'S TOO CROWDED! THERE'S NO MORE ROOM!
Apocalyptic Guatemalan Angel If the bear is going, I'm going!
Red Mr. Peanut Bank Sigh. What's one more? Climb in.
Gallito Mescalito ¡SHRIEK!Miss Egyptian Hippo of Love You're right. I can hardly breathe! It's too crowded.
Mr. Chompy's Chewed-up Squeaky Kitty Toy Well, trow da resta dis stuff out!
Mr. Chompy's Chewed-up Squeaky Kitty Toy See? Isn't dat comfy? Every ting is gonna be alright.Red Mr. Peanut Bank I don't know; I can't see this ending well.
Padre Mickey, off camera except for his hand What are my clothes doing out of the suitcase? What the... WHAT THE HECK IS GOING ON HERE?Gallito Mescalito ¡SHRIEK!
Miss Egyptian Hippo of Love I told you this wasn't going to work!
Red Mr. Peanut Bank I'm sorry, Padre Mickey. Gallito Mescalito and I wanted to go along with you to California, and the others came by and expressed an interest, too, and then the whole thing got a bit out of hand.
Padre Mickey, off camera except for his hand This is too much! EVERYBODY OUT OF THE POOL!! THERE IS NO ROOM IN THE INN!!
Mr. Chompy's Chewed-up Squeaky Kitty Toy Sheesh! Wadda grump!
Everybody else We're going. grumble, grumble, grumble, grumble.
Padre Mickey, off camera except for his hand I've got to put something away, but when I return you all better be outta here!
Everybody else We're going. grumble, grumble, grumble, grumble.
Red Mr. Peanut Bank I apologise, Padre Mickey.
LATERRed Mr. Peanut Bank Gallito Mescalito, have the others left?
Gallito Mescalito ¡SHRIEK!
Red Mr. Peanut Bank Well, then. Keep quiet while I close the lid of the maleta. He'll never figure it out until it's too late!
Red Mr. Peanut Bank and Gallito Mescalito, singing California, here we come!
Yes, Padre Mickey is going to California next week to meet the new bishop of El Camino Real, the diocese in which he is canonically resident, and to participate in her ordination. If you are going to be at this event and want to meet with Padre Mickey, write him at mgdbach at gmail dot com and we can make arrangements to get together during his short visit. There is a good chance that next week's episode will be shot and uploaded in California. And look for an appearance by Miss Bebé, the World's Most Beautiful Granchile™ in a future episode.
6 comments:
Yes, but do Mr. Red Peanut Bank and Gallito Mescalito have passports? Wouldn't want them detained as "Enemies of This Great Country of Ours (TM)".
Don't tell Migración, but I'm smuggling them in.
It's only a problem if they try to get a job, right? I mean, if they take the jobs of hard working doggy toys and banks in the U.S. Otherwise they're merely tourists.
I bet there is a driver's license in this trip...
Vaya con Dios (golly franiam, so danged original!) and watch those bastards at Homeland Security. Yo tengo miedo! Los pobrecitos.
The last thing I want to hear is that some nasty border control person is shouting "gibita me" at your suitcase.
Just demonstrating my ability to learn.
If I were in Cali, I'd come meet you. Although I did miss Grandmere when she was here in NYC.
I'm sick (I mean, besides that) to learn I'll be missing Padre Mickey+, +Red Mr. Peanut Bank and +Gallito Mescalito in California!
Yes, it's true, The Very Most Talented (yet slightly obnoxous/meanie) Non-Reverend Valterio-is going on a unextended visito of one weeko to exactly the SAME placeo (probably a couple of houses away in the Emerald City where mi rico/blanca clienta vives) where the Greatest Mickest+ of them ALL is going!
How could this be? Satans work? What will become of me and my hereafter when I miss Padre Mickey's face-to-face spiritual shake-up-rattle-roll by just a couple of days/daze? This was my huge chance to be overviewed AND saved by Padre M.+ and his +attendents (one wonders if +Red Mr. Peanut Bank and +Gallito Mescalito will wear their mitres while hidden under PM robes at the consecration? I'm quite certain there will be NO "laying on" of claws or hoofs...good thing ++Vacables ain't go'n to steal stuff this time).
TRAVEL WELL, don't get bamboozled by any zealots and return home fasto to the Lands of Eternal Springs/Delights!
Ing. Valterio Buckminster-Manchu, S.O.B., Orden del Gooseberry Tart
Geez, Padre! I was so engrossed in this latest Friday blogging that I almost burned something I'm making for our church covered dish today!
Safe travels Padre.
Janis
Be safe and be patient, O Mickmeister, and remember the US air traffic system is all screwed up, so delays are to be expected. But all will be worthwhile for another sighting of Miss Bebé, the World's Most Beautiful Granchile™!
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