Friday Red Mr. Peanut Bank and Gallito Mescalito Blogging

Señor Cantinero ¡Chuletas! La noche es muy lento.


Red Mr. Peanut Bank ¡Buenos noches, Señor Cantinero! ¿Cómo está usted?
Señor Cantinero Muy bién, gracias a Dios. ¿Y usted?
Red Mr. Peanut Bank Muy Bién, gracias. La cantina es muy tranquilo.


Señor Cantinero ¡Ah! Señor Gallito Mescalito; ¡Bienvenidos!
Gallito Mescalito¡Shriek! ¿Shriek?
Señor Cantinero Muy bién, gracias a Dios. ¿A beber?
Gallito Mescalito¡Shriek!
Red Mr. Peanut Bank Quisiera una cerveza, también, gracias.


Red Mr. Peanut Bank Ah, Miss Egyptian Hippo of Love! So good to see you!
Miss Egyptian Hippo of Love So good to see you, too, Red Mr. Peanut Bank.
Señor Cantinero, una cerveza, por favor.
Miss Egyptian Hippo of Love Gallito Mescalito, what's shakin'?
Gallito Mescalito¡Shriek! ¿Shriek?
Miss Egyptian Hippo of Love Not much. It's been nice.



Red Mr. Peanut Bank So, Miss Egyptian Hippo of Love, did you have a nice Thanksgiving?
Miss Egyptian Hippo of Love It was nice. Went back home to the Pyramids of Massive Size. Saw the family. They're not too into turkey there, though. Did you enjoy the time off?
Red Mr. Peanut Bank Yes, I was so relieved that Padre decided to run that Classic episode.



Señor Cantinero ¡Gato Ruidoso de Chompita! ¡Bienvenidos!
Mr. Chompy's Chewed-up Squeaky Kitty Toy Hi dere, Mistah Cantinero! Hey dere, bird. Hey dere, bank. Good evenin' to you, Ms. Egyptian Hippo of Love!
Everybody Hello, Mr. Chompy's Chewed-up Squeaky Kitty Toy! Waddaya drinkin'?
Mr. Chompy's Chewed-up Squeaky Kitty Toy Ron Abuelo en las rocas, por favor. So, 'sup?
Miss Egyptian Hippo of Love We're just catching up. How was your Thanksgiving?
Mr. Chompy's Chewed-up Squeaky Kitty Toy Atchuly, it wasn't dat good.
Gallito Mescalito¿Shriek?
Red Mr. Peanut Bank Yes, what on earth happened?
Mr. Chompy's Chewed-up Squeaky Kitty Toy Well, dat Chompy seems ta have rediscovered me or sumpin'. She's always chewing on me an makin' me squeak. She don' even care about dat cow or gorilla anymore.
Gallito Mescalito¡Shriek!
Miss Egyptian Hippo of Love You're right, Gallito Mescalito. That gorilla is always squeaking and won't even admit it.
Red Mr. Peanut Bank Yes, he does appear to be in denial. He and that bull have lots of issues.



Señor Cantinero ¡Señor Alce Muy Poderoso de Vermont y Penquino! ¡Bienvenidos!
Mighty Moose of Vermont Hello, everybody. How's it going?
El Penquino Buenas a todos.
Everybody, in one voice Hello, Mighty Moose of Vermont and el Penquino! It's good to see you both!
El Penquino Señor Cantinero, más cervezas a todos, por favor.
Señor Cantinero ¡A su orden!
El Penquino So, you guys, I have a question. I read some back episodes over the break, and I noticed that there are some characters who make one or two appearances and never show up again.
Gallito Mescalito¿Shriek?
Mighty Moose of Vermont Yes, like that cute little Angelbelle in last week's classic episode. What ever happened to her?
Red Mr. Peanut Bank Oh, I can fill you in on those folks

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Red Mr. Peanut Bank, off camera The Beautiful Miss Angelbelle has become a lovely piece of art. Here she is ascending into a heaven as depicted by Ms. Janet Levi, un Artíste Panameña.
El Penquino, off camera And the Chinese Goddess of Fertility? What happened to her?


Red Mr. Peanut Bank, off camera Well, she spent some time as a lovely statue in a garden, but she found the black PVC pipe in the background to be distracting.

Red Mr. Peanut Bank, off camera So, she moved on to la Bosque Mística de las Veraneras, where she manifested so much light that her features disappeared!
Gallito Mescalito, off camera ¡Shriek! ¡SHRIIEEEKK!!
Miss Egyptian Hippo of Love, off camera You're right, Gallito Mescalito. VERY impressive! Say, I see Blurry Bear every now and then, but what is he up to when he's not appearing here?



Red Mr. Peanut Bank, off camera Well, he teamed up with a Three-toed Sloth and they got a job guarding books by C.S. Lewis.
Mr. Chompy's Chewed-up Squeaky Kitty Toy, off camera Sheesh! Dat sounds REALLY BORING!!!!
Everybody else, off camera Boy, that's for sure!



Red Mr. Peanut Bank, off camera And, of course, you're all correct. They, too, found it incredibly boring, so now they are hanging out in the Mystical Forest of Flowers. How many different creatures can you find in this photograph?
Miss Egyptian Hippo of Love, off camera I see a mystical, transcendent theme here.
Mr. Chompy's Chewed-up Squeaky Kitty Toy, off camera I sees a buncha guys. Hey, watt evah happened to dat goofy supah hero fella? He was named aftah sum bug or sumptin'? He claimed he was HUUUGE!



Red Mr. Peanut Bank The Tick? He's right here!
The Tick Hi, everybody!
Everybody, in one voice Er, Hi, Tick! Spoon!
The Tick Were you talking about me?
Everybody, in one voice Er, NO!



Mr. Chompy's Chewed-up Squeaky Kitty Toy Oh no! What's dat noise? Sumbudy hep me, right now!
Gallito Mescalito¿Shriek?
Miss Egyptian Hippo of Love Yes, what on earth is wrong? You look terrified!
Mr. Chompy's Chewed-up Squeaky Kitty Toy IT'S DAT DOG! AAAARRRRGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!!



Señorita Chompita Wiggletail Nom nom nom nom. Squeak, kitty! SQUEAK!
Mr. Chompy's Chewed-up Squeaky Kitty Toy SUM' BUDDY HEP ME!!!!!!!!


Everybody, in one voice ¡¡SSSHHHRRRRRIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEKKK!!
Señorita Chompita Wiggletail Nom nom nom nom. Squeak, kitty! SQUEAK!
Mr. Chompy's Chewed-up Squeaky Kitty Toy AAAARRRRGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!!



El Penguino Señor Cantinero, mucho más Ron Abuelos en las rocas, por favor. I think we're gonna need them!
Señor Cantinero ¡Miércoles!