Wednesday, November 19, 2008

Crazy People

So, I was talking with the Lovely Mona about this article I read at Pandragon today, and, as Native Californians (as are Leonardo Ricardo, It's Margaret, Matty Boy, Paul of the Byzigenous Buddhapalian, Tara Mobley, and other Kool Kids here), we were wondering how much of the fires in Southern California have to do with the climate of Southern California and nothing to do with the sexual orientation of the folks Down South, since, so many of the spittle-flecked, tounge-speaking drape-swingers and aisle rollers, not to mention funny-underwear-wearing denizens of the State live in the souther regions, while so many of the Fabulous Persons live in the Bay Area, why is the God of Wrath and Fire so busy burning down Southern California? Since the crazy man in that article thinks it has to do with people protesting the passage of the Evil Proposition 8, we (the Lovely Mona and Padre Mickey) are pretty sure that the God of Vengeance and Destruction is angry that Proposition 8 passed,, and I dare you to prove us wrong (sorry 'bout the Brothers of the Holy Cross getting caught in the middle of it all). Maybe James Hartline is the one who is wrong. In fact, I'm sure of it!!!

10 comments:

Tengrain said...

Padre - it looks like we had the same thought!

Regards,

Tengrain

Leonardo Ricardo said...

Of course the two of you know inside stuff...me too, it´s a clear case of stuffknowing...and I´m proud to tell you that I, quite confidently, live, almost directly, under a live volcano and remain authorized by God to say mean/horrid things about Akinola, Orombi and the dreaded sneak, Bridget Vacables of Argentina.

Clearly, God votes yes!

Leonardo Ricardo said...

God votes YES, on me voting NO!

Anonymous said...

I like this idea. But its so rough on the innocent animals and people who are caught up in it.

IT

David |Dah • veed| said...

Padre is this your bishop dancing in this video?

The folks over at Titus 1:9 do much like the video or your bishop dancing.

JCF said...

Me, too. Soy de Alta California (Y'know: "where all the Fruits&Nuts come from" *g*)

Cany said...

Now you just wait one dog-gone minute!

There are many of us down here that are on the right side. And some of us are on the left side of the San Andreas Plate, as well, moving north daily... if slowly.

And furthermore...

Mary Sue said...

No. The problem is idiot kids who don't know how to do a proper bonfire, and counties who thought it would be neat to collect property taxes and authorized housing developments in areas containing fire climax ecology.

Northern California has so far just gotten lucky (although Oakland Hills Fire, anyone?)

(s) Mary Sue, 5th generation Californian exiled to the damp, with four generations of wildfire fighters in her lineage.

Padre Mickey said...

Well, of course you are correct, Mary Sue, as usual, but it's still MUCH MORE FUN to blame it all on a God of wrath and fire.

Padre Mickey said...

Yes, David, that was Bishop Murray with Bishop Andrade, the Primado of the Church in Brasil.

Of course our Most Christian Brothers and Sisters at Titus 1:9 didn't like the dancing; they can't dance. Plus, these were Bishops of the Global Center, not the Global South, so anything they do is evil and wrong. Get wit da program, David!

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