Saturday, November 15, 2008

Friday SATURDAY NIGHT Red Mr. Peanut Bank and Gallito Mescalito Blogging


Red Mr. Peanut Bank Good evening, everyone! We apologise for last night's failure, and we're going to make it up to you.
Gallito Mescalito ¡Shriek! ¿Shriek?
Red Mr. Peanut Bank Yes, Gallito Mescalito, it IS "Date Night." How do we know that anyone will even see this post tonight? Because the majority of the folks here will be going to church tomorrow, so they don't stay up that late. Others are still writing their sermons, and others have been asked to fill-in for a LEM who has something to do tomorrow, so they're staying home tonight, too.



Gallito Mescalito ¡¡Shrrriiieeeek!!




Red Mr. Peanut Bank Well, then, LET'S START THE SHOW!!



Another Saturday night and I ain't got nobody
I've got some money 'cause I just got paid
Now, how I wish I had someone to talk to
I'm in an awful way





I got in town a month ago
I seen a lot of girls since then
If I could meet 'em I could get 'em
But as yet I haven't met 'em
That's how I'm in the state I'm in



Another Saturday night and I ain't got nobody
I've got some money 'cause I just got paid
Now, how I wish I had someone to talk to
I'm in an awful way


Another fella told me
He had a sister who looked just fine
Instead of bein' my deliv'rance
She had a strange resemblance
To a cat named Frankenstein


Another Saturday night and I ain't got nobody
I've got some money 'cause I just got paid
Now, how I wish I had someone to talk to
I'm in an awful way



It's hard on a fella
When he don't know his way around
If I don't find me a honey
To help me spend my money
I'm gonna have to blow this town



Another Saturday night and I ain't got nobody
I've got some money 'cause I just got paid
Now, how I wish I had someone to talk to
I'm in an awful way


Red Mr. Peanut Bank Well, boys, that certainly had its sexist lyrical moments, didn't it?
Gallito Mescalito ¡Shriek!
Red Mr. Peanut Bank It seems that the crocagator is feeling feisty!


It's getting late have you seen my mates
Ma tell me when the boys get here
It's seven o'clock and I want to rock
Want to get a belly full of beer

My old man's drunker than a barrel full of monkeys
And my old lady she don't care
My sister looks cute in her braces and boots
A handful of grease in her hair




Don't give us none of your aggravation
We had it with your discipline
Saturday night's alright for fighting
Get a little action in

Get about as oiled as a diesel train
Gonna set this dance alight
`Cause Saturday night's the night I like
Saturday night's alright alright alright


Well they're packed pretty tight in here tonight
I'm looking for a dolly who'll see me right
I may use a little muscle to get what I need
I may sink a little drink and shout out "She's with me!"

A couple of the sound that I really like
Are the sounds of a switchblade and a motorbike
I'm a juvenile product of the working class
Whose best friend floats in the bottom of a glass


Don't give us none of your aggravation
We had it with your discipline
Saturday night's alright for fighting
Get a little action in

Get about as oiled as a diesel train
Gonna set this dance alight
`Cause Saturday night's the night I like
Saturday night's alright alright alright


Red Mr. Peanut Bank Miss Egyptian Hippo of Love is going to sing about her memories of a Drive-in Saturday!
Gallito Mescalito ¡¡Shrieky-shriek!!


Let me put my arms around your head dom du aaah
Gee, it's hot, let's go to bed
Don't forget to turn on the light
Don't laugh babe, it'll be alright dom du aaah
Pour me out another phone dom du aaah
I'll ring and see if your friends are home
Perhaps the strange ones in the dome
Can lend us a book we can read up alone

And try to get it on like once before
When people stared in Jagger's eyes and scored
Like the video films we saw


His name was always Buddy got got du aaah aah aah
And he'd shrug and ask to stay
She'd sigh like Twig the Wonder Kid got got du aaah
And turn her face away

She's uncertain if she likes him got got du aaah aah aah
But she knows she really loves him
It's a crash course for the ravers got got du aaah
It's a Drive-in Saturday
It's a Drive-in Saturday
It's a Drive-in Saturday


Gallito Mescalito ¡¡Shrrriiieeeek!!
Red Mr. Peanut Bank As always, simply wonderful! And what lovely memories, to boot!

And now, the saturDAY CITY ROLLERS!!!!!


S A T U R D A Y night!
S A T U R D A Y night!
S A T U R D A Y night!
S A T U R D A Y night!


Gonna keep on dancin' to the
rock and roll
a Saturday night, Saturday night
Dancin' to the rhythm in our
heart and soul
a Saturday Night, Saturday night
IIII I just can't wait,
III I got a date


At the good ole rock and roll road
show, I gotta go
Saturday Night,
Saturday Night
Gonna rock it up, roll it up
Do it all, have a ball,
Saturday Night,
Saturday Night
It's just a Saturday Night
It's just a Saturday Night
It's just a Saturday Night


S A T U R D A Y night!
S A T U R D A Y night!
S A T U R D A Y night!
S A T U R D A Y night!


Now it's time to say good night
Good night Sleep tight
Now the sun turns out his light
Good night Sleep tight


Dream sweet dreams for me
Dream sweet dreams for you.


Close your eyes and I'll close mine
Good night Sleep tight
Now the moon begins to shine
Good night Sleep tight


Dream sweet dreams for me
Dream sweet dreams for you.


Close your eyes and I'll close mine
Good night Sleep tight
Now the sun turns out his light
Good night Sleep tight
Dream sweet dreams for me
Dream sweet dreams for you.


Good night Good night Everybody
Everybody everywhere
Good night.


¡¡¡SSHHRRRIIIIIIIEEEEEEEKK!!!

8 comments:

Matty Boy said...

The Squeaky Gorilla could have done his rendition of Satday Night in the City of the Dead, but making out the lyrics is definitely a lot of effort for someone who has to write a sermon.

The word verification is velsesse, which sounds like a fancy night cap drink one might enjoy with that special someone at the end of a Saturday night.

PseudoPiskie said...

The first song is all too familiar as I sing it often. The others I've never heard before.

Kirkepiscatoid said...

Hmmm...the Crocagator likes Sir Elton, especially from his falsetto-voiced era? That's the first thing I've learned to let myself like him over. Perhaps the ice is breaking...

Padre Mickey said...

Well, Psuedopiskie, the last song is a Beatles song, the last song from the "White Albumn." Miss Egyptian Hippo of Love is singing a song from David Bowie's albumn "Alladin Sane." And the song about S A T U R D A Y N I G H T is a Bay Cities Roller song. YouTube is your friend in this case.

I tried not to be too obscure.

Kirkepiscatoid said...

Hey, I knew them all...but you have to remember my late grandfather ran a route of jukeboxes for 30 years!

PseudoPiskie said...

YouTube only helps if you have some clue about the performer and/or the title. LOL

Thanks, Mona. The next post helps immensely.

Grandmère Mimi said...

Excellent, Padre. You made up for your laziness last week.

My word verification is "amelatio". It sounds naughty. They're letting the vowels in, which makes them a whole lot more interesting.

susan s. said...

Love the keyboard! And the fingerpuppet Jesus.



Maphroar is my verification word. I think the ph is pronouced together.

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