I am the Good Election Fairy, and I'm here to grant your wish for a new President!
HE WON, RIGHT? AREN'T YA GLAD I GRANTINATED YOUR WISH?
What's that, Abuelo? Now you want George Bush and Dick Cheney to resign and for the inaguration to to happen on November 25th, 2008? Sorry, Granpa, no can do; only one wish per customer!