Thursday, June 21, 2007
A Word From The Management
The Management has been forced to put all comments on moderation. For this we are truly sorry. A Certain Person from White Plains, New York, has decided that God has called him to fill our comments with boring essays. For this we are truly sorry. It appears that the Prophet of White Plains believes that putting mitres on toys and posing them for photos and then posting said photos on the internet serves as advocacy of the Gay Agenda (those of you unfamiliar with the Gay Agenda may read about it here). We have no idea how the person came to this conclusion, and for that we are truly sorry. The Prophet of White Plains as also decided that Padre Mickey's Dance Party supports promiscuous, un-protected gay sex (apparently promiscuous, un-protected heterosexual sex is alright with the prophet). As far as the Management can tell, we have yet to promote sex of any kind and it hasn't really been a topic of discussion here. We do apologise for that time when we thought that STD stood for Super Talented Dancers rather than Sexually Transmitted Diseases, and for that we are extremely sorry and, frankly, quite embarrassed. It's a shame that we must put up a post like this, and, for that, we are very, very, sorry. We are not sorry, however, for supporting and loving our gay brothers and sisters. We will not apologise for being the persons God calls us to be. The Prophet of White Plains seems to believe that Christ calls us to warn against gay sex rather than spread the Good News of forgiveness of sins and the coming of the Reign of God, and for his confusion, we are truly sorry.
We also apologise to anyone who found this site while googling "Filthy Dog Toys Dressed Like Bishops."
For that, we are truly sorry.
However, I still refuse to apologise for voting for perennial Communist Party candidate Gus Hall in the 1976 presidential election. I was testing to see if my vote was really secret. And for that, I am not sorry at all.
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