Classic! Friday Red Mr. Peanut Bank and Gallito Mescalito Blogging

We STILL don't have telephone access, and the internet access is random and sporadic (yes, Cable & Wireless Panamá gives us a 2 for 1 deal on the internet problems!) so I'm posting this episode from a year ago. I was in California for the ordination of the new Bishop of El Camino Real and staying at Stephenie's house, trying to use her left-handed P.C. I gotsta quit writing before the connection disappears again. I'm hoping for a new episode next week.



Tonight’s episode appears with the kind cooperation of Ms. Stephenie, member of our extended family. However, I am not familiar with her computer, and do not know how to switch to a Spanish Language Keyboard, so there will be no Spanish punctuation in this evening’s episode. The management of Padre Mickey’s Dance Party apologise for the inconvenience, especially to Mr. D.A.A. of Mexico. Also, we apologise for the html code appearing in some places; I gots no idea how to use non-macintosh 'puters. FIXED THIS TIME!


Red Mr. Peanut Bank Well, Gallito Mescalito, our plan to hide in Padre’s maleta worked! Here we are in San Jose, California! We lived her for many years before that move to Panama, but this certainly isn’t our old house!
Gallito Mescalito Shriek!!
Red Mr. Peanut Bank I agree. We’ll get out of this maleta and look around.


Red Mr. Peanut Bank Hello, boys!
Cartman What the h***? Who the ***k are you, you big stupid red thing?
Kyle Shut up, Cartman! He’s a peanut!
Gallito Mescalito Shriek!!
Kenny Mmmmpha ummph mumpha
Kyle You’re right, Kenny; the bird is kinda scary!
Red Mr. Peanut Bank You certainly are a rude bunch of young men! Come, Gallito Mescalito, let’s leave them be!
Cartman Yeah! Get lost, you *#@$ weirdo #*@% toys! We don’t want you around here anyway!
Gallito MescalitoSHRRRIIIIEEEEKKKK!!
Kyle Look out! They’re gonna kill Kenny, the bastards!
Red Mr. Peanut Bank Sigh


LATER THAT DAY
Red Mr. Peanut Bank Hello, who are you?
Gallo de Amor I am the Gallo de Amor, the prettiest rooster you’ll ever see! And who are you two?
Red Mr. Peanut Bank I’m Red Mr. Peanut Bank and this is Gallito Mescalito. We’ve come all the way from Panama!
Gallo de Amor Panama! Are there pretty roosters like me there?
Red Mr. Peanut Bank Well, I think Gallito Mescalito is VERY pretty!
Gallo de Amor He’s not as pretty as me! I’m the prettiest rooster you’ll ever see! But he does remind me of someone.


Gallo de Amor Yes. You look very familiar, but not as pretty as I.
Gallito Mescalito Shriek?
Gallo de Amor Yes. Not pretty enough. I think I will go get this guy.


Gallo de Amor I’m off to get him. You wait here!
Gallito Mescalito Shriek?
Red Mr. Peanut Bank Oh, don’t you worry. You are the prettiest and smartest Gallito in all of Panama, and you’ll give them all a run for their money here, too!


Gallito Mescalito SHHRRRIIIIEEEEKKK!!!
Mescaline Rooster AAAAAARRRRRRGGGGHHHH!!!!!
Gallito Mescalito Shriek? Shriek!
Mescaline Rooster Argh? Argh!
Gallito Mescalito Shriek!
Mescaline Rooster Argh!


Red Mr. Peanut Bank Will you look at that! They’re twins!
Gallo de Amor His name is Mescaline Rooster. All he ever says is “argh!”
Red Mr. Peanut Bank Well, all Gallito Mescalito says is “Shriek,” but it’s the WAY he says it that counts!
Gallito Mescalito Shriek!
Mescaline Rooster Argh!
Gallo de Amor What are they saying?
Red Mr. Peanut Bank I have no idea what Mescaline Rooster said, but Gallito Mescalito said that they are cousins. Identical cousins!


music plays (and I think that Estadounidense of a Certain Age will know the tune:

Gallito has been most every where,
From Panama, to St. James’ Square


But Mescaline’s only seen the sights
A bird can see from SJ heights,
What a crazy pair!


But they’re cousins,
Identical cousins, and you’ll find,
They walk alike, they shriek alike
At times they even argh alike,
You will lose your mind,
When cousins, are birds of a kind!


Yella Teefs Hey, what’s wif all da noiz?
Gallito MescalitoSHRIEK!
Mescaline RoosterARGH!
Gallo de Amor Oh my!
Red Mr. Peanut Bank Heavens! Look at those teeth!!
Gallo de Amor Not pretty! Not pretty at all!!


Yella Teefs Waddaya mean? I’m the prettiest rooster with the prettiest teefs you’ll evah see!
Red Mr. Peanut Bank, off camera What a terrible ending!