Friday, July 25, 2008

Friday Red Mr. Peanut Bank and Gallito Mescalito Blogging

Yay! The guy from Cable and Wireless came and replaced all the phone cable yesterday so now we have internet access at home! And now, tonight's special Lambeth Edition of Friday Red Mr. Peanut Bank and Gallito Mescalito Blogging:



Tune: "Anything You Can Do" from Annie Get Your Gun



GAFCON Bishops
Anything we do,
Is holier than what you do.
We can do everything
Holier than you.



Lambeth Bishops No, you can't.
GAFCON Bishops Yes,we can.
Lambeth Bishops No, you can't.
GAFCON Bishops Yes, we can.
Lambeth Bishops No, you can't.
GAFCON Bishops Yes, we can, Yes, we can!



Lambeth Bishops Everything we do
Is actually Anglican.
Everything you do,
Is Donatist bull.



GAFCON Bishops No, it's not.
Lambeth Bishops Yes, it is.
GAFCON Bishops No, it's not.
Lambeth Bishops Yes, it is.
GAFCON Bishops No, its NOT!
Lambeth Bishops Yes,it is. Yes, it is!



Lambeth BishopsOver 800 bishops
Meeting with few mishaps.
From Fiji, Japan, and Panamá
All do Bible study and Indaba
We march to support MDGs.



GAFCON Bishops (spoken) Will that work?
Lambeth Bishops (spoken) Er, possibly.
GAFCON Bishops (spoken) You make us smirk!



GAFCON Bishops Any prayer we say
We know God will answer.
We know that God won't
Even listen to you.



Lambeth Bishops Is that so?
GAFCON Bishops It is so!
Lambeth Bishops No, it's not!
GAFCON Bishops It is so!
Lambeth Bishops No, it's not!
GAFCON Bishops It is so!
Lambeth Bishops No, it's not!
GAFCON Bishops It is so!
Lambeth Bishops No, it's not!
GAFCON Bishops It is so! It is so!




Lambeth Bishops All of our liturgies
Are full of tradition
Unlike all that aisle rolling
And hand waving you lot do.



GAFCON Bishops That's not true.
Lambeth Bishops It IS true.
GAFCON Bishops No it's not!
Lambeth Bishops It IS true
GAFCON Bishops No it's not!
Lambeth Bishops It IS true
GAFCON Bishops No it's NOT!
Lambeth Bishops It IS true
GAFCON Bishops NO IT'S NOT!
Lambeth Bishops It is true, Yes it's true!!




GAFCON Bishops Everything we believe
Comes from the Bible!
You guys believe
What the Pagans all do!



Lambeth Bishops No we don't!
GAFCON Bishops Yes you do!
Lambeth Bishops No we don't!
GAFCON Bishops Yes you do!
Lambeth Bishops No we don't!
GAFCON Bishops Yes you do!
Lambeth Bishops No we don't!
GAFCON Bishops Yes you do!
Lambeth Bishops No we don't!
GAFCON Bishops Yes you do! Yes you do!!



GAFCON Bishops
We don't need the ABC
To appear all Englishy
The 1662 BCP
Is the true book, can't you see?
We can grab any diocese we want!




Lambeth Bishops (spoken) Without bein' caught?
GAFCON Bishops (spoken) Sure.
Lambeth Bishops (spoken) That's what we thought--you crooks!



Lambeth Bishops We are the true
World Wide Anglican Communion!
GAFCON Bishops Believe what you want!
We'll be replacing you.
Lambeth Bishops No you won't!
GAFCON Bishops Yes, we will!
Lambeth Bishops No you won't!
GAFCON Bishops Yes, we will!
Lambeth Bishops No you won't!
GAFCON Bishops Yes, we will!
Lambeth Bishops No you won't! No you won't!
Everybody (shouted) THIS AIN'T OVER YET!!!



The Right Reverend Gallito Mescalito ¡¡SSHHRRRIIIEEEKK!!

12 comments:

Robert said...

what a great post Padre! I hope you don't mind that I stole it for my blog (with appropriate credit to you of course)!

Padre Mickey said...

Wow, Roberto, that's a first. No one has ever moved the entire post to their blog before.
Kewl, dude.

Jane R said...

Brilliant.

Leonardo Ricardo said...

I followed it all without missing a beat...I think I'm still functioning at full Lambeth throttle afterall...I'm working on a song about the primate of Sudan...but "I don't think I can" (yes, I can)!

Matty Boy said...

OMG! There's even schism in the Teletubbies!

This is much, MUCH worse than I thought.

Kirkepiscatoid said...

I think the GAFCON bishop hats are a little overly colorful in that number!!!! Nevertheless, Bravo!!!!!

susan s. said...

Oh, Gallito Mescalito! I feel your pain!

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Cany said...

I just love these, and this one is brilliant.

And, BTW, I love the pointy hats just fine:)

:snort:

James said...

Now that's funny, Padre. You should be writing for Broadway!

Aghaveagh said...

I think this is just about my favorite FRMPBaGMB!

I am glad you are re-connected.

And what a cooll stat counter you have. I'm gonna check to see the big spikes on Friday evenings for all the eager FrumpBagMobbers.

Anonymous said...

Padre, Mom says she likes it, but that you missed une more "yes i can" in the answers... :)
Guillermo J.

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