Thursday, July 03, 2008

The Smears

Barack Obama won't say the Pledge of Allegiance & won't put his hand over his heart!

Barack Obama is secretly a Muslim!!

Barack Obama's books contain racially incendiary remarks!!!

Barack Obama can't produce his birth certificate!!

Michelle Obama says "Whitey" on a tape!!

Ha ha ha ha. That's pretty funny! Is that the best ya got?

I gots no problem with that first accusation, 'cuz I won't say the Pledge or put my hand over my heart, either. I'm a Christian and against idol worship.
We all know he's not a Muslim, and I've read his first book and didn't find any racially incendiary remarks. I mean, REALLY! Have you read either of his books? Not too exciting, and none of THAT stuff. As far as the birth certificate is concerned, who the f*** cares? And the accusation against Michelle, doesn't everyone say that? I know I do; just ask the Lovely Mona! Geez, next thing you know people will get in trouble for speakin' out against The Man!


FranIAm said...

No pledge! No flag pin! No vote!

I kid.

My name is Fran Hussein Iam and I approve of this comment.

Judith said...

Yes yes yes! I LOVE the dog picture, too!

Jane R said...

Cute puppeh!

Nice post, too.

Leo said...

Lets not let factual inaccuracy get in the way of a good smear campaign.

Grendel said...

Barack Obama eats generic Dog Food!

He doesn't like Gravy!

He uses a litter box!

He sticks beans up his nose!

He is not a Dog Acceptor!

What do you think? Huh? Can I write for the Bad People?

The silly likkle lettahs say, "zxarfle". That's funny.

Anonymous said...

If you don't want Mr Obama, can we have him to be our British Prime Minister?

susan s. said...

But a lot of us _do_ want him, so No, Father Heron, you can't!

Love the dog!


johnieb said...

It's not so much that I want him, especially lately, as I cannot stand the other Guy/ party, their methods, their policies, and their vile history.



Paul said...

After lunch with my friend Bill today I saw a large day-glow-light-orange sticker on a car that had just emptied itself of a couple of old whiteys. It read: "Barack Huseein Obama? No way Jose!"

My comment was not safe for church blogging.

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