Friday, May 25, 2007

Tonight, on a Very Special Friday Red Mr. Peanut Bank and Gallito Mescalito Blogging...

Featuring: Bunrab! The Filthiest Toy In the House!!


1. Bunrab, the Filthiest Toy in the House: Ya know, I think I'll throw a party. It would be fun to have all the Dance Party Toys over for drinks and games and finger-foods!



2. Mr. Chompy's Chewed-up Kitty Toy: I heah ya tinkin' of havin' a pahty
Bunrab, the Filthiest Toy in the House: Yes! I hope you'll be coming!
Mr. Chompy's Chewed-up Kitty Toy: You gonna 'vite dat Tiny-winky fella?
Bunrab, the Filthiest Toy in the House: Of course! He lives here in the barriada.
Mr. Chompy's Chewed-up Kitty Toy: Hmmmm. See ya later.



3. Red Mr. Peanut Bank: Hello, Bunrab!
Gallito Mescalito: ¡Shriek!
Bunrab, the Filthiest Toy in the House: Hello Boys! How are things?
Gallito Mescalito: ¡Shriek! ¡Shriek!
Red Mr. Peanut Bank: Quite good, actually. And how are things with you?
Bunrab, the Filthiest Toy in the House: Muy bién, gracias a Dios. Say, I'm thinking of having a party. If I send you two invitations, will you attend?
Gallito Mescalito: ¿Shriek? ¡Shriek! ¡Shriek!
Red Mr. Peanut Bank: Well of course! We wouldn't miss it for the world.
Bunrab, the Filthiest Toy in the House: Mr. Chompy's Chewed-up Kitty Toy was asking whether Tinky-winky was going to be invited. Why would he care?
Gallito Mescalito: ¡Shriiieeekk!
Red Mr. Peanut Bank: Don't worry about him. He's just a big grump. We've got to go.
Bunrab, the Filthiest Toy in the House: Okay boys; see ya around!



4. Egyptian Hippo of Love: Hey Bunrab!
Bunrab, the Filthiest Toy in the House: Ooo! Hi, Miss Egyptian Hippo of Love! How are you?
Egyptian Hippo of Love: I'm fine, but I gotta tell you something. It's about that party you're planning. Mr. Chompy's Chewed-up Kitty Toy says he's not coming if you invite Tinky-winky.
Bunrab, the Filthiest Toy in the House: Why would he say such a thing?
Egyptian Hippo of Love: He says that Tinky-winky's manner of life is a scandal and destroying the moral fiber of this barriada.
Bunrab, the Filthiest Toy in the House: His manner of life?
Egyptian Hippo of Love: You know, he wears purple, has a triangle on the top of his head, and has that obsession with that stupid red purse.
Bunrab, the Filthiest Toy in the House: I don't see how that is a threat to the moral fiber of the barriada.
Egyptian Hippo of Love: I'm just tellin' ya what people are saying. You may want to reconsider your invitation list.



5. Gallito Mescalito: Shriek, shriek shriek shriek. ¡¡Shriieeeeeekk!
Bunrab, the Filthiest Toy in the House: What? What are you trying to say? Timmy's fallen down the well and we need to get help?
Gallito Mescalito: SHRIEK, SHRIEK SHRIEK SHRIEK. ¡¡SHRIIEEEEEEKK!!
Bunrab, the Filthiest Toy in the House: I'm sorry, but I can't understand a word you're shrieking.
Gallito Mescalito: ¡SSHHRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKK!


6. Red Mr. Peanut Bank: Hello, Bunrab! You've certainly upset Gallito Mescalito!
Bunrab, the Filthiest Toy in the House: I'm sorry, but I have some trouble understanding that guy.
Red Mr. Peanut Bank: Most folks do. He was upset because people have been spreading nasty rumours about Tinky-winky. He said that if you are going to exclude anyone, it should be that Diablito Sucio. You know how he chases everyone in the barriada with his clackity-clackity. Plus he threatens to drag everyone to hell who disagrees with him on anything. He is a bit of a pain!
Bunrab, the Filthiest Toy in the House: Sheesh, I just want to have a nice party! sigh.
Red Mr. Peanut Bank: Well, it's your party. You invite who you want to, but just remember that Diablito Sucio tends to put folks off.



7. Bunrab, the Filthiest Toy in the House: Sheesh, what should I do? Tiny-winky gives some folks the heebie-jeebies, and Diablito Sucio has alienated half the barriada with his clacky-clacking and threats.


8. Angelbell, the Sweetest (and Least-clothed) Person in the Barriada: Maybe you should invite everyone and let the chips fall where they may! But then again, you do want a nice party without controversy!



9. The Apocalyptic Angel from Guatemala announces that the invitations have been sent out!


10. Bunrab, the Filthiest Toy in the House: Hello everybody! I want everyone to come to my party, where we will have fun and not vote on anything! But since I want to have a wonderful party, I have decided not to invite Mr. Tinky-winky or Mr. Diablito Sucio since they are such sources of discord, although I personally like both of them.



11. Some Folks: If Diablito Sucio isn't invited, we aren't coming either! It's a slap in the face to the moral inhabitants of the barriada.


12. Other Folks: If Tinky-winky isn't invited, we aren't coming either. It's a slap in the face to the right-thinking inhabitants of the barriada!


13. The Tick Great party!! Where is everyone?
Bunrab, the Filthiest Toy in the House: Sigh.

12 comments:

Jane R said...

Superb.

Dennis said...

your trumpet playing Angel Moroni inspired me to go find this frightening version of Blow Gabriel Blow sung by Patti LuPone. It is truly one of the most disturbing things out there. It was from a show she did at the White House in 1990 for George and Barbara.

Maybe it would be perfect music for the Bunrab party.

Enjoy!

Grandmère Mimi said...

You surpass yourself each time you put on a new drama, El Padre.

And the set is absolutely gorgeous.

David Charles Walker said...

Wadda ya mean "right-thinking inhabitants" ?? Tinky and we (those of us in his purse) are miffed. Totally miffed!

Anonymous said...

Well, all I can say is that if david charles walker is miffed, I'm miffed and dcw won't come if everyone isn't invited and I won't come if dcw won't come (unless you send me a pretty please extra invitation with chocolate syrup on it)...I'll sell out for a roast beef sandwhich and a chocolate sundae too...I'm easy and so are the rest of the +shriekers...they just need a little extra "encouragement" and I'm not mean'n more payola from the IRD!

I won't sell myself short (I'm already short and can't afford the shrinkage)!

Marvelous show!

Mil gracias!

Leonardo Ricardo

David Charles Walker said...

Dennis: Patti's rendition of Blow Gabriel Blow would be ABSOLUTELY PERFECT for the bunrab party.


Oh, sweet don Leonardo, I am soooo crestfallen. Here I thought we had somethin' goin', but now... I find out you'd... sell...me... out... for... (choke) chocolate.

Anonymous said...

OMG...I didn't mean it! Naturally I didn't think you'd come back here and read the silly (misleading/false) stuff I wrote about going to the fiesta at Bunrabs...really dcw, I thought you *knew* me better than that...I never would go against anything you said or desired...I'm a trueblue codependent follower (some would even call me a kiss a--) to the maximum...I swear, scouts honor!

Just tell me what's what and I'll fall directly into partyline (remember those? remember "listening in")...I'll tell you the truth, I can be trusted...cross my heartless heart and don't hope to die!

Click.

Devotedly,

don Leonardo Ricardo de Pannochio- Bouverie

Mary Clara said...

Best episode yet. I can't quite put my finger on it, but it seems to remind me of some other story I've been reading about lately.

Um, this is kind of embarrassing, but I am puzzling over an anatomical issue. Are we, um, looking at Bunrab's backside in these scenes? And if so, will we ever get to see Bunrab's face? Is this revelation being saved for a future episode?

Anonymous said...

Fore heaven sake...it's the fore of Bunrab not the atras...next thing you know you'll be report'n him to Akinola and Orombi for a scorn'n fit/intervention and "outcasting!"

Leonardo Ricardo

Juanuchis said...

Greetings from the denizens at Juanuchis' Way!

susan s. said...

Oh, Padre Mickey, thank you for helping me to understand exactly what's going on. At last, an explanation that hit's the nail on the head!

Cany said...

Just wondering... did Tinki-winki hold a party of his own, instead or, ultimately, was he invited in?

Curious minds...

Loved it!

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