Thursday, November 05, 2009

Them's the rules!


Rule No.1 alone excludes most of us.

9 comments:

susan s. said...

Also #3. Whatever you do, don't bring in your banger!

susan s. said...

Also no baleful biology! I have a friend who translates badly written translations into understandable English. He's quite good at it. Perhaps they could use him at the tower.

Grandmère Mimi said...

Count me out for sure.

MadPriest is banging on about the bangers today.

Paul (A.) said...

So the sword is not OK, but chainsaws are allowed provided they're not electric?

How would the security people know whether I am carrying germs? Don't they know that we all carry bacteria inside and outside our bodies and couldn't live without them? And if I tell them that I am putting the baleful ones down, would they believe that I am no longer carrying them?

Finally, is contraband permitted provided it is not in liquid form?

All in all, I think I'd rather go to the naughty palace.

Leonardo Ricardo said...

Yes, please try to ¨do your best¨ to provide security for us...I had that at the top of me list for decades and I´m still doing a half-assed job...(the naughty place is hysterically funny)

Tara Mobley said...

I thought a banger was a kind of sausage. Are they saying I can't eat sausages in the tower?

MadPriest said...

It's the image of a psychotic walking up to the notice, reading it and then turning around and going home all disappointed, that makes me smile.

Padre Mickey said...

From what I can tell, no one is entering the freakin' tower!

Paul (A.) said...

And perhaps, Padre, that is the intention.

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