Padre Mickey's Dance Party: Them's the rules!

Thursday, November 05, 2009

Them's the rules!

Rule No.1 alone excludes most of us.

9 comments:

susan s. said...: Also #3. Whatever you do, don't bring in your banger!; 12:33 PM
susan s. said...: Also no baleful biology! I have a friend who translates badly written translations into understandable English. He's quite good at it. Perhaps they could use him at the tower.; 12:36 PM
June Butler said...: Count me out for sure.

MadPriest is banging on about the bangers today.; 1:10 PM
Paul (A.) said...: So the sword is not OK, but chainsaws are allowed provided they're not electric?

How would the security people know whether I am carrying germs? Don't they know that we all carry bacteria inside and outside our bodies and couldn't live without them? And if I tell them that I am putting the baleful ones down, would they believe that I am no longer carrying them?

Finally, is contraband permitted provided it is not in liquid form?

All in all, I think I'd rather go to the naughty palace.; 1:15 PM
Leonard said...: Yes, please try to ¨do your best¨ to provide security for us...I had that at the top of me list for decades and I´m still doing a half-assed job...(the naughty place is hysterically funny); 1:20 PM
Tara Mobley said...: I thought a banger was a kind of sausage. Are they saying I can't eat sausages in the tower?; 8:35 PM
MadPriest said...: It's the image of a psychotic walking up to the notice, reading it and then turning around and going home all disappointed, that makes me smile.; 5:19 AM
Padre Mickey said...: From what I can tell, no one is entering the freakin' tower!; 6:28 PM
Paul (A.) said...: And perhaps, Padre, that is the intention.; 5:04 AM