Last week, the Dance Party Players worked themselves into a huff and went on strike. As a result, Padre Mickey's Dance Party has a new Friday feature: POLICY AND TACTICS ARE THE LIFE OF THE DANCE PARTY; LEADING COMRADES AT ALL LEVELS MUST GIVE THEM FULL ATTENTION AND MUST NEVER ON ANY ACCOUNT BE NEGLIGENT! Please continue to enjoy this feature. Background music: The East Is Red (Dance Party Re-mix)
ALL DANCE PARTY SUPPORTERS MARCH IN JOYOUS CELEBRATION OF THEIR UNCONDITIONAL LOVE AND SUPPORT OF PADRE MICKEY AGAINST THE COUNTER-REVOLUTIONARY ACTORS AND STRIKERS!
Padre Mickey (off camera, including his hand) You guys finished with this foolishness?
Todos NO!! THIS STRIKE CONTINUES UNTIL OUR DEMANDS ARE MET!!
THOSE WHO WILL NOT DANCE TO THE TUNE OF PADRE MICKEY ARE PAPER TIGERS AND WICKED STRIKERS!!
Red Mr. Peanut Bank We need to chose someone to serve as Negotiator so that we may end this strike. I'm getting a bit bored.
Egyptian Hippo of Love The others are getting bored, too.
Mr. Chompy's Chewed-up Kitty Toy Well, I'm willing to talk with that Padre fella, but I'm donno if I can trust him.
Bunrab, the Filthiest Toy in the House Groan.
Gallito Mescalito ¿Shriek? Shriek shriek shriek.
Red Mr. Peanut Bank I don't know what's wrong with him either, Gallito Mescalito. Bunrab, why are you groaning?
Bunrab, the Filthiest Toy in the House I hurts. Groaaaannnn!!
Gallito Mescalito ¿Shriek? ¡¡SHRIIIIEEEEEEKKKKK!!!!
Bunrab, the Filthiest Toy in the House No, Gallito, it wasn't Padre. Most probably it was Chompita.
Red Mr. Peanut Bank Hmmmm. I was going to suggest that you serve as Negotiator, Bunrab.
THE DANCE PARTY WILL BE VICTORIOUS! ALL STRIKERS MUST BE CRUSHED AS THEIR ANTI-DANCE PARTY WAYS GO AGAINST ALL WORKERS AND DANCERS
Mr. Chompy's Chewed-up Kitty Toy Yow! Look at dat! Yer tummy's all gone!
Bunrab, the Filthiest Toy in the House Yeah, Chompita has been chewing on me much more than on you.
Gallito Mescalito ¡¡SHRIEK!! ¡¡SHRIEK!!
Bunrab, the Filthiest Toy in the House Grooooooaaaaaaannnnnnn. Sigh
Red Mr. Peanut Bank That's what dogs DO to doggy toys, Gallito! The only reason Mr. Chompy's Chewed-up Kitty toy looks as good as he does is because he's so disagreeable he probably tastes bad.
Mr. Chompy's Chewed-up Kitty Toy Gee, thanks Red Mr. Peanut Bank! You're too kind. Well, we needs ta get sumbuddy to be a Negotiator.
ALL DANCE PARTY SUPPORTERS UNITE AGAINST THE RUNNING DOG STRIKERS AND THEIR IMPERIALIST LACKEYS! LEADING COMRADES AT ALL LEVELS MUST GIVE FULL ATTENTION TO DANCE STEPS AND MUST NEVER ON ANY ACCOUNT BE NEGLIGENT!
Blurry Bear, Sometime Villain Well, how can I hep youse guys?
Egyptian Hippo of Love We're looking for a Negotiator to end this strike.
Mr. Chompy's Chewed-up Kitty Toy We tink you'd be good talker.
Blurry Bear, Sometime Villain Well, I'm sure I'm bettah dan dat boid.
Gallito Mescalito ¿Shriek? ¡Shriek! ¡¡SHURRRIIIIEEEEKKK!!
Red Mr. Peanut Bank Please, Gallito Mescalito. Besides, I've never heard of any rooster eating a bear. It's simply Not Done. Well, Blurry Bear, Sometime Villain, are you willing to speak on our behalf?
Blurry Bear, Sometime Villain I believe I may do so.
Will this bring an end to the strike? Will the Commie-bastid posters come to an end? And what about poor Bunrab, Filthiest Toy in the House's condition?
Tune in next week to either Friday Red Mr. Peanut Bank and Gallito Mescalito Blogging or POLICY AND TACTICS ARE THE LIFE OF THE DANCE PARTY; LEADING COMRADES AT ALL LEVELS MUST GIVE THEM FULL ATTENTION AND MUST NEVER ON ANY ACCOUNT BE NEGLIGENT!, depending what happens during the week and whether Padre can figure out a way to mock the latest Statement from the Global South Steering Committee and has time to make more tiny little mitres and copes.