Friday, July 27, 2007

Friday Red Mr. Peanut Bank and Gallito Mescalito Blogging

Our Summer-time replacement feature, POLICY AND TACTICS ARE THE LIFE OF THE DANCE PARTY; LEADING COMRADES AT ALL LEVELS MUST GIVE THEM FULL ATTENTION AND MUST NEVER ON ANY ACCOUNT BE NEGLIGENT! has ended its very successful run. All Dance Party loyalists loved it, especially kj, who has been named Dance Party Queen for a Week! Hooray for kj!!


And now, we return to your favourite Friday feature: Friday Red Mr. Peanut Bank and Gallito Mescalito Blogging starring: Squeaky Gorilla as Red Mr. Peanut Bank and ¡El Toro! as Gallito Mescalito. And introducing: T. Enis Ball as itself. This evening the text appears beneath the photo.




Red Mr. Peanut Bank Er, Well, here I am, patiently waiting for my hilarious side kick, Gallito Mescalito, darling of the Episcopal Blogosphere. Oh, what crazy adventures await us tonight?



Red Mr. Peanut Bank Oh, hello, Gallito Mescalito, or should I say, ¡Hola, amigo mío! How are you doing today?
Gallito Mescalito Moo, er, cough, ¡Shriek!
Red Mr. Peanut Bank I´m doing fine, my good man. What is our plan for this evening?
Gallito Mescalito ¡¡Shrieeek!! ¿Shriek? ¡Shriek! snerk
Red Mr. Peanut Bank Hahaha! Very funny my friend! I´m sure he will show up soon.



Gallito Mescalito ¡¡Shrieeek!!
Red Mr. Peanut Bank Why yes! It's our new friend, T.Enis Ball! How are you, new friend?
T.Enis Ball bouncy-bounce bouncy-bounce
Gallito Mescalito ¡¡SHRRRIIIIIEEEEEEKK!! cough cough cough oh, crap! oh, Moo!
Red Mr. Peanut BankNow, now, ¡El Toro!, I mean, Gallito Mescalito. No call for that kind of language!
T.Enis Ball bouncy-bounce bouncy-bounce



Padre Mickey, off camera, 'cept for his hand NO NO NO NO NOOOOO! STOP!! THIS IS NOT WORKING OUT AT ALL!!
Squeaky Gorilla Pardon me?
¡El Toro! Please, sir. We're doing the best we can!
Padre Mickey, off camera, 'cept for his hand No no no no no. This is terrible! This must end. I'm giving in to the Dance Party Players' demands. THE STRIKE IS OVER!! YOU GUYS WIN!!!!! T.Enis Ball my bouncy-bounce butt! PUHLEEZE!!



Red Mr. Peanut Bank Time to go, boys!
Squeaky Gorilla Don't worry, we're outta here!
¡El Toro! Believe me, Bank; we aren't exactly thrilled with this gig!
Gallito Mescalito ¡¡SHRRRIIIIIEEEEEEKK!!
¡El Toro! Oh yeah?!Bite me, ya stinky bird!!
Gallito Mescalito¡¡¡SSSHRRRRIIIIEEEEKKKKK!!!



Red Mr. Peanut Bank and Gallito Mescalito THE STRIKE IS OVER! WE WON!! THE WORKERS ARE VICTORIOUS OVER THE OPPRESSIVE BASTID! WE'RE BACK!! ¡¡SHRIEEEKK!!

6 comments:

KJ said...

Yeah! I very much appreciated learning of the policies and tactics of the dance party and gave them my full attention and was not negligent on any account. I am honored to be given the distinction of being Dance Party Queen for a week.

Glorious, and uncoditionally loved leader, I await to be told what we are to think about the workers victory in ending the strike. I do hope that such a conclusion has not caused you any undue stress.

Caminante said...

Looks like you're getting spammed (and it's not by kj or by me). Crumbs.

Padre Mickey said...

I'll be waiting for knicksgrl's call this weekend, but in the mean time, I've removed her spam.

I took the comments off Moderation, as now I can block the IP of the Prophet of White Plains, if he shows up again.

Someone from Bolton, Ontario, Canada has already been blocked.

I'm not going to fool around with the undesirables.

Grandmère Mimi said...

KJ, congratulations, Your Royal Majesty, Dance Party Queen of the Week.

Good to have the comrades back. I'm glad you took my advice, el Padre.

'Bout dem undesirables - dat's right, trow da bums out.

Anonymous said...

Oh Greatone,

I am so pleased that you were able to help Mr. Peanut Bank and Gallito Mescalito get work...they, quite unfortunately, weren't able to even find temp "scab" labor jobs (and boy did they try) when they crossed over into the world/lifestyle of the greed seeking imperalistic demanding/expecting/manipulating ala Bush/Cheney secret club...you no doubt were instrumental in saving them from going on the "road tour" to the more dangerous areas of the Middle East to entertain anyone that could speak SHRIEEEK...all hail to you, all hail dear thoughtful one who never for one second of one day didn't think about the welfare of others...I never doubted you as the others have (I won't tell you who said those horrid things about YOU for anything because I know you're far above such petty treasoness talk).

Comrade Luddy Spinkeldier Dwadd,

(you may remember me as)

Junior Middle "Keeper" of the Linolieum Roll Publicity Machine (please send a little heavier coated paper stock because it makes for nicer jackets during the winter and on May Day bigger fires with #1 Red ink)...

REMINDER: Don't forget, EVERYONE, this year we're going to invite ++ Phyniss W. Conehead to stand real close (and hopefully Firm) to the firey flames and see if he gets *it* (we invited him over for "Bloody Mary's" to get him here...chorttle)...hail, hail, hail as I stride off the balcony, past the parakeets and fall directly into the freshly fertilized succulents and the Mandarina Lemon Tree (with spikes).

It's hard to make gracious exits when one is goosestepping back and forth while trying to keep a keen eye on a live volcano and a Maya lover who wants to rip my heart out(we won't go there).

Aghaveagh said...

Thank God the strike is over. Having been pro-labor all my life, it was very hard to cross the picket line.

So what were their demands?

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