Friday, August 03, 2007

Friday Red Mr. Peanut Bank and Gallito Mescalito Blogging: ¡¡BISHOPMANIA!!

This evening on Red Mr. Peanut Bank and Gallito Mescalito Blogging we were inspired by this story. We realize that not everyone who visits Padre Mickey's Dance Party is a member of the World Wide Anglican Communion; heck, some of you aren't even Christians, so it is important to take some time and clarify some terms.



"Flying" Bishop flying from Nigeria to England



Shrieking Bishop




The Five Most Holy Bishops of the Anglican Communion Network, whose incredible humility gives them the authority to override the decisions of any other bishop, especially the decisions of any Bishop in Virginia who has not been consecrated by a Bishop in Africa.





The Five Most Holy Bishops of the Anglican Communion Network "stand firm" as the very ground below them lists to one side.




A self-rightous, closeted bishop



Everyone's favourite bishop!!

14 comments:

Anonymous said...

Wadda ya mean, "everyones favorite Bishop?"...that would be +Duncan Pitts...verdad (not pictured do to "quicker than the eye" syndrome? Duncan Pitts has made it clear he knows "what's what" and "what isn't what" and he's not standing for *it* (forget standing firm) either way *it* comes down! Not for one tiny little second of any shifty day (saints, feast or otherwise made unpleasant by DP)...rip the souls out of them buggars that's his motto and grab all ya can (or is it CANA?)...I love the group photo Padre, which is only missing the ever-swarmy P.B. Conehead (speaking of mania) of Southern Nobody's Listening or Home (maybe he's the closeted one with horns?...hard to spot those toros wearing toreadors and sneaking to and fro until they stick that fork inya to see ifya are donefor or a fat donor.

Shriek! Shriek! Shriek for His Noisiness ++Gallito Mescalito the GREAT (star of anywhere/anytime and my fav)!

Adriana Guzman-Castro Peron

Padre Mickey said...

Estimada Guzman-Castro, the next to the last fóto is of Presiding Bishop Vacables. So, yes, closeted one is he.

Caminante said...

Any reason why they are standing next to N. T. Wright's book? Wright has sort of gone wacko in all this, too.

David Charles Walker said...

So I'm not clear. You're saying, Padre, that His Smarminess The Most - Indeed The Topmost - From The Land Of Bottom, The Not-So-Arch-Bishop Of The Coneheads (his serfs refer to him as HSTMITTFTLOFBTNSABOTC, but he himself really prefers the full load)... do you mean that that cute (sorta) bull (it is a bull, honey, isn't it?) is HIMSELF? The Royal One?
Mercy!

Padre Mickey said...

Well, David Charles, he COULD be Juan David Reference Bible. I'm never to sure about any of this.

And Caminante, there is no reason for the N.T. Wright book, but there is for the Spanish Verbs book.
Sometimes a theological book is just a theological book.

Aghaveagh said...

Note how they are all listing to the right side.

And I thought I recognized my own beloved bishop Juan David by his lovely pink color, but OCICBW.

Anonymous said...

Presiding Bishop Vacables....you are funny, I'm screaming and Gregories minons haven't even plunged the human (well, almost) sacrafice openers in me yet to yank out mi corazon!

Politics can be nasty in or outside of inglesa...last night the alcalde had his "agents" put his picture all over the outside of mi casa (su casa)...I'm on his side for re-election but "foreign" elements ought not "mix" in the local mudwrestling...pray for survival...I'll blame it on vandals if asked (and given time to respond).

If things weren't worrisome enough with the active volcano and all, I have to stur up the neighborhood hoods.

Valipian Veltersgarten Gomez

David Austin Allen said...

Querido Padre, how much sacramental wine do you have to consume to come up with these?

Too hilarious!

Matty Boy said...

As someone who has known the author for some time, I can say with confidence that he needs no artifical ingredients to supplement his natural freakiness. He used to do this with cartoons about swamis. Very funny stuff.

Lisa said...

Bravo, Padre Mickey. I'm linking....

Tia Sue said...

I love it!

KJ said...

Much Loved Leader,

Your faithful followers do not believe David Austin's suggestion that consumption of sacramental wine is necessary for your creation of riveting Red Mr. Peanut Bank blogging.

Juan Carlos said...

True, no drinkies necessary here at Padres to get things moving...that would be over at "Betty Blues" (or whatever the name of that silly/tippily written blog is).

Juan Carlos said...

I think I'm gunna love being Juan Carlos...he's sleeping right this second...boy, could I get us in trouble using his name...

It is sometimes hard to be nice when mi devilment creeps in.

Leonardo Ricardo

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