Wednesday, September 03, 2008
I Don't Understand
Where is James Dobson? Where is Pastor Hagee? Where is Rick Warren? Where is Bishop Duncan? Where are the FOCAS? Where are the folks at Titus 1:9, Stand Firm in Faith, and David Virtue's House of Pain? For heaven's sakes, WHERE IS THE RELIGIOUS RIGHT?
John McCain actually welcomed that fornicator Levi Johnston to Minnesota! They are allowing these two fornicators, Levi and Bristol, to parade about the Republican National Convention with NO SHAME AT ALL! Let's face the facts: even though Levi and Bristol's families claim that they are going to be married, the fact is that Bristol must be stoned in front of her father's house, as she will not be a virgin when they marry. Thus saith the Lord in Deuteronomy 22:20-21: If, however, the charge is true and no proof of the girl's virginity can be found, she shall be brought to the door of her father's house and there the men of her town shall stone her to death. She has done a disgraceful thing . . . by being promiscuous while still in her father's house. You must purge the evil from among you (proof-texted version of the New International Version of the Holy Bible). GOD'S HOLY WORD DEMANDS THAT THE HOLY MEN OF WASILLA, ALASKA, START COLLECTING BIG, HONKIN' ROCKS!!! The only way they can avoid this is by Levi and Bristol NOT GETTIN MARRIED! Where are the Most Holy Primates of the Global South when you need them?
I See You!
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