Sunday, September 14, 2008

Something To Keep You Out Of The Pool Hall

Lil' Trig wit hims folks

Here's something for your amusement, the Sarah Palin Baby Name Generator. What would your name be if, God forbid, you had been unfortunate enough to have been born into the Palin's of Alaska family? This blog would have been known as Padre Stag Tonnage's Dance Party, so I think we're all counting our blessings. Give it a try, you know you want to! Then post your name in the comments!


Ruth Hull Chatlien said...

I'd be Rifle Panzer Palin, and my husband would be Axe Diesel Palin.

I just love a man with a "manly" name.

Paul said...

Commando Coalfire Palin reporting, Padre. Just send me into the thick of things. I am experienced and ready to serve!

Tara Mobley said...

Moose Roadster Palin. Ugh.

Cany said...

and my adorable name?
Chalk Revelations Palin


well maybe I could modify that to keyboard revelations palin and it might not be quite so bad, and actually be more accurate.


susan s. said...

I would be Drown Wing Palin. I don't know if the Palin part is anything I would want to be called. Drown Wing is ok tho.

This reminds me of a joke from the LBJ Era.
A man went to court to change his name. The judge requested his current name.
"Lyndon Baines Sh*t, your honor."
"Well I don't blame you. If I had a name like that, I'd certainly want to change it, too. What do you want to change it to?"
John Sh*t, your honor.

Robert said...

Robert, if you were born to Sarah Palin, your name would be:

Rankle Hiway Palin

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Марко said...

I would be called Recoil Soap Palin, but I am an unrepentant and practicing homo, so I imagine the Palins would take me to their church to "pray away the gay." McCain leads Obama 47-45%. That terrifies me.

Kirkepiscatoid said...

Meet Loin Falcon Palin. that "LOYN" or "LOAN" or "LO-IN." Shit, I don't even know how to pronounce mine!

Ormonde Plater said...

I'd answer to Bubba Palin.

Paul said...

Kirk, Loin Falcon just sounds nasty to me, but in an exciting sort of way. Kind of like how I feel when I look at some of the photos of Todd.

David |Dah • veed| said...

Paul, you need to put a stop those fantasies quick, before you have to pay one of my colleagues a lot of money for your therapy.

Good Padre, have we always had to enter so many passwords around here to post?

Doorman-Priest said...

Wesson Scalper Palin signing in.


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