Wow! GIBITAME!

As some of you Dance Party Regulars may remember, the Lovely Mona, Señorita Chompita Wiggletail, and the good Padre will be taking a well-earned sabbatical this year. In order to fund said sabbatical, Padre came up with the great idea to sell stuff which carries the images of the almost popular characters of Friday Red Mr. Peanut Bank and Gallito Mescalito Blogging.

We thank Mary L., Michael+, MattH., Susan H., and Wendee W. for visiting the Dance Party Store of Love! and making purchases, but things have been moving slowly at the store. We're not sure if the majority of our readers are just broke or suffering from incredibly good taste, but we haven't experienced the rush on Bunrab, the Filthiest Toy in the House "value" t-shirts (that means "less expensive") that we expected, even priced at the low, low, price of $12.00.

May we suggest a Lenten Discipline for this year? Purchase a t-shirt and mug for yourself, and then other items from the Dance Party Store for the Less Fortunate, and you can consider your purchases as giving alms, because that's what you'll be doing! Also, Mother's Day will be here before you know it, and just think of how positively radiant your mom will look in that Crocagator hoodie! Dads 'n Grads season is just around the corner, and the High School or College Graduate in your life is sure to get a job when they appear at their interview sipping coffee from the Gallito Mescalito Travel Mug. And Dad, who can forget Dad's balding head? A Padre Mickey's Dance Party baseball cap will protect hims haid much better than that do-rag he wears at the present. This is actually high-quality merchandise; I spoke to Mary L. on Monday and she LOVES her purchases!

So, stop by the Dance Party Store of Love! with your credit card and stimulate my economy help fund our sabbatical. Otherwise we're going to have to start begging, and that won't be pretty at all!

Just look at these examples of our Marvelous Dance Party™ Products! Priced to move at $15.00, $20.00, $12.00, $20.00, and $15.00 respectively