Red Mr. Peanut Bank My goodness, it's late and we have no script and none of the cast have appeared. What is going on?
Red Mr. Peanut Bank Oh, Gallito Mescalito! Hello! I'm glad you're finally here. Where is everybody?
Gallito Mescalito Shriek. ¿Shriek?
Red Mr. Peanut Bank I don't know. And we don't have a script yet, either.
Gallito Mescalito ¡Shireek!
Red Mr. Peanut Bank I can't say. All we can do is wait.
Mr. Chompy's Chewed-up Squeaky Kitty Toy Hey dere, Bank! Hey dere, Boid! Sorry I'm late! Geez, wheah IS eviddy buddy?
Gallito Mescalito ¡Shrieek!
Red Mr. Peanut Bank We were just discussing the situation. We have no idea what is going on.
Mr. Chompy's Chewed-up Squeaky Kitty Toy Well, can I see da script? I wanna git a jump on dat Hippo!
Gallito Mescalito ¡¡Shrriieeekk!!
Mr. Chompy's Chewed-up Squeaky Kitty Toy Fuh real?
Red Mr. Peanut Bank No script!! I don't know what's going on!!
Mr. Chompy's Chewed-up Squeaky Kitty Toy Well dis is jest weihd.
Miss Egyptian Hippo of Love Hi boys.
Everyone in one voice Good evening, Miss Egyptian Hippo of Love! How are you tonight?
Miss Egyptian Hippo of Love I'm fine, boys. What's going on?
Gallito Mescalito ¡Shrieek!
Red Mr. Peanut Bank And we don't have a script yet, either!
Mr. Chompy's Chewed-up Squeaky Kitty Toy Dis ain't da foist time, but it's still weihd!
Miss Egyptian Hippo of Love Don't we usually simply parody a pop song or situation in the Anglican Communion in this situation?
Red Mr. Peanut Bank Well, actually, we've never been without a script before.
Miss Egyptian Hippo of Love Well, this is a fine kettle of fish!
Mighty Moose of Vermont Dudes and Miss Egyptian Hippo of Love! 'sup?
¡El Penguino! ¡Hola, Chica y chicos! ¡Qué tal?
Gallito Mescalito ¡Shrieek!
Mr. Chompy's Chewed-up Squeaky Kitty Toy Fellas!
Miss Egyptian Hippo of Love Hello, boys!
Red Mr. Peanut Bank Gentlemen! We have no script!
Mighty Moose of Vermont Well, that's certainly strange.
¡El Penguino! So waddawe do?
Miss Egyptian Hippo of Love We could do a song parody!
¡El Penguino! Let's do "Jesus Christ Superstar!!"
Mr. Chompy's Chewed-up Squeaky Kitty Toy Let's tell jokes!
Gallito Mescalito ¡¡Shrriieeekk!!
Red Mr. Peanut Bank Gallito Mescalito's right; we beat that joke thing into the ground. We'll just wait a little longer. If Padre doesn't show up with a script we'll just go with out a show tonight.
¡El Penguino! Well, this is a fine kettle of fish!
Miss Egyptian Hippo of Love I agree!
¡El Toro! Buenas noches a todos.
Mr. Squeaky Gorilla Hi everyone. skeek
Everyone in one voice Hi, Mr. Squeaky Gorilla and ¡El Toro!
Mr. Squeaky Gorilla So, why ya'll standin' around? skeek
¡El Penguino! We're waitin' for the script! Hey, what's that noise?
Mr. Squeaky Gorilla I don't hear anything. skeek
¡El Toro! ¿Donde está el Padre?
Red Mr. Peanut Bank We don't know, and we're beginning to lose our patience. And that noise isn't helping!!!
Mr. Squeaky Gorilla What noise? skeek
Mr. Chompy's Chewed-up Squeaky Kitty Toy Ya know, sumtimes I jest wanna. . . .
Gallito Mescalito ¡¡Shrriieeekk!!
Miss Egyptian Hippo of Love I agree. We wait ten minutes more and then we get on with our lives. And Squeaky Gorilla, you really should do something about that noise.
Mr. Squeaky Gorilla What noise? skeek I don't hear anything. skeek
¡El Toro! ¡¡POR fa VOR!!
Everyone in one voice BUNRAB!! HOW ARE YOU DOING?
Bunrab, the Filthiest Toy in the House I'm holding on by a thread, literally! You haven't seen Chompita anywhere, have you?
Miss Egyptian Hippo of Love No, you're safe with us.
Bunrab, the Filthiest Toy in the House Oh yeah? So whose furry forehead is that behind me?
Gallito Mescalito ¡¡Shrriieeekk!!
Mr. Chompy's Chewed-up Squeaky Kitty Toy Jest ignore it. 'Cha see Padre anywhere?
Bunrab, the Filthiest Toy in the House No. Why are you all standing around?
¡El Toro! No tenemos el libreto.
Red Mr. Peanut Bank I've had it! Let's call it a night!
Padre Mickey, off camera except for his hand Hey everybody, sorry I'm late.
Red Mr. Peanut Bank My goodness, Padre Mickey. We've been waiting for ages!
Gallito Mescalito ¡Shrieek!
Padre Mickey, off camera except for his hand I know, and I apologize. It's just that Friday nights in Lent are a very busy time for me.
Miss Egyptian Hippo of Love Do you have the script?
Padre Mickey, off camera except for his hand No. I didn't have time to write anything. However, You are going to do a commercial for my new Curry Poweder.
Everyone in one voice CURRY POWDER?
Padre Mickey, off camera except for his hand Yeah. It's called Padre Mickey's Powerful Curry POWdah. I made it for the Altar Guild Bake Sale on Sunday. I figure they can sell it and make some money. All you gotta do is stand around the bottles, smile, and say the name!
Everyone in one voice Sheesh!
Everyone in one voice Padre Mickey's Powerful Curry POWdah. In "mild" and ¡¡HOT!!" Available at Sunday's Altar Guild Bake Sale. Buy it up!!
¡El Penguino! Uh, Padre Mickey's Powerful Curry POWdah. It's powerful good (GOD I WANNA DIE!!)
Gallito Mescalito ¡¡¡SSSHHHRRRRIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEKKKKK!!!
UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE Padre Mickey's Powerful Curry POWdah is only available in Panama, and our sole distributer is the Altar Guild Palm Sunday Bake Sale. We are unable to send our product through the mails as Homeland Security regards all powders from Panama with great suspicion.
12 comments:
Are you gonna sell any of it online?
Ooh, Padre Mickey's made a curry POWdah. Why do I suddenly want some?
Yeah. How can we obtain said item??
Do tell.
Me want some too!! And you know, I actually gave Curry Powder up for Lent.
Crap. I lied. During Lent.
Anyway, nothing for absolution like a nice curry.
What gives?
PS - Bunrab is not looking good. I worry, how I worry.
Um, sounds good but would customs let that through? The TSA probably would think it's an explosive.
Do we know anyone who would willing to sneak it home in her luggage? It would be most convenient if she lived in New England. Mild, please, for me.
That's right, Caminante, it's EXPLOSIVE with flavour!!
Crass commercialism of the worst sort - moneychangers in the Temple as we enter Holy Week. Fortunately there are voluminous dispensations for anything that supports the hard-working and long-suffering Altar Guild. Hope your sales rocket through the roof!
Extra hugs and thanks to Altar Guild Ladies (and Gentlemen) during this very busy season.
Since you're not exporting to the US & its European dependencies, maybe you could post a recipe. Unless, of course, you're using substances not normally available for over-the-counter purchase in those regions.
Recipe? give us a paypal acct to drop a few dollars in and we will even buy it to help the fundraiser.
I want what I want when I want it...it totally inconsiderate (and unChristianlike?) to introduce foods/spices that get-us-going and then make the unavailable...Curry indeed...fury!
Zelwin Finch-Toledo Salchica
Happy FEAST DAY to all of the fortunate ones who got to feast!
Archie Melon-Schaief and Shout-Pelongizer
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