I AM the luckiest guy in the world! Want proof? Here is the actual text of an e-mail I received moments ago!
This is to officially inform you that ATM Card worth $250,000 ( Two Hundred And Fifty Thousand Dollars) has been accredited in your favor in the Heineken final draw held yesterday. Your e-mail address with other e-mail addresses was gotten from the internet during a discreet search. They were all screened. Your e-mail address attached to Heineken Ticket Number:345654651237, Heineken Serial Number: FRE/4416ge, Heineken Reference Number: HNK/36459 was picked as the winning email by Senator David Mark. The senate president of Nigeria. This award is been sponsored/organized by Heineken, using FedEx West Africa, Nigeria as the delivery company in charge.The FedEx dispatch director will validate your claims. You are to keep your winning informations strictly confidential so as to avoid double claims and complications. Please Provide the Dispatch Director FedEx West Africa, Nigeria. Mr John Amarula (fedex12110@yahoo.com.hk ) With the following informations for immediate
delivery.
Questionaire Form/ Claims Processing Form.
1. Name in full:.
2.Complete Address:......
3. Nationality:..
4. Age/Sex :.....
5. Occupation:...
6. Phone.........
7. Country:......
8. Alternative Contact...
Fill the above Questionnaire form for verification
and send to the officer below..
Mr John Amarula
Email: fedex12110@yahoo.com.hk
Phone: +234-805-619-4700
Mr.Hamilton Spectator.
Director Of Promotions,
The Heineken Bottling Beer Company
International Awareness Promotion.
Wow! My email address was gotten! The senate president of Nigeria? You KNOW this is for real! Just what we need for our sabbatical! YAY! Oops! I didn't keep the information confidential; do you think they'll still give me my ATM card? I hope so!
8 comments:
I betcha suma them church folks helped add names to their list. Be verrrry careful! At least the prize peeple didn't ask you to send a $10,000 cashier's check to confirm your winning. Yur gettin' all da luck!!
Have a great sabbat! And don't fergit us while yer playin'!
Congratulations! (confidentially, of course....)
Clearly you´re well known in Nigeria (for heaven sake stay up to date with your Clustr Map...btw, why the blanks in downtown Santiago and Bogota?) and this is a teeny tiny award so you will have funds available (for whatever trappings necessary) to welcome Greg Venables and Duncan Pitts into your Diocese (there was no mention of a need for their approval from any local Bishop in the note. I´m certain Archbishop Akinola would approve and he´s the Pope-elect who´s got his middle finger pressed on the little green butt-on).
Share? We´re sharing folk...perhaps my head can ¨be turned¨ just in time for Judasday!
You are so lucky! Of course you're going to spend it all on Heineken. It's really a lot of scitunco. At least that's what the word verification says. I think it put a "c" in instead of "h"
Well, that should upgrade the old sabbatical significantly. You might do some research all around the globe.
Unless its just a lot of... what is my verification word? turas. Well, one letter off.
We won't bother sending the sabbatical appeal money, then. We'll spend it on riotous living in stead.
This doesn't sound very Lenten. At least your address was found during a "discreet" search.
You are soooo lucky, Padre, or should I say blessed?
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