Well, I will admit that I like the "Newton Fig" which is the filling of a cookie, or is it a cake? Nevermind. . .
I understand that God also hates shrimp and bacon.
Everybody sing! Our God, is a Grumpy God, He hates all kinds a stuff
Like shrimp, and figs and bacon, Our God is a Grumpy God!
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Uhoh -- I like Fig Newmans (organic even) --go to hell do not pass go - do not collect $200 --
I think he does not like Hoopoes, either...
Me - I love figs. Love them!
God LOVES Figs and Figettes and Figureativeles and Go-Figgers too!
But you knew that!
I once Dated a Fig.
What a nice giggle before I fall asleep. Does a Newton Fig replace Newton's apple?
Maybe it's just a Fig ment of our imaginations?
God hates the lobsters but I loves them.
Wonder how God feels about prunes? Maybe "He" should try a few with breakfast each morning ... might improve "His" disposition.
Hola Reverenda Susan!
Wonder how God feels about prunes? Maybe "He" should try a few with breakfast each morning ... might improve "His" disposition.
Then we could say "This, too, shall pass. . ."
It would be a "piece that passeth. . ."
I do believe God was interrupted when "figurines" was meant.. just a reminder about idol worship.
I don't know about that, but I do know that God despises Brussels sprouts.
but I do know that God despises Brussels sprouts.
As do all Right Thinking People with Good Taste(buds).
And God hates ANTS...don't forget the ants!!
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