Red Mr. Peanut Bank Well, Gallito Mescalito, my old friend! How are we doing this eveing?
Gallito Mescalito ¡Shriek! ¿Shriek?
Red Mr. Peanut Bank Yes, I'm doing well, too. Yes, I gave the Lovely Mona our birthday greetings, and she appears quite happy.
Gallito Mescalito ¿Shriek? ¡Shriek!
Red Mr. Peanut Bank Probably a big salad, but I doubt that there will be any candles on it.
Gallito Mescalito ¡¡SSHHRRIIIEEEEKKK!!
Red Mr. Peanut Bank Why, yes: I DO remember that! I think that was the first time we had any dialogue in this feature. . .
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"We three kings of Orient are, and you know this is true by the Chinese backdrop." The Magi discuss the merits and disadvantages of the notorious Rubber Cigar.
Red Mr. Peanut Bank: "Ahem. Pardon me, sirs, but who may you be?"
Trailing Persian: "We are but Three Magi, Astrologers from Persia. We follow yon star, which will lead us to the presence of the Santo Niño. And who may you be, O Giant Red Legume and odd little avian friend?"
Gallito Mescalito: "SSHHRRIIIEEEEEEKKKK!!!"
Red Mr. Peanut Bank: "I'll ask the questions here! You sure must be a lousy astronomer. If the star is movin' it can't be a star, it's a planet!! And where did you get the idea you could follow it?"
Trailing Persian: "ASTROLOGER, not ASTRONOMER! I try to convince everyone that huge, burning gobs of gas light years away control one's destiny. Anyway, it's the first century; how the heck am I supposed to know that stars don't work like giant spotlights, showing the way to little back-water towns?"
Red Mr. Peanut Bank: "Sorry, didn't mean to upset you. May we go with you and present our gifts to the Newborn King? I have this lovely cane, and my screaming, multi-coloured friend has his delightful song!"
Trailing Persian: "Well, okay, but get a move on!"
Leading Persian: "Tell us, new friends, what are your opinions regarding rubber cigars? Shall we try to smoke one?"
Red Mr. Peanut Bank: "It depends, is it loaded? From what I understand, a loaded rubber cigar can change everything!"
Gallito Mescalito: "SSHHRRIIIEEEEEEKKKK!!!"
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Red Mr. Peanut Bank Ha ha ha! That was some fun, wasn't it? But do you remember the time. . .
Gallito Mescalito ¡Shriek!
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Bunrab, the Filthiest Toy in the House: Ya know, I think I'll throw a party. It would be fun to have all the Dance Party Toys over for drinks and games and finger-foods!
Mr. Chompy's Chewed-up Kitty Toy: I heah ya tinkin' of havin' a pahty
Bunrab, the Filthiest Toy in the House: Yes! I hope you'll be coming!
Mr. Chompy's Chewed-up Kitty Toy: You gonna 'vite dat Tiny-winky fella?
Bunrab, the Filthiest Toy in the House: Of course! He lives here in the barriada.
Mr. Chompy's Chewed-up Kitty Toy: Hmmmm. See ya later.
Red Mr. Peanut Bank: Hello, Bunrab!
Gallito Mescalito: ¡Shriek!
Bunrab, the Filthiest Toy in the House: Hello Boys! How are things?
Gallito Mescalito: ¡Shriek! ¡Shriek!
Red Mr. Peanut Bank: Quite good, actually. And how are things with you?
Bunrab, the Filthiest Toy in the House: Muy bién, gracias a Dios. Say, I'm thinking of having a party. If I send you two invitations, will you attend?
Gallito Mescalito: ¿Shriek? ¡Shriek! ¡Shriek!
Red Mr. Peanut Bank: Well of course! We wouldn't miss it for the world.
Bunrab, the Filthiest Toy in the House: Mr. Chompy's Chewed-up Kitty Toy was asking whether Tinky-winky was going to be invited. Why would he care?
Gallito Mescalito: ¡Shriiieeekk!
Red Mr. Peanut Bank: Don't worry about him. He's just a big grump. We've got to go.
Bunrab, the Filthiest Toy in the House: Okay boys; see ya around!
Egyptian Hippo of Love: Hey Bunrab!
Bunrab, the Filthiest Toy in the House: Ooo! Hi, Miss Egyptian Hippo of Love! How are you?
Egyptian Hippo of Love: I'm fine, but I gotta tell you something. It's about that party you're planning. Mr. Chompy's Chewed-up Kitty Toy says he's not coming if you invite Tinky-winky.
Bunrab, the Filthiest Toy in the House: Why would he say such a thing?
Egyptian Hippo of Love: He says that Tinky-winky's manner of life is a scandal and destroying the moral fiber of this barriada.
Bunrab, the Filthiest Toy in the House: His manner of life?
Egyptian Hippo of Love: You know, he wears purple, has a triangle on the top of his head, and has that obsession with that stupid red purse.
Bunrab, the Filthiest Toy in the House: I don't see how that is a threat to the moral fiber of the barriada.
Egyptian Hippo of Love: I'm just tellin' ya what people are saying. You may want to reconsider your invitation list.
Gallito Mescalito: Shriek, shriek shriek shriek. ¡¡Shriieeeeeekk!
Bunrab, the Filthiest Toy in the House: What? What are you trying to say? Timmy's fallen down the well and we need to get help?
Gallito Mescalito: SHRIEK, SHRIEK SHRIEK SHRIEK. ¡¡SHRIIEEEEEEKK!!
Bunrab, the Filthiest Toy in the House: I'm sorry, but I can't understand a word you're shrieking.
Gallito Mescalito: ¡SSHHRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKK!
Red Mr. Peanut Bank: Hello, Bunrab! You've certainly upset Gallito Mescalito!
Bunrab, the Filthiest Toy in the House: I'm sorry, but I have some trouble understanding that guy.
Red Mr. Peanut Bank: Most folks do. He was upset because people have been spreading nasty rumours about Tinky-winky. He said that if you are going to exclude anyone, it should be that Diablito Sucio. You know how he chases everyone in the barriada with his clackity-clackity. Plus he threatens to drag everyone to hell who disagrees with him on anything. He is a bit of a pain!
Bunrab, the Filthiest Toy in the House: Sheesh, I just want to have a nice party! sigh.
Red Mr. Peanut Bank: Well, it's your party. You invite who you want to, but just remember that Diablito Sucio tends to put folks off.
Bunrab, the Filthiest Toy in the House: Sheesh, what should I do? Tiny-winky gives some folks the heebie-jeebies, and Diablito Sucio has alienated half the barriada with his clacky-clacking and threats.
Angelbell, the Sweetest (and Least-clothed) Person in the Barriada: Maybe you should invite everyone and let the chips fall where they may! But then again, you do want a nice party without controversy!
The Apocalyptic Angel from Guatemala announces that the invitations have been sent out!
Bunrab, the Filthiest Toy in the House: Hello everybody! I want everyone to come to my party, where we will have fun and not vote on anything! But since I want to have a wonderful party, I have decided not to invite Mr. Tinky-winky or Mr. Diablito Sucio since they are such sources of discord, although I personally like both of them.
Some Folks: If Diablito Sucio isn't invited, we aren't coming either! It's a slap in the face to the moral inhabitants of the barriada.
Other Folks: If Tinky-winky isn't invited, we aren't coming either. It's a slap in the face to the right-thinking inhabitants of the barriada!
The Tick Great party!! Where is everyone?
Bunrab, the Filthiest Toy in the House: Sigh.
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Gallito Mescalito: SHRIEK, SHRIEK SHRIEK SHRIEK. ¡¡SHRIIEEEEEEKK!!
Red Mr. Peanut Bank What was it we were making a comment about? I've forgotten; SO much has happened over the years!
Gallito Mescalito: ¡Shriek!
Red Mr. Peanut Bank Yes, he was so much fatter back then. And cleaner, too!
Gallito Mescalito: Shriek, shriek shriek shriek.
Red Mr. Peanut Bank Well, who could forget that?
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Red Mr. Peanut Bank Wow! The Famous Caminante is coming to Panamá! Why didn't Padre tell me? We better get ready for her visit!!
Gallito Mescalito ¡Shriek! ¡¡Shrieeek!!Mr. Chompy's Chewed-up Squeaky Kitty ToyYeah! Whadda ya callin' us all heah foah?
Other Doggy Toysmumble mumble mumble
Red Mr. Peanut Bank I have called you all together to make an important announcement: The Famous Caminante is coming to visit us in our humble abode!
We must prepare for her arrival!
Todos Yay!
Todos ¡Hola, Caminante!Caminante ¡Mucho gusto!
Red Mr. Peanut Bank Welcome! We, the Dance Party Players, are happy to have you with us.
Caminante ¡Mucho gusto!
Gallito Mescalito ¡Shriek!
Red Mr. Peanut Bank What, or who, are you putting in Gallito Mescalito's mouth?
Todos It's a penguin!!!
Gallito Mescalito Shmmmmmbmbmbmmmkk!
Caminante I've brought you two new friends, El Penguino y The Mighty Moose of Vermont!
Mighty Moose of Vermont What is with these guys and gal? They seem a bit strange.Other Doggy Toys You try spending your week being gnawed on by Señorita Chompita Wiggletail! It's not pleasant!
Padre Mickey, off camera Don't you worry, Mighty Moose of Vermont, you won't be spending your time on the floor being chewed on. That's what the cat's for!
Mr. Chompy's Chewed-up Squeaky Kitty Toy Oh yeah? Waddaya talkin' 'bout, Padre?
El Penguino I think I will sit in this bowl. It seems much safer than the crazy bird's mouth.Gallito Mescalito ¡SHHRRRIIIEEEEKKK! COUGH COUGH COUGH
El Penguino Sorry about that, bird.
Gallito Mescalito Shriek.
Red Mr. Peanut Bank Caminante, thank you for coming and taking part in this evening's episode.Caminante ¡Mucho gusto!
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Red Mr. Peanut Bank It's always fun to meet folks.
Gallito Mescalito ¿Shriek?
Red Mr. Peanut Bank No, Bun-rab's fans get really angry when we show the CSI: Parque Lefevre episode. I think we'll skip it in this
Gallito Mescalito ¡Shriek! ¿Shriek?
Red Mr. Peanut Bank Yes, it was fun when we met Jane R and she introduced us to Fuzzy Southern Mountain Moose. And she was SO mysterious with that hat and all!
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Mysterious Stranger Oh! You are all so dang cute! I just want to pick you up and play with you!
Red Mr. Peanut Bank Heavens! Please madam! We are not toys! Well, we are, but PLEASE!
Gallito Mescalito ¡Shrrriiieeekk!
Fuzzy Southern Mountain Moose Ah mus deymaynduh thaytuh yoo stopuh tuchin' mah frens RAHT NOW!!!
Mysterious Stranger Oh stop it! Padre Mickey invited me to meet you all; well, not you, moose, but the other two. Hey, Mickey! Take our picture!!!
Padre Mickey, behind the camera You betcha!!
Bank and Bird Sheesh!
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Gallito Mescalito ¡Shriek!
Red Mr. Peanut Bank Yes, that was certainly a lot of fun, and Padre enjoyed making a fort out of the tablecloths in that restaurant. Well, let's have one last memory! Do you remember the time . . .
Gallito Mescalito ¡Shrrriiieeekk!
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Red Mr. Peanut Bank Hello, Gallito Mescalito! How are things with you?Gallito Mescalito Shriek shriek shriek. ¡Shriek!
Red Mr. Peanut Bank Well, that's the way it is here; one minute it's sunny and suddenly the sky opens up!
Gallito Mescalito ¿Shriek-shriek? ¡Shriek!
Red Mr. Peanut Bank Miss Egyptian Hippo of Love? You're right; she certainly has become popular lately!Gallito Mescalito ¡¡Shrieeek!!
Red Mr. Peanut Bank Well, I wouldn't go that far!Gallito Mescalito Shriek shriek shriek
Red Mr. Peanut Bank People like her singing. I'm starting to think that you're jealous!Gallito Mescalito ¿Shriek-shriek? ¡Shriek!
Red Mr. Peanut Bank Puhleeze! She is NOT trying to get in every photo!
Gallito Mescalito ¿Shriek? ¿SHRIIEEEK?
Red Mr. Peanut Bank Well I haven't noticed it. I think you're paranoid!
Mr. Chompy's Chewed-up Squeaky Kitty Toy Hey guys! I needsta talk wit cha!Red Mr. Peanut Bank Oh, hello Mr. Chompy's Chewed-up Squeaky Kitty Toy!
Gallito Mescalito Shriek.
Red Mr. Peanut Bank I was just trying to relieve Gallito here of his paranoid delusions.
Mr. Chompy's Chewed-up Squeaky Kitty Toy Oh yeah? Well, I don' know much about economic teary, in fact, I tink I got a B in Econ 101, but what I DO know is dat Hippo is gettin' too popular! She's everywhere! She's gettin' her face in every pitchure!
Gallito Mescalito ¿Shriek? ¿SHRIIEEEK?
Red Mr. Peanut Bank Puhleeze! You're as bad as the bird!Gallito Mescalito (off camera) ¡¡Shrieeek!!
Mr. Chompy's Chewed-up Squeaky Kitty Toy Evah since she stahtid dat band, she's been dominatin' the Friday Bloggin' thang. An' her face is everywhere. You know it's true!!
Red Mr. Peanut Bank I don't know why you're getting so jealous; you have lots of fans!
¡El Toro! Buenas tardes a todos.Squeaky Gorilla Hi, guys. skeek
Gallito Mescalito Shriek.
Red Mr. Peanut Bank Hello, Gentlemen! What's going on?
¡El Toro! Tenemos un problema con señorita hipopótamo de amor.
Squeaky Gorilla Yeah. She gotted all popalah and sticks her face in all da pitchures. skeek
Red Mr. Peanut Bank What's that noise?
¡El Toro! ¿Cómo?
Squeaky Gorilla I don' heah nuttin'! skeek She showed up on dat old lady's blog, too, and dat make her more famous den us! skeek
¡El Toro! ¡Es verdad!
Red Mr. Peanut Bank You really don't hear that noise? Well, I don't know what the big deal is. I've appeared on other blogs, and people quote Gallito Mescalito all over the episcopalblogosphere.
Squeaky Gorilla Well, we wanna talk about dat, too. skeek
Red Mr. Peanut Bank You know, that's really QUITE annoying!
Squeaky Gorilla What? skeek
Gallito Mescalito Shriek shriek shriek. ¡Shriek!
Miss Egyptian Hippo of Love Hi boys! 'sup?Everyone, in one voice ¡¡SHHRRRIIIIEEEEEKKKK!!
Miss Egyptian Hippo of Love You aren't talking about me behind my back, are you?
Everyone, in one voice Heavens, no, Miss Egyptian Hippo of Love! We would never do anything like that!!
Miss Egyptian Hippo of Love I hope you boys aren't lying to me. Now, everybody run along, except for Red Mr. Peanut Bank and Gallito Mescalito.
The other three, all together Yes, Miss Egyptian Hippo of Love. Thank you, Miss Egyptian Hippo of Love!
Miss Egyptian Hippo of Love Okay, Red; what's was everyone talking about?Red Mr. Peanut Bank I think they're just a bit jealous of your new fame.
Gallito Mescalito ¡Shriek!
Miss Egyptian Hippo of Love Well, don't you worry your pretty little heads about all that. I doesn't mean anything to me. All I want is the friendship of you boys, and for you all to serve as my back-up singers.
Gallito Mescalito ¡Shriek!
Red Mr. Peanut Bank Oh, Miss Egyptian Hippo of Love, I'm so happy to hear that. And thank you for letting us back you up and share your fame!
Miss Egyptian Hippo of Love Now you boys just run along with the others. Miss Hippo must get her beauty sleep!
Red Mr. Peanut Bank Yes, ma'am!
Gallito Mescalito ¡Shriek!
Miss Egyptian Hippo of Love Heh heh heh heh. Wadda buncha maroons!! HIPPOS ROCK!YES THEY DO! And thanks to all for reading our Friday Red Mr. Peanut Bank and Gallito Mescalito Blogging Clip Show! See ya all next week!
Gallito Mescalito ¡Shriek!
1 comment:
Brilliant as usual, deares Mickey!
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