Gallito Mescalito Shrieky-shrieky-shriek-shriek. ¿Shriek? ¡Shriek!
Red Mr. Peanut Bank Hello, Gallito Mescalito. How are you tonight, my dear boy!
Gallito Mescalito Shrieky-shrieky-shriek
Red Mr. Peanut Bank Really? Well, perhaps a little joke would cheer you up.
Gallito Mescalito ¡Shriek!
Red Mr. Peanut Bank Well, let's give it a try, shall we? Knock, Knock.
Gallito Mescalito Shriek-shriek
Red Mr. Peanut Bank Nobel.
Gallito Mescalito ¿Shrieky-shriek?
Red Mr. Peanut Bank No bell, that's why I knocked! Hahahahaha!
Gallito Mescalito ¡SSHHRRRRIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEKK!!
Red Mr. Peanut Bank Pardon me! I'll return when you are in a better mood!
Mr. Chompy's Chewed-up Squeaky Kitty Toy Hey dere, boid! 'sup?
Gallito Mescalito Shrieky-shrieky-shriek
Mr. Chompy's Chewed-up Squeaky Kitty Toy Really? Dat's a shame! Poihaps a lil' joke'll make ya happy! Knock Knock
Gallito Mescalito Shriek-shriek
Mr. Chompy's Chewed-up Squeaky Kitty Toy Ice cream!
Gallito Mescalito ¿Shrieky-shriek-shriek?
Mr. Chompy's Chewed-up Squeaky Kitty Toy Ice cream if you don't let me in! Yuk yuk yuk yuk yuk!
Gallito Mescalito ¡SSHHRRRRIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEKK!!
Mr. Chompy's Chewed-up Squeaky Kitty Toy Geez Loueeze, pal! I'm outta heah!
Crocagator Heh. Heh. Heh. Crazy Bird. What's happenin' Gallito Mescalito?
Gallito Mescalito Shrieky-shrieky-shriek
Crocagator Heh. Heh. Heh. Dat's too bad. Maybe joke makin' you happy! Knock knock!
Gallito Mescalito Shriek-shriek
Crocagator Crocagator
Gallito Mescalito ¿Shriek?
Crocagator Oops! Heh. Heh. Heh. Try again. Knock knock
Gallito Mescalito Shriek-shriek
Crocagator Elsie
Gallito Mescalito ¿Shrieky-shriek?
Crocagator Elsie ya later, crocagator! Heh. Heh. Heh.
Gallito Mescalito ¡SSHHRRRRIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEKK!!
Crocagator Heh. Heh. Heh. I go now. See ya later, er, uh, crazy bird!
Miss Egyptian Hippo of Love Hi there, Gallito Mescalito! Why do you look so angry?
Gallito Mescalito Shrieky-shrieky-shriek
Miss Egyptian Hippo of Love That's too bad! How about a little joke to cheer you up? Knock knock
Gallito Mescalito Shriek-shriek
Miss Egyptian Hippo of Love Iowa
Gallito Mescalito ¿Shrieky-shriek?
Miss Egyptian Hippo of Love Iowa lotta money on my student loans! HA!
Gallito Mescalito ¡SSHHRRRRIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEKK!!
Miss Egyptian Hippo of Love Wel|! Same to you, you big grump!
Mighty Moose of Vermont Good evening, Gallito Mescalto!
Fuzzy Southern Mountain Moose Yeaus. Good evnin', you silly roostah! Howuh ah you tunaht?
Gallito Mescalito Shrieky-shrieky-shriek
Mighty Moose of Vermont That's a shame!
Fuzzy Southern Mountain Moose Teyul hym uh joke, hunny-bunny! You ahw ahways sooo funneh!
Mighty Moose of Vermont I think I will! Knock knock!
Gallito Mescalito Shriek-shriek
Mighty Moose of Vermont Doughnut !
Gallito Mescalito ¿Shrieky-shriek-shriek?
Mighty Moose of Vermont Doughnut ask me any silly questions !
Mooses HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Gallito Mescalito ¡SSHHRRRRIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEKK!!
Fuzzy Southern Mountain Moose Oh mah! Weyuv upseut hym!
Mighty Moose of Vermont Let's just leave him be!
Lil' Jesus Hi, Gallito. You look unhappy.
Gallito Mescalito Shrieky-shrieky-shriek
Lil' Jesus Well, everybody has the right to be bummed sometimes!
Gallito Mescalito ¿Shriek-shriek?
Lil' Jesus No way! I don't even know what a "knock knock joke" is! Hey, look, it's my best friend ¡El Penguino!
Gallito Mescalito ¡Shriek!
¡El Penguino ¡Hola, Chicos! ¿Cómo estan?
Lil' Jesus Gallito Mescalito is a bit bummed tonight.
Gallito Mescalito Shrieky-shrieky-shriek
¡El Penguino ¿Verdad? Well, maybe a little joke would cheer you up!
Lil' Jesus And maybe not. Perhaps we should let him be!
¡El Penguino Oh, come on! Hey, Gallito: Knock knock!
Gallito Mescalito Shriek-shriek
Lil' Jesus Hmmmmm. I don't know about this. . .
¡El Penguino Manny
Gallito Mescalito ¿Shrieky-shriek?
¡El Penguino Manny are called, but few are chosen! HA HA HA!
Gallito Mescalito ¡SSHHRRRRIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEKK!!
Lil' Jesus I think we'd best leave!
¡El Penguino I think you're right! Ciao!
Red Mr. Peanut Bank So, are you feeling any better?
Gallito Mescalito Shrieky-shrieky-shriek
Red Mr. Peanut Bank Really? Well, I have one more, then we'll be finished.
Gallito Mescalito ¿Shriek?
Red Mr. Peanut Bank Yes. I promise. Knock knock
Gallito Mescalito *sigh* Shriek-shriek
Red Mr. Peanut Bank Shirley
Gallito Mescalito ¿Shrieky-shriek?
Red Mr. Peanut Bank Shirley you're tired of all these 'Knock, Knock' jokes by now?
Gallito Mescalito ¡¡¡¡¡¡SSSSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
3 comments:
Let´s see...
Knock Knock...
I said...
Knock Knock...
Repeat...
Knock Knock...
YOU ARE DRIVING ME CRAZY (I´m sleepy)
Just home from Florida...the stores were empty...whew, as the salesperson at Sak´s said ¨we´re having our own stimlus package¨...true, expensive mens stuff for 70% to be taken Off a earlier marked down price...I purchased lots (just to help out)...various villagers are now sporting new Italian shoes and I picked up some Pumas too (two)...
I love a SALE!
I ate medium char-grilled Lamb Chops (sets of five, biggies, mint sauce, salad, baked, hotcrusty/butter, $17.99)...heaven so I went back again another night.
Be nice.
SAPHOGENIC
My friend Kelsie, my hostess and longtime friend (she was with the Embassy when I lived here before) named me Don Cordero.
Can´t wait to go back to be refed.
I promise to send a check soon for your frivolities (maybe a gift certificate or two for Lamb Chops...going to Florida?) but maybe I ought wait until you really need it and make you promise to come home. South of the Border(s) would mean nothing without you.
Don Cordero Gomez
Some people just don't know how to tell a joke, ya know?
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