Friday Red Mr. Peanut Bank and Gallito Mescalito Blogging

Tune: Sam & Dave's "Soul Man"(Well, it's really by Steve Cropper, but most people identify it with Sam & Dave, except for those who think it's a Blues Brother's song, but we'll pretend they don't exist. But I digress. . .

Coming to you on a goofy blog
Silly stories, and toys of the dog
Song parodies, and dumb knock-knock jokes,
Don't worry, there's a shriek coming



I'm a Peanut Bank, Red Mr. Peanut Bank
I'm a Peanut Bank, Red Mr. Peanut Bank



You look for us every Friday
And we make it better, in almost every way
But when we fail, well, don't you fret
We're just knick-knacks and toys of a pet



I'm a Hippo o' Love, Miss Egyptian Hippo o' love!
I'm a Hippo o' Love, Miss Egyptian Hippo o' love!



I wanna tell you 'bout the Store of Love
It's all on-line, dere's no need ta shove
Git a tee-shirt or bishop mug
Gallito Mescalito Ceramic Travel mug!



I'm a shameless shill! Crocagator da Shill!
Heh! Heh! Heh!
I'm a shameless shill! Crocagator da Shill!



You're here every Friday, you've been sucked in
To the Dance Party riddim, an' we wanna be yer bes' friends



Yeah



¡Shriek!



yeah



¡Shriek!



dyr-deer, dyr-dyr-dyr-da-dyr, dyr-deer, deer-deer-deer
horns badda-badda-badda-baaaaaa



I'm a Peanut Bank,
horns dadat-dat-dah-dadat
Red Mr. Peanut Bank
guitar diddelie-deee



I'm a Hippo o' Love,
horns dadat-dat-dah-dadat
Miss Egyptian Hippo o' love!
guitar diddelie-deee



We're your Friday night thang!
horns dadat-dat-dah-dadat
Groovy Friday night thang
guitar diddelie-deee



¡¡¡Sshhrrrriiiieeeekkk!!!