¡Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow! いたい いたい いたい!

During my Wayward Youth, I spent a few years following the Lord of the Universe and trying to practise the meditation he taught. And sometimes, during meditation, there would be some action in the second chakra. But I NEVER thought of doing this! And, yes, I know that is Japanese in the title and not Thai, but I know how to say "ow" in Nihon-go, but not in Thai.