My dear friend Mary Leigh sent me this:
Dear World,
We, the United States of America, your top quality supplier of the
ideals of liberty and democracy, would like to apologize for our
2001-2008 interruption in service. The technical fault that led to
this eight-year service outage has been located, and the software
responsible was replaced November 4. Early tests of the newly
installed program indicate that we are now operating correctly, and we
expect it to be fully functional on January 20, 2009. We apologize
for any inconvenience caused by the outage. We look forward to
resuming full service and hope to improve in years to come. We thank
you for your patience and understanding.
Sincerely,
THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA
3 comments:
GREAT, a recharge that is glowing all around the World! Even the most modest farm worker here grins when OBAMA is mentioned...CHANGE everyone can believe in (and see, transparently)!
That was a great letter!
Hmmm. Add an "r" to "outage," and you get "outrage" . . .
Good to be on the other side.
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