Friday, January 09, 2009

Friday Red Mr. Peanut Bank and Gallito Mescalito Blogging


Red Mr. Peanut Bank Good Evening, Muy Buenas Noches, y Feliz Año Nuevo a todos. I am Red Mr. Peanut Bank, and this is my life partner, Gallito Mescalito.



¡Shriek!



Red Mr. Peanut Bank Some of you may have read this post earlier in the week, and realize that Padre Mickey has been a bit busy lately.
Gallito Mescalito ¡Shrriiieeeekk!



Red Mr. Peanut Bank You may also know that we, well, Padre, the Lovely Mona, Señorita Chompita Wiggletail, Gallito Mescalito, myself, and perhaps some other members of The Crew are off to Campamento de Verano on Sunday.
Gallito Mescalito ¡¡SSHHRRRIIIIIEEEEEKKK!!
Red Mr. Peanut Bank Calm down! It won't be bad at all; it will be lots of fun! Believe me!



Red Mr. Peanut Bank Which means we're very very busy! There are maletas to pack and lists to go over and Arrangement To Be Made. So, two weeks from tonight we will have One Hella Great Camp-Themed post for your edification, but tonight we invite you to enjoy this Classic Episode of Friday Red Mr. Peanut Bank and Gallito Mescalito Blogging: CSI Parque Lefevre
Gallito Mescalito YAHOOOOO! er, ¡¡Shrieky-rieky-riekkk!!


WARNING!!! ¡¡ALERTA!! Tonight's episode may be troubling for some. If you are squeamish about doggy toy violence, tonight's episode is not for you. Also, we apologise for the size of the photos. I made a mistake, but I'm not going to re-load all these photos. Click on them to see a larger, really great version.


¡¡Shrriieekk!!

¡¡SSSHHHRRRIIIIIEEEEEEKKKK!!

Red Mr. Peanut Bank Gallito Mescalito! What's wrong?
Gallito Mescalito ¡¡ShriekShriekShriekShriekShriek!!
Red Mr. Peanut Bank Oh my God! Bunrab, the Filthiest Toy in the House is... DEAD!
Mighty Moose of Vermont We better call the cops! I hope they send the forensics group.

Red Mr. Peanut Bank Who on earth could have done such a thing?


Music: Who Are You? by The Who Friday Red Mr. Peanut Bank and Gallito Mescalito Blogging is Shot Entirely in the Parque Lefevre Neighborhood of Panama City, República de Panamá


CSI: Parque Lefevre is brought to you by Ron Abuelo, Panama's Finest Rum. Isn't it time for a visit from the Grandfather?


Red Mr. Peanut Bank Oh, thank God you're here! A terrible crime has taken place.
Mr. Chompy's Chewed-up Squeaky Kitty Toy Who found da duhseest?
Mighty Moose of Vermont Gallito Mescalito found Bunrab.
Mr. Chompy's Chewed-up Squeaky Kitty Toy Dat right, boid?
Gallito Mescalito ¡Shriek!
Miss Egyptian Hippo of Love We see this kind of thing a lot. Do you have any idea what happened? Have you seen anything suspicious?
Red Mr. Peanut Bank Not really. Bunrab had been a bit quiet ever since Christmas, but that's normal.
Gallito Mescalito ¡Shriek!
Mighty Moose of Vermont Gallito's right, Red Mr. Peanut Bank. You should tell them about that.
Red Mr. Peanut Bank Okay. Señorita Chompita Wiggletail, the dog if the house, has shown a renewed interest in Bunrab lately. She tends to go through phases in which she plays with the Squeaky Ball all the time and then another toy and then Bunrab.


Miss Egyptian Hippo of Love We'll have our team come check things out. You will all have to stay out of the way while we're at work.
Red Mr. Peanut Bank Well, I'll have to break the news to the others. This is a shame. Bunrab was loved by all.
Gallito Mescalito ¡Shriek!


music: Dan dan dan daaaaannnnn!

El Penguino This rabbit has absolutely no stuffing left. It is awfully thin for a soft toy!
Miss Egyptian Hippo of Love Yes, it appears to have been disemboweled.

music: guhjunk-guhjunk. guhjunk-guhjunk

Mr. Chompy's Chewed-up Squeaky Kitty Toy I sees some teef-mahks heah.

music: guhjunk-guhjunk. guhjunk-guhjunk

¡El Toro! ¡Ai! Es un cavidad grande!
Squeaky Gorilla There's a hole in his head, too. skeek
Mr. Chompy's Chewed-up Squeaky Kitty Toy All the stuffin's been toin out of dis guy.

music: guhjunk-guhjunk. guhjunk-guhjunk

Squeaky Gorilla It appears that the stuffing from the torso was removed a while back skeek
¡El Toro! ¡Qué lastima!
Mr. Chompy's Chewed-up Squeaky Kitty Toy Ah you sayin dat da stuffin' frum da towso comed out long ago and da stuffin' frum his haid is newly removed?
Squeaky Gorilla That's what the evidence points to. skeek

music: guhjunk-guhjunk. guhjunk-guhjunk

Mr. Chompy's Chewed-up Squeaky Kitty Toy What's dat noise?
Squeaky Gorilla What noise? skeek I don't hear anything skeek
¡El Toro! ¡Chuletas!

Red Mr. Peanut Bank Well, have you figured out what happened?
Gallito Mescalito ¿Shriek?
Miss Egyptian Hippo of Love Yes, and I'm afraid it's not a very pretty story.
Mr. Chompy's Chewed-up Squeaky Kitty Toy It seems dat da dog got a little carried away las' time she played wit yer friend da wabbit.


She'd tear him up

then scratch

She'd tear him up

then scratch

Tear him up


then scratch



Red Mr. Peanut Bank He never knew what hit him!
Gallito Mescalito ¡Shriek!

Mr. Chompy's Chewed-up Squeaky Kitty Toy Actually, I tinks he did.
Miss Egyptian Hippo of Love Our forensics shows that the stuffing from Bunrab's torso was removed a while ago. This stuffing from his head was removed and that's what killed him.

Gallito Mescalito ¿Shriek?
Red Mr. Peanut Bank Yes, do you know who did it?


Miss Egyptian Hippo of Love Yes, it was Señorita Chompita Wiggletail.
Mr. Chompy's Chewed-up Squeaky Kitty Toy But deres nuffin' we can do. She's a dog an' mosta us is doggy toys.


Angels Come on, Bunrab, time-a go. Time-a go

Angels We goin' doggy toy heaven. Doggy toy heaven!

7 comments:

Kirkepiscatoid said...

Little Eddie says, "O NOES! My sweet Señorita Chompita Wiggletail not gonna take da wap fo' sumtin' goggies do natchurally! Dis not murder, dis a accidenul deaf cuz Bunwab is PWEY and he accidenully in da wong pwace at da wong time!"

it's margaret said...

Mr. Witty says --not so bad. Took her long enough. My lady always teases me by taking my dead stuff and stuffin' it with toys and then I have to unstuff it all over agin....

Ha --word verification: "thretins"
it must be trinitarian talk for cretins....

Fred Schwartz said...

Have you ever thought of doing dinner mysteries? I certainly would buy a ticket!

Paul said...

Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

I'm glad you posted a warning, but what a way to start my Saturday morning!

I luvs me some Bunrab and am very sorry to read this.

I also luvs me some dogs but don't have one. I could not put my "kids" at risk.

David |Dah • veed| said...

thretins
I am sure that it has more to do with Scientology.

Padre Mickey said...

Paul, Bunrab is not one of our "kids." He's Chompy's toy and always has been. Bow Tie Bunny, who appears occasionally, is a gift from Robbin and Chompy is not allowed near him!

No preocupes.

Paul said...

Padre, I know, and it's the proper order of things, and I know Bunrab's not a kid like my kids are, but I have always had a soft spot in my heart for Bunrab.

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